• Christian Letter found in my school
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[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;17648719]Shit, a fire! Good thing I have my Bible![/QUOTE] Ha, Your bible of the Christian Mythos is a mere 2000 years in antiquity. The Darkside has and will always be, predating time it's self. Join the Darkside We have POWER mere books don’t. With the Darkside You can become the fire. With the Darkside You have Power. [img]http://www.blogcdn.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2008/12/unlimited-power_opt.jpg[/img]
Hahahaha you go to school on saturday !
Anyone who says that if you can't prove it isn't there it must be there is a fucking retard. You can't disprove that you are being stalked by an invisible unicorn. You can't disprove that I can shapeshift at will into a koala. You can't disprove that there is an invisible leprechaun sitting on your head that moves out of the way whenever your hand goes near it. That doesn't mean that any of those are true. Lol religion flamewar thread.
My school tried to con us all into the religion by giving us bibles as 'gifts'.. They came into some use when we used the paper for spliffs
[QUOTE=demoniclemon;17646368]Commandment No.6 says not to though, I may not have done much reading, but I don't think it says it is a good idea to stone gays and women, even though being gay is wrong based on the book, and I don't think why they would say to stone women in the book. And I may have chosen Catholicism, but I don't put faith before logic. If I I at the site of a car crash, I would call 911 THEN pray.[/QUOTE] And the only reason it says it's wrong in the bible is because when it was written the greeks(Or was it the romans, forgot) were invading and raping both men and women.
Cell phones are useless to me, I do not have one. Same goes for a Bible.
[QUOTE=Major_Twatt;17654180]My school tried to con us all into the religion by giving us bibles as 'gifts'.. They came into some use when we used the paper for spliffs[/QUOTE] If christians actually read the entire Bible there would probably be fewer christians.
I think God is on the no-call list.
[QUOTE=Mr. Mcguffin;17651842]The Unicorn can't be touched because if it were touched it would no longer be a Unicorn, and it can't be anything other than what it is.[/QUOTE] The burden of proof lies with the person claiming knowledge of an invisible unicorn. Sorry.
[QUOTE=willer;17645935] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsfuvTgJ5zw[/media][/QUOTE] The first music part was pretty damn badass.
:sigh: why cant Christians be content with believing in God I'm a Christian, but I don't need a reason to believe in God - I believe because I truly do. I think all good people will go to heaven regardless of their beliefs...
At the taste of chicago (google it if you don't know), i got tons of billion dollar bills handed to me with the same thing but about money vs god, not cell phone vs bible. Also bible can't let me tell my family i'm still alive. I'm actually religious in my own way, but this propaganda is just excessive.
I see the Internet Atheists are at it again.
[QUOTE=Negrul1;17654154]Anyone who says that if you can't prove it isn't there it must be there is a fucking retard. You can't disprove that you are being stalked by an invisible unicorn. You can't disprove that I can shapeshift at will into a koala. You can't disprove that there is an invisible leprechaun sitting on your head that moves out of the way whenever your hand goes near it. That doesn't mean that any of those are true. Lol religion flamewar thread.[/QUOTE] You can't prove anything, you can only support it.
[QUOTE=mj6969;17646018]I masturbate by putting my cell phone on vibrate, then shoving it up my ass and calling it. You can't do THAT with a bible can you?[/QUOTE] :suicide:
[QUOTE=:smug:;17657214]:sigh: why cant Christians be content with believing in God I'm a Christian, but I don't need a reason to believe in God - I believe because I truly do. I think all good people will go to heaven regardless of their beliefs...[/QUOTE] And I think flowers cure cancer and puppy kisses elongate life. Baseless claims you made up are still baseless claims you made up.
Time to sit back, relax, and watch the sparks fly.
[Quote]Cell phone vs.. Bible Ever wonder what would happen if we treated our Bible like we treat our cell phone?[/quote] Honestly, no. Never.
[QUOTE=Mr. Mcguffin;17652103]See? Even the religious can't understand their own arguments.[/QUOTE] I'm not religious :raise:
[QUOTE=:smug:;17657214] I'm a Christian, but I don't need a reason to believe in God - I believe because I truly do. [/QUOTE] Is that supposed to be a positive thing? Because it's not.
"bobby, if i see that bible out one more time i'm confiscating it and sending you to the principal's office."
[QUOTE=rapperkid04;17659937]I'm not religious :raise:[/QUOTE] Yeah, you're just Rapperkid. But that's even worse.
[QUOTE=Grayron;17646563]leviticus 20:13 If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads. deuteronomy 22:13 If however the charge is true and no proof of the girl's virginity can be found, she shall be brought to the door of her father's house and there the men of her town shall stone her to death... lol i cant believe christians back in the day believed this shit[/QUOTE] you hate religion we get it
[QUOTE=Mr. Mcguffin;17659190]And I think flowers cure cancer and puppy kisses elongate life. Baseless claims you made up are still baseless claims you made up.[/QUOTE] Except flowers can't cure cancer and puppy kisses don't extend our life, we know through science. Science can't, and will never disprove god.
[QUOTE=yawmwen;17662631]Except flowers can't cure cancer and puppy kisses don't extend our life[/QUOTE] but it's still nice
[QUOTE=yawmwen;17662631]Except flowers can't cure cancer and puppy kisses don't extend our life, we know through science. Science can't, and will never disprove god.[/QUOTE] Doesn't mean he's real because we can't prove he's not... Like it or not, there isn't evidence of god, if you chose to believe in him, you're doing so only on faith. Don't pretend to be rational with "Evidence". Hell, God isn't even a logical thought.
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