Make her shit but plug it then hit yourself in the dick with a hammer
Cleveland steamer
your asking the wrong people thats all i can say
Maybe luck in the furry section
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/forumdisplay.php?f=301[/url]
That's as far as I can take you I can't go further :tinfoil:
Do something crazy like fuck her in her vagina with your penis
[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;24164261]Put some curry on the walls and you have spiced up the bedroom.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Lifeslash;24163994]Fuck her.
Then fuck a bear.
Or fox. I don't know what you furries are into.[/QUOTE]
[url=http://shakethatbear.com/video.html]NSFW[/url]
[QUOTE=gerbile4;24173332]so you ride the horse, then you "ride" it.
Right?[/QUOTE]
I think the horse rides you
have her practically begging for it as you handcuff her to the bedframe
then go and play starfox and yell about how much fun you're having
You guys will never understand how hard I laughed at your posts.
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[QUOTE=CorpseRida;24243810][url=http://shakethatbear.com/video.html]NSFW[/url][/QUOTE]
:gonk:
[QUOTE=CorpseRida;24243810][url=http://shakethatbear.com/video.html]NSFW[/url][/QUOTE]
Get out of here Stalker.
[QUOTE=CorpseRida;24243810][url=http://shakethatbear.com/video.html]NSFW[/url][/QUOTE]
Oh my god what the hell
draw zebra stripes on your wanker with a sharpie
[QUOTE=Anthophobian;24164002]Naked horseback riding.
[URL="http://www.naktiv.net/riding.html"]Fun fun fun (NSFW)[/URL][/QUOTE]
[url=http://www.efukt.com/20681_Amazing_Horse.html]look at my horse my horse is amazing[/url]
You should get into some rough domination stuff, like slapping and choking.
let your hair grow and become the mighty rapist WEREWOLF
Dump her
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[QUOTE=Rach Runner;24168907]Screw her needs.
[b]FUCK HER HUMAN STYLE[/b] :argh:[/QUOTE]
Also this
[URL]http://bad-dragon.com[/URL]
This might help you.
[b]Run.[/b]
I am horribly disgusted by this thread. It is my firm, bigoted opinion that people like the OP should be executed Gestapo style.
Shit on the floor, lick each others asshole and so fort...
thats what our dogs used to do.
No trolling, but OP...
[IMG]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_r74vxoo9V2U/SC8100U-dAI/AAAAAAAAAK8/pXjGN7T_LtA/s400/what%2Bthe%2Bfuck%2Bhave%2Byou%2Bdone.jpg[/IMG]
Just play on dominant and submissive roles. Whenever things get bland, reverse them.
If you're both kinda neutral or not into that, just research the wide range of fetishes and kinks, find some that pertain to you both and play them out.
If she wears a furry suit
RUN
Fucking run and don't look back
[QUOTE=Ali Legend;24247765]I am horribly disgusted by this thread. It is my firm, bigoted opinion that people like the OP should be executed Gestapo style.[/QUOTE]
...Same here?
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