• Cooking with semen: A real cookbook
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[QUOTE=Viginti Tres]How'd you get all that jizz? A circlejerk? :geno:[/QUOTE] That guy must have been worn out.
Butthurter. Revenge.... You Fucking Gave Me A DISAGREE
Let us hope we NEVER see the day that we start eating eachothers... IHSFA?!
Why buy a book when all the pages will be stuck together?
oh god i feel sick [B]Edit:[/B] [img]http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/i-barfd.jpg[/img]
... not food not food not food not food oh my fucking god, I CANNOT UNSEE THIS
You can freeze it into an ice tray. Whip it out on a hot day and put it into your drink.
[QUOTE=y0haN]oh god i feel sick [B]Edit:[/B] [img]http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/i-barfd.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Semen ought to take care of that. Just top it with pizza or ice cream or you can mix it with water like Kool-Aid.
Finger Lickin' Good 20 Nov 2008 by Five Fingers Highly recommended!! I made the Ribs w/ Tangy BBQ sauce for a party last weekend. Wow. They were finger lickin' good. My girlfriend couldn't get enough of them. We washed them down with Donkey Punch, another crowd pleaser. :excited:
[img]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/d1667bcandiedpecans.png[/img] Wow.
my mouth is raging
Every part of me wonders what the fuck humanity has come to.
funny thing is, everyone's probably in here 'cause they saw semen in the title.
That's just fucked up...
Isn't this technically cannibalism at an early stage? :raise:
Ok, I officially declare this a joke. Seriously, it's just too out there, not to mention nearly impossible to come up with the requested amounts in a sensible amount of time.
Oh and :derp: [b]Edit:[/b] [QUOTE=Mr. Someguy]Ok, I officially declare this a joke. Seriously, it's just too out there, not to mention nearly impossible to come up with the requested amounts in a sensible amount of time.[/QUOTE] I actually heard of this a long time ago.
No. Because all sperm contains is just basically DNA, not the person
[quote]Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and [highlight]restaurants.[/highlight] Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book![/quote] What.
thinking about posting the cum omelette video.
Do it.
I like to jack it with my weenis pointing at my mouth so I can get it straight from the source, forget cooking it. I guess you could say I'm a cum-vegan.
[quote]I highly recommend this book to everyone. Cum-eating is certainly considered very much taboo in our society, but my hope is that books like this will lead to a day when we can ll go to a vending machine and buy a bag of cummi bears. I am proud to be a cum eater - I'm eating goo while I type this. I make my own cum jerky, cum mayonnaise and cum ice cream! These are not in this book, but they are delicious! I eat my own cum, my neighbor's cum and even my dog's cum. I must admit, my arm does get tired jacking us all off, but it helps to keep my biceps in shape.[/quote] Mmmm. Cummi bears and dog cum.
[QUOTE=Neckbeard][img]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/d1667bcandiedpecans.png[/img] Wow.[/QUOTE] enjoy.. your.. delicious.. nuts :geno: [b]Edit:[/b] [QUOTE=Fais Funch]I like to jack it with my weenis pointing at my mouth so I can get it straight from the source, forget cooking it. I guess you could say I'm a cum-vegan.[/QUOTE] You jack off with your elbow pointing at your mouth?
[QUOTE=poop face]enjoy.. your.. delicious.. nuts :geno: [b]Edit:[/b] You jack off with your elbow pointing at your mouth?[/QUOTE] Yeah, you heard me.
[quote]Cum-eating is certainly considered very much taboo in our society, but my hope is that books like this will lead to a day when we can ll go to a vending machine and buy a bag of cummi bears.[/quote] I managed to keep a straight face until the cummi bears.
[quote]Wow...wow...wow. This book enabled me to shed all shame from the fact that I've been eating my own cum for like 22 years. The gizz quiche is bangin', homies. Thanks Natural Harvest! Now I have something to do with all that dude batter that I've saved for the last few months! [/quote] :geno: Uh... okay... This is extremely funny and disturbing at the same time. :v:
I... Don't know what to say to this thread. :vomit::girlv: [b]EDIT:[/b] [code]I make my own cum jerky, cum mayonnaise and cum ice cream! These are not in this book, but they are delicious! I eat my own cum, my neighbor's cum and even [b]my dog's cum[/b]. I must admit, my arm does get tired jacking us all off, but it helps to keep my biceps in shape. [/code] Ew. And your biceps are what bend your elbow... Wait, what the fuck?
[quote]. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants[/quote] [quote]commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants[/quote] [quote]commonly available in restaurants[/quote] :vomit:
[QUOTE=Jomali]:vomit:[/QUOTE] Well of course you have to give the waiter an extra tip.
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