There is a nightmare in my toilet!

[Provost]

[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;24171659]Ok, now seriously:

1. Get some [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodium_hydroxide]Sodium hydroxide[/url] (aka Caustic Soda)
2. Get a big metal bowl/bucket, cold water and stir it up for a while (use a wooden spoon)
3. Once it's dissolved and ready, pour it SLOWLY into the toilet, all the way until the very edge of the toilet
4. Let it work for a little while, say... 10' tops
5. See how your dad's massive turd dissolves like a salted snail :q:
6. FLUSH IT DOWN! ASAP! (I mean it, that shit is TOXIC)

Problem solved :D[/QUOTE]

We use a septic tank. I don't want the guys who are going to clean it out in a few years to get poisoned or something like that.