• Spicing things up... in the bedroom.
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Ask her what she wants to do - and then roll with it. Have fun!
Sounds like an animal leash and collar would be a good idea?
[QUOTE=Wolfyhound;24164374]Oh and if she's a fursuiter. GET RID OF HER, QUICKLY.[/QUOTE] Yet tail butt plugs are okay?
Tie her to the bed and shit on her chest. She'll love it.
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[QUOTE=JamesBaum7747;24165418]Yet tail butt plugs are okay?[/QUOTE] You can live with screwing a girl with a buttplug, if you can screw a girl in a suit I'd be kinda concerned.
When reading the title I thought this would be about you wanting to redecorate your room and what colors to use etc. Eh, buy a cat?
Does no one think that the OP is just a basement dweller who wants some "sexy" replies to arouse him so he can "blaze" away? Or is it just me.
[QUOTE=Nat562;24167085]Does no one think that the OP is just a basement dweller who wants some "sexy" replies to arouse him so he can "blaze" away? Or is it just me.[/QUOTE] Basement dweller, yes. Sexy replies to arouse me, no. I am actually being serious here. [QUOTE=KommradKommisar;24163951]Furry handcuffs. Two birds with one [I]fucking[/I] stone.[/QUOTE] ...I already bought a pair. [QUOTE=Roll_Program;24164183]Dress up as dragons and rape the fuck out of her, like a dragon.[/QUOTE] I may just do this.
tie her up, wear a raccoon skin cap, yell "I'M DAVY CROCKETT!" and put it in her ass. I'm willing to bet after that she won't ask you to spice up a taco, let alone your sex life.
Screw her needs. [b]FUCK HER HUMAN STYLE[/b] :argh:
Yiff with him.
No fetishes? No ear biting? I like ear biting. It's just fun with their hair in my face. She'd probably like ear biting I guess. I dunno what furries are into. Maybe this should go into the furry section?
[QUOTE=Roll_Program;24164183]Dress up as dragons and rape the fuck out of her, like a dragon.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=KingFlynn910;24168063] ...I already bought a pair. [/QUOTE] Take them back and get metal ones. :colbert: It's a lot better with a little pain.
[QUOTE=KingFlynn910;24163776]Alright, so my girlfriend just told me she is a furry, and likes light bondage... This is a bit of a surprise to me, but I have nothing against it. She's convinced me to but furry handcuffs, and i bought a pair of sex dice, but beyond that, I'm pretty much bland in my sex routine. What I need is some sex games that I can play with her. If they are furry related, that would be awesome, and maybe involving handcuffs? Someone please give me some fun ones to play, I aim to impress and surprise her with some of these activities. Please no disgusting ones like the Cleveland Steamer and Alabama Hot Pocket or Alaskan Pipeline, to name a few. I know what they are and if I wanted to do them, I would, but I really, really don't.[/QUOTE] Learn to tie knots, get rope, tie her up have fun. The fact you have to ask this is weak.
[QUOTE=Anthophobian;24164002]Naked horseback riding. [url=http://www.naktiv.net/riding.html]Fun fun fun (NSFW)[/url][/QUOTE] so you ride the horse, then you "ride" it. Right?
During sex, switch with your dog.
Start thinking like Zeus.
Buy a collar and a leash. Put it on her and "give her a walk"
[QUOTE=Wolfyhound;24164334]Well to be honest, she sounds like she's into a few strange things so let me start off. As she claims to be a furry she might love a tailtoy, its basically a buttplug with a synthetic tail attached to it, buy one, lube it up and ram it in her ass, then ask if she enjoys it. Two collar and leash, you can pretty much know what to do here, put the collar on, leash her then ride her like a dog.[/QUOTE] hot
[QUOTE=Rach Runner;24168907]Screw her needs. [b]FUCK HER HUMAN STYLE[/b] :argh:[/QUOTE] Missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation?
[QUOTE=JohnStamosFan;24168847]tie her up, wear a raccoon skin cap, yell "I'M DAVY CROCKETT!" and put it in her ass. I'm willing to bet after that she won't ask you to spice up a taco, let alone your sex life.[/QUOTE] Or maybe she wants to take it up a notch after that...... :ohdear:
[QUOTE=KingFlynn910;24163776]Alright, so my girlfriend just told me she is a furry, and likes light bondage... This is a bit of a surprise to me, but I have nothing against it. She's convinced me to but furry handcuffs, and i bought a pair of sex dice, but beyond that, I'm pretty much bland in my sex routine. What I need is some sex games that I can play with her. If they are furry related, that would be awesome, and maybe involving handcuffs? Someone please give me some fun ones to play, I aim to impress and surprise her with some of these activities. Please no disgusting ones like the Cleveland Steamer and Alabama Hot Pocket or Alaskan Pipeline, to name a few. I know what they are and if I wanted to do them, I would, but I really, really don't.[/QUOTE] HAHA some facepunchers sure can dream. [editline]01:19PM[/editline] even if this is true, you came to the bloody experts, because everyone on facepunch is a sex machine with years of experience in the matter.
Oregano does the trick for me. If not, use a pinch of basil.
Make a Winnie the Pooh foreplay scene.
Call me insane but I always thought furry girlfriends would be kinda cool. If they're not fat or anything.
Pretend to be a furry cop, and hand cough her? Then go with that
That's gross why would you cough into her hand? Hand fetish or something?
[QUOTE=bravehat;24173290]Learn to tie knots, get rope, tie her up have fun. The fact you have to ask this is weak.[/QUOTE] I already had ideas, i just wanted to see if anybody knew more. Possibly, if anyone knew what furries like. [QUOTE=Novangel;24174770]Call me insane but I always thought furry girlfriends would be kinda cool. If they're not fat or anything.[/QUOTE] Yeah same here... I don't know why, but this girl has affected me more than any of my others... I think cuz she's... 'different?' And no she's not fat. [QUOTE=Nerdrage;24174387]HAHA some facepunchers sure can dream. [editline]01:19PM[/editline] even if this is true, you came to the bloody experts, because everyone on facepunch is a sex machine with years of experience in the matter.[/QUOTE] Again, I'm not making any of this up. I am actually looking for advice. This wasn't the only forum I posted on. I posted here because I thought you people would know more about furries than I could ever learn. [editline]04:29PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Rubs10;24170331]No fetishes? No ear biting? I like ear biting. It's just fun with their hair in my face. She'd probably like ear biting I guess. I dunno what furries are into. Maybe this should go into the furry section?[/QUOTE] ...There's a furry section??? And yeah, that is a good idea actually. (that whole ear biting thing, I mean.)
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