• Christian Letter found in my school
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[QUOTE=Rosek;17646177]Christians are better than me anyway. They have morals.[/QUOTE] you're cool because you don't have them totally you need to have judgement and reasoning not simply zero morality
[QUOTE=Grayron;17646256]"What if we used it to receive messages from the text?" kill gays stone women sounds good[/QUOTE] Commandment No.6 says not to though, I may not have done much reading, but I don't think it says it is a good idea to stone gays and women, even though being gay is wrong based on the book, and I don't think why they would say to stone women in the book. And I may have chosen Catholicism, but I don't put faith before logic. If I I at the site of a car crash, I would call 911 THEN pray.
[QUOTE=demoniclemon;17646368]Commandment No.6 says not to though, I may not have done much reading, but I don't think it says it is a good idea to stone gays and women, even though being gay is wrong based on the book, and I don't think why they would say to stone women in the book.[/QUOTE] Stone disobedient kids. It does say that.
There's an emergency, please let me use your Bible!
Oh god I just lost connection on my bible, Must be in a [i]dead[/i] zone. :smug:
[QUOTE=HumanAbyss;17646398]Stone disobedient kids. It does say that.[/QUOTE] Show me.
Or, if I had a bible and treated it like my cell, it would sit closed in my desk for all eternity because I would never fucking need that stupid piece of shit when I sit at home all day anyway and there's a fucking phone in my house or even better if someone needs to say something they can come say it to my FACE.
Yeah, they just get tackier and tackier. It's odd.
[QUOTE=mj6969;17646018]I masturbate by putting my cell phone on vibrate, then shoving it up my ass and calling it. You can't do THAT with a bible can you?[/QUOTE] you scare me
OP should add to the note: Addendum: I can prove a cell phone exists. You can't prove God exists. Therefor, God DOES NOT EXIST.
"Who keeps calling my Bible as Restricted?!"
Kids who curse there father are to be put to death.
satan...stop disconnecting me. Every time I get a call from Jesus or god you drop the call.
[QUOTE=demoniclemon;17646368]Commandment No.6 says not to though, I may not have done much reading, [b]but I don't think it says it is a good idea to stone gays and women, even though being gay is wrong based on the book, and I don't think why they would say to stone women in the book.[/b] And I may have chosen Catholicism, but I don't put faith before logic. If I I at the site of a car crash, I would call 911 THEN pray.[/QUOTE] leviticus 20:13 If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads. deuteronomy 22:13 If however the charge is true and no proof of the girl's virginity can be found, she shall be brought to the door of her father's house and there the men of her town shall stone her to death... lol i cant believe christians back in the day believed this shit
One could probably have the bible [i]on[/i] their cell phone if they really wanted to. What now?
[QUOTE=Mr Affinity;17646557]Kids who curse there father are to be put to death.[/QUOTE] wasn't it disobediant kids are to be put to death by stoning? Also getting married to a woman who is not a virgin means that both her and her father are to be stoned
And there are about 2 million bibles according to google (I bet there are a ton more but...) and the average phone bill is around $30 a month... $60,000,000 dollars a month. Jesus must be a pretty rich guy.
[QUOTE=ManningQB18;17646600]And there are about 2 million bibles according to google (I bet there are a ton more but...) and the average phone bill is around $30 a month... $60,000,000 dollars a month. Jesus must be a pretty rich guy.[/QUOTE] the pope keeps his trust fund
[QUOTE=willer;17646576]wasn't it disobediant kids are to be put to death by stoning? Also getting married to a woman who is not a virgin means that both her and her father are to be stoned[/QUOTE] Sounds like Islam, only today.
OP should add to the note: Addendum: I can prove a cell phone exists. You can't prove God exists. Therefor, God DOES NOT EXIST.
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[QUOTE=Doug52392;17646698]OP should add to the note: Addendum: I can prove a cell phone exists. You can't prove God exists. Therefor, God DOES NOT EXIST.[/QUOTE] you don't have to post it twice
[QUOTE=mj6969;17646018]I masturbate by putting my cell phone on vibrate, then shoving it up my ass and calling it. You can't do THAT with a bible can you?[/QUOTE] When I saw your avatar I read your post in the voice of Billy Mays pitching a cellphone.
[QUOTE=Wii60;17646727]you don't have to post it twice[/QUOTE] Especially since it wasn't clever the first time.
I tried reading the Bible once. That letter says that Jesus paid the bill already, but it sure didn't account for roaming. Fuck.
[QUOTE=mj6969;17646018]I masturbate by putting my cell phone on vibrate, then shoving it up my ass and calling it. You can't do THAT with a bible can you?[/QUOTE] Course you can, Jesus always calls for you.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;17647050]I tried reading the Bible once. That letter says that Jesus paid the bill already, but it sure didn't account for roaming. Fuck.[/QUOTE] What the large print giveth, the small print taketh away.
use it to send nude pix of urself 2 god
[QUOTE=Uberslug;17647169]use it to send nude pix of urself 2 god[/QUOTE] If I rub my junk on my favorite texts... does that count? Can someone underaged get arrested for sending it to a 7000 year old guy? Talk about pedophile.
[QUOTE=HumanAbyss;17647228]If I rub my junk on my favorite texts... does that count? Can someone underaged get arrested for sending it to a 7000 year old guy? Talk about pedophile.[/QUOTE] "Top Story! Man sues God for pedophilia. The case is thrown because God wasn't able to show up."
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