• Got the swine flu vaccination.
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Fun fact: My friend got the swine flu vaccination. Two days later she got swine flu. Yay vaccines.
[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;18276400]I have heard there is mercury in the vaccine on purpose to stabilize it somehow, while being kinda poisonous. I will better risk getting the swine flu, instead of getting some rushed arguably effective vaccine.[/QUOTE] the amount of mercury in the vaccine is about the same amount as a tin of tuna
[QUOTE=Gmod4ever;18276442]Fun fact: My friend got the swine flu vaccination. Two days later she got swine flu. Yay vaccines.[/QUOTE] Gee I wonder why :downs:
What about that one in a illion chance where you walk backwards and everything. [editline]12:09AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Gmod4ever;18276442]Fun fact: My friend got the swine flu vaccination. Two days later she got swine flu. Yay vaccines.[/QUOTE] She was weak.
[QUOTE=lefundoof;18277050]What about that one in a illion chance where you walk backwards and everything. [editline]12:09AM[/editline] She was weak.[/QUOTE] You mean that one in a million risk from a [B]seasonal flu jab not swine flu[/B]
I have to get the vaccine on the 27th. ugh, im getting worried
Don't fucking get the vaccine if you don't fucking want to. What the fuck guys, do you live in a fucking communistic country or something? [B]Quick rant:[/B] When you need money, you develop a drug. When you develop the drug, you make sure people need it. If people don't need it, you create the demand for it. (aka swine flu) There are also lots of theories with this vaccine fucking up your immune system. Now [B]I fucking wonder why[/B]. The more people will be sick, the more the demand for drugs and stuff.
[QUOTE=blah2;18277225]Don't fucking get the vaccine if you don't fucking want to. What the fuck guys, do you live in a fucking communistic country or something? [B]Quick rant:[/B] When you need money, you develop a drug. When you develop the drug, you make sure people need it. If people don't need it, you create the demand for it. (aka swine flu) There are also lots of theories with this vaccine fucking up your immune system. Now [B]I fucking wonder why[/B]. The more people will be sick, the more the demand for drugs and stuff.[/QUOTE] Exactly. Don't you guys get it?! The companies that make these vaccines/pills/antibiotics - the main thing they want to do is make money, that is #1 above ALL ELSE even your health, even your life. And yeah whatever call me a crazy motherfucker, its my brain I'll think what I want to.
[QUOTE=markg06;18276731]Gee I wonder why :downs:[/QUOTE] It takes a week for the vaccine to kick in. The mercury-based preservative is not gonna fuck your shit up. Also, the government is not out to get you. I'm surrounded by retards.
[QUOTE=Im Crimson;18277508]It takes a week for the vaccine to kick in. The mercury-based preservative is not gonna fuck your shit up. Also, the government is not out to get you. I'm surrounded by retards.[/QUOTE] Clearly you manage to surround yourself, congratulations.
[QUOTE=markg06;18277538]Clearly you manage to surround yourself, congratulations.[/QUOTE] :golfclap:
[QUOTE=Resistance777;18277186]I have to get the vaccine on the 27th. ugh, im getting worried[/QUOTE] You don't HAVE to, do you?
