CONGRATS FACEPUNCH, I LOST MY FUCKING APPETITE.
AND I WAS GOING TO GO TO FUDDRUCKERS TOO! :argh:
[QUOTE=FoodStuffs]NOOO, WHY DID YOU RUIN THEM FOR ME?![/QUOTE]
[URL=http://imageshack.us][IMG]http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/6201/vanillapuddingxd7.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
You can just have vanilla pudding instead from now on.
[URL=http://imageshack.us][IMG]http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/9623/yogurt4bl5.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
Or maybe yogurt is more your thing.
Oh god, the comments.
[QUOTE]
If everyone gets into this, it'll be like the wild, wild west - guys just shootin' everywhere! Loads will be flying all over - we'll all be wearing goggles to avoid losing an eye.
[/QUOTE]
:v:
Since when is semen "natural harvest" you aren't supposed to eat semen.
EDIT:
LOL
[quote][B]Creamy and delicious [/B] [ No Rating ] 20 Nov 2008
by Big Squirt
Who doesn't want to eat more natural foods? These recipes are delightful and easy to make. The pasta with creamy alfredo sauce is delectable. And the Creme Brulee [B]literally melts in your mouth[/B].[/quote]
By the way, guys, this is a joke. Look at the names.
- Rosie palms
- Big squirt
- Five Fingers
- [I]Tracey Hagen[/I]
I just ordered a copy of this book.
[QUOTE=VEGGIEBURGER]I just ordered a copy of this book.[/QUOTE]
Use it on special occasions, when you invite the boss for dinner, or you are picking up the food for the office new years party.
[QUOTE=JrGruntly]I hope they don't make some sequel to it.[/QUOTE]
Cooking with menstruation.
[QUOTE=ThePuttyV2]Cooking with menstruation.[/QUOTE]
:geno:
I don't want to masturbate or eat any more.
I just made a cake, anyone want some?
[img]http://www.countryliving.com/cm/countryliving/images/bowl-batter-ABFOOD0706-de.jpg[/img] :v:
[quote=somesickfuck]
I like the section entitled, "Cheese Jiz: Adding semen to your cheese."
Our family has now been enjoying Jiz Burgers, Jiz Fries, and Salami & Jiz Sandwiches.
Tonight we're eager to try the Banana Cream Pie. Stay tuned for more reviews.
[/quote]
What. Their entire family is eating fucking [B]CUM?![/B] Think of his children! His own son or daughter eating his fucking sperm. How screwed up is that? :geno:
I really hope those comments are just trying to be funny. Because if they're serious, I swear to fucking god I'm going to kill myself. I can't stand living in this fucked up world anymore.
She's right on one thing, semen is extremely nutritious.
At least adding the seasoning to your food becomes genuinely pleasurable.
...THE FUCK
[QUOTE=Butthurter]"When I was in college, my roomate used to jizz inthe ice cube trays. I thought it was the foulest thing I had ever seen --- until he made me a white russian 'on the rocks' on night. All I can say is wow, man-goo is for me! Since that blissful night, I have been back at the well many time for the spunk. I have ordered the book, since I've never cooked with the goo. I do love it in it's natural state, straight from the tap. I have made my own (man)cream-filled doughnuts before - "Time to make the doughnuts" was every time I chubbed up."
This just got disturbing. :v:[/QUOTE]
That's normal.
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Some of these could be quite nice [I]sans semen[/I]
This doesn't seem like a bad idea. I'd try it.
[QUOTE=Splurgy]Some of these could be quite nice [I]sans semen[/I][/QUOTE]
How do you know the semen doesn't make it delicious? Have you tried it?
Might need to add less salt, though.
[img]http://www.sagen.at/doku/fo_fotos/hexen_glasur.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.american-bagel-company.de/bilder/images/Produkte/Donuts/07.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.imagepoint.biz/images/0892/892790_m2.jpg[/img]
[b]Edit:[/b]
Semen goes into cake:
[img]http://www.eroticbakeryusa.com/erotic%20vagina%20clear%20cum.jpg[/img]
[quote]Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. [/quote] I can get it for free.:fap:
Surely it'll have one page and in large letters it'll have "Thanks for the money sucker" written on it.
I thought I was the only one who used semen in their cooking :downs::q:
Hopefully, i wouldn't get some extra crab.
"I bought this book the second I heard about it. I had been shooting my scrotal milk into all of my friends dishes without them knowing for years, since I got this all have been requesting my brew in their food.
Still, I don't think I'm ok with my mom eating my gonad glazed goodies but she says it tastes pretty good.
Also makes for easy transition from breast milk to solid food for babies. Plus they're still used to the nipple so they do most of the work.
A++"
I'm sorry for posting this, but...
:excited::excited:
[quote]about time [ No Rating ] 21 Nov 2008
by joe brown
I bought this book the second I heard about it. I had been shooting my scrotal milk into all of my friends dishes without them knowing for years, since I got this all have been requesting my brew in their food.
Still, I don't think I'm ok with my mom eating my gonad glazed goodies but she says it tastes pretty good.
Also makes for easy transition from breast milk to solid food for babies. Plus they're still used to the nipple so they do most of the work.
A++[/quote]
I'd hate to be that mans friend.. or brother or father or anything really.
Gentleman I recommend we keep way from cream of corn.
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[quote]I bought this book the second I heard about it. I had been shooting my scrotal milk into all of my friends dishes without them knowing for years, since I got this all have been requesting my brew in their food.
Still, I don't think I'm ok with my mom eating my gonad glazed goodies but she says it tastes pretty good. [/quote]
What a good friend.
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