• The postal service stole my malted milk balls!
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I have an idea, why not call them, and ask them if they know what happened? Or you can fuck shit fuck/slice those fucking/punch those/ball joke that isn't funny.
Go on a shooting spree at your local Post Office.
Those mother fuckers! You should teach humanity a lesson with genocide of all postal workers for this!
[QUOTE=Rambo_9;20521422]donut care[/QUOTE] I lol'd for like 4 minutes.
You can report this to UPS and they will deal with it, finding who delivered it to you and prob firing them...It's one thing to steal food, but you don't open other people's mail and dig through it to get said food. Isn't there some SEVERE law against opening someone Else's mail?
[QUOTE=justin1992;20547729]You can report this to UPS and they will deal with it, finding who delivered it to you and prob firing them...It's one thing to steal food, but you don't open other people's mail and dig through it to get said food. Isn't there some SEVERE law against opening someone Else's mail?[/QUOTE] The problem is, post offices don't have enough time to deal with this sort of thing. Unless it's a recurring problem (such as lots of complaints about similar events), they'll brush it off by saying they're sorry it was damaged during transit, but unless it was insured, they're not obligated to do anything about it. Packages can be damaged in machines, handling, etc. so there's no guarantee an employee purposely did it.
Malted milk balls are disgusting anyway.
[QUOTE=Tarana;20547785]The problem is, post offices don't have enough time to deal with this sort of thing. Unless it's a recurring problem (such as lots of complaints about similar events), they'll brush it off by saying they're sorry it was damaged during transit, but unless it was insured, they're not obligated to do anything about it. Packages can be damaged in machines, handling, etc. so there's no guarantee an employee purposely did it.[/QUOTE] Ugh...That fucking pisses me off, someone can go through your mail and open all your letters and read them all...And the nothing happens but a "Sorry dude"..Fucking stupid. Thank god for emails, but then you use any number of the limitless possibilities for a word used in terrorist activities and your emails get read, too... "Damn that concert was tyte, sounded like a [b]bomb[/b] went off when that car backfired though"
even on smaller stuff that the USPS lost, make them reimburse that stuff, cuz their fault and responsibilities
As a postal worker I find this thread very amusing. It surprises me when I hear about instances of mail theft, especially within the company. Tampering with and/or stealing someone else's mail is a serious federal offense and if prosecuted will land you five years imprisonment (believe me, [b]every employee knows this[/b]). That's a pretty steep price to pay for lifting a few Netflix or Columbia House DVDs... Anyway, this just sounds like your package was damaged in transit (it happens). However, if it happens again, contact the Postal Inspection Service. And tell your aunt she might want to insure any important parcels in the future. That way at least you'll be reimbursed for any lost or damaged items.
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