Fellow brothers,as this problem threats the human life ,we started a shenanigan in a city from Romania,we are waiting for confirmation of obligatory vaccination for the day of 26 november 2009 ,and if its gonna force us vaccinate we are gonna FIGHT for our liberty! We will move forward to the capital of Romania ( we hope other cities will join us ) and get rid of the "virus" ,that's our governemnt! But its not their fault, look at the World, every country accepted to shot the vaccin,exccept Polland ,its because of a bigger plan that involves all the countries to unite, and therebefore they have to get rid of a part of the population. The vaccin has side effects that will affect your brain cells because of the MERCURY ,thus making you more maleable in the hands of the puppetteers. Don't leave yourself controlled by media, inform yourself! The vaccine is just a "dead" part of the virus but its beying revived by those other ingredients in it. we've had enough of all the lies from the country leaders. If you will not hear anything about the rebbelion that we estimate it's gonna have about 1 mil. people then it means the mass media doesnt want you to know about it. Spread the word about it, as we do here in Romania, and if we fail, we put our hopes in the hands of the other countries! ________________________________________________ Translated by me. Now here's what i think about it:The head leaders from USA,Asia,Rep.of Russia&Europe have agreed about making a mass reduction in population starting NOW , with the swine flu and continuing with the CODEX ALIMENTARUS . My guess is that some alien species that are on the brink of extinction on their planet made contact with them and told em that they're gonna give the world leaders extended life and other technologies in exchange of them populating the planet. here are some videos in english: [MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZ-bcUfo67w&feature=player_embedded[/MEDIA] [MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8k6aG3GgaS0&feature=player_embedded[/MEDIA] PS:I myself think i got the swine flu because i have runny nose and throat pain , but who cares? MY BODY IS MAKING ANTICORPES RIGHT NOW ON THE REAL SHIT~!!!!
Took my shot 4 days ago, still having a fever and feeling tired from it.
That video is totally irrelevant. It was never said that it was a [B]Swine[/B] flu shot. They give shot's for normal flu too. [editline]05:33PM[/editline] I'm gonna get it just so that I can say "WHERE'S YOUR CONSPIRACY THERIOES?! WHERE!!!!??" [editline]07:00PM[/editline] You little pansies [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=842884[/url]
Got it last Thursday, got really tired and a serious case of what I suppose stoners call the munchies. Other than that and a sore arm, it was fine
[QUOTE=Hullu V3;18298984]That video is totally irrelevant. It was never said that it was a [B]Swine[/B] flu shot. They give shot's for normal flu too. [editline]05:33PM[/editline] I'm gonna get it just so that I can say "WHERE'S YOUR CONSPIRACY THERIOES?! WHERE!!!!??" [editline]07:00PM[/editline] You little pansies [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=842884[/url][/QUOTE] enjoy your wheelchair. My dad works in army and told me that the vaccine is very dangerous shit.
[QUOTE=Kidd;18267900]You are not a real man unless you catch H1N1 and survive.[/QUOTE] Catched it this sunday. :aaa: I think it's going away.
Swine flu vaccines are good. This formula explains it: 1x=-1y Where X is the vaccine and Y is the Dumb person.
I took the vaccine :colbert:
[QUOTE=agun;18301492]Swine flu vaccines are good. This formula explains it: 1x=-1y Where X is the vaccine and Y is the Dumb person.[/QUOTE] It's funny because you capitalized dumb for no reason.
Not taking the vaccine untill someone at school dies of it... That way we'll get the vaccine free, and at school.
[QUOTE=Pleather;18301609]I took the vaccine :colbert:[/QUOTE] I could tell judging from your avatar. n___________________________________________________n
This vaccine paranoia reminds me of the Small Pox vaccine paranoia in, what was it, 2002?
I have never gotten the flu all you have to do is just keep your hands clean and don't shove your fingers in your eyes after you touch a doorknob or someone else's pencil.
I have the Flu fuck me
[QUOTE=DuraFlex;18309838]I have the Flu fuck me[/QUOTE] I'd rather not.
I got the vaccine! And now my whole arm is numb. :saddowns:
[QUOTE=Oman;18311896]I got the vaccine! And now my whole arm is numb. :saddowns:[/QUOTE] Same here, man. Also, expect to be home the day after you get the shot. I felt horrid.
I got it too. I didn't feel anything at all. [editline]11:37PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Oman;18311896]I got the vaccine! And now my whole arm is numb. :saddowns:[/QUOTE] Did you have the shot or the nasal spray. If it was the shot then your bodies just reacting to a preservative used in the vials. If it gets any worse then go to the Emergency Room.
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