[quote]Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic.[/quote]
:geno:
I'll stick to red wine and cheddar you crazy mother fuckers.
"I bought this book the second I heard about it. I had been shooting my scrotal milk into all of my friends dishes without them knowing for years, since I got this all have been requesting my brew in their food.
Still, I don't think I'm ok with my mom eating my gonad glazed goodies but she says it tastes pretty good.
Also makes for easy transition from breast milk to solid food for babies. Plus they're still used to the nipple so they do most of the work.
A++"
What...The fuck.
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[QUOTE=Weeman89]why is everyone acting so offended? it's ok for a woman to swollow yet when they bring out a cooking book everyone is like ewww.[/QUOTE]
Did you even read some of the comments?!
"I bought this book the second I heard about it. I had been shooting my scrotal milk into all of my friends dishes without them knowing for years, since I got this all have been requesting my brew in their food.
Still, I don't think I'm ok with my mom eating my gonad glazed goodies but she says it tastes pretty good.
Also makes for easy transition from breast milk to solid food for babies. Plus they're still used to the nipple so they do most of the work."
Wow.
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OH WHAT THE FUCK, NINJA'D. :argh:
Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. :eng101:
[b]WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.[/b]
I laughed at 'Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants.'
Nothing is sacred
"Can sperm in taco make babby in girl stomach if she eats?"
:geno:
I touched my own semen with the tip of my tongue for the hell of it...
It's salty and thick
[QUOTE=SpasticPinoy]I touched my own semen with the tip of my tongue for the hell of it...
It's salty and thick[/QUOTE]
UGUDSUGUG DON'T SAY THAT.
[quote=Sickfuck]
about time [ No Rating ] 21 Nov 2008
by joe brown
I bought this book the second I heard about it. I had been shooting my scrotal milk into all of my friends dishes without them knowing for years, since I got this all have been requesting my brew in their food.
Still, I don't think I'm ok with my mom eating my gonad glazed goodies but she says it tastes pretty good.
Also makes for easy transition from breast milk to solid food for babies. Plus they're still used to the nipple so they do most of the work.
A++
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If I ever see this guy.. God.. He's fucking dead. Those people are just an useless waste of 0xygen.
[QUOTE=Rixxz4]If I ever see this guy.. God.. He's fucking dead. Those people are just an useless waste of 0xygen.[/QUOTE]
Ever heard of a joke?
That's just disgusting!
what the fuck :geno:
just use milk instead jesus christ v:v:v
This is fucking suicide. Our species really needs to stop existing, SOON.
EDIT "fucking suicide" was an UNINTENDED pun and I just noticed now.
That could make anyone barf, disgusting! :vomit:
I'd totally eat cum, but not with, on or in food.
[QUOTE=poop face]On-topic: why are you going off-topic
Off-topic: my cat's breath smells like cat food[/QUOTE]
On-topic: Why AREN'T you going off topic.
Off-topic: There's a peanut in my toilet.
Technically this would not be nutritious to yourself because when you ejaculate, you lose the nutrition through the semen. All you would be doing is putting the 'nutrition' that you ejaculated back into your system therefore it is not nutritious to yourself.
What a great alternative to salt! Depends if you're a sweat or cum person though. Hey, why not mix both?
[quote]Brilliant book! The kids LOVE the recipes. Fantastic![/quote]
HOLY SHIZZLE MCFUCK!
Joke book is joking. This can't be real, or if it is, it isn't serious.
I just had some fuxed up thought.
cookery class they ask you to bring in milk as an ingrediant. you walk in the class, get set up and your teacher comes over and your wanking to get some cum in the glass, she stares and your like "new recipe ;)"
me and my fucked up mind :sigh:
Do you think they will actually accept a special order for one of these Cream-a-la-men dishes at a restaurant?
I thought it was some sort of spelling error, and that 'semen' was a guys name.
[quote="Buggy", in the reviews]This book is like a godsend for our family. Two months ago we lost our house to the bank and we are as good as broke. All of us live in a trailer now. That's me, my wife and seven kids... plus my wife's parents. Food is expensive and before I got this book we were eating canned dog food four times a week to cut the cost of living.
BUT... thankfully we began to eat cum! It's been three weeks that all the boys including my father in-law, the old codger, deliver top-notch daily drainings of fresh ball sap. My wife and my mother in-law collect the milky distillate straight from our stiff meat into glass jars and store these in the fridge. Every Sunday they turn the scrumptious gook into lip-smacking cum recipes!
At first it was a little strange to guzzle down the gloppy clabber, but soon we got more than used to the salty, slimy taste of it. One time I even caught my father in-law, the old spunker, with his head in the fridge slurping down the spermatic gunk directly from the jar. If it wasn't for me janking the bottle away from him, there wouldn't have been enough cum that day to make our favorite semen porridge.
Anyway, just to say that we're saving quite a bit of money on our food bill, because of this brilliant little book! Thanks!
PS: I just made all the kids a honey cum-slurpie with some rancid leftover sperm that my wife had forgotten to put in the fridge. They made a bit of a face because of the musty odor, but my father in-law, that old spanker, came to the rescue and quickly topped off the slurpies with some fresh strings of cock slime and now they all love it![/quote]
Hahaha
[QUOTE=RobSaintanan]I thought it was some sort of spelling error, and that 'semen' was a guys name.[/QUOTE]
Cooking with seamen.
[img]http://seamenthemusical.com/db3/00207/seamenthemusical.com/_uimages/Seamen-4Sailors-pic2.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=poop face]Cooking with seamen.
[img]http://seamenthemusical.com/db3/00207/seamenthemusical.com/_uimages/Seamen-4Sailors-pic2.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
In the navy, where you turn from straight to gay.
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO THIS WORLD, this is probably something the japanese has invented
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[QUOTE=Nautsabes]"Can sperm in taco make babby in girl stomach if she eats?"
:geno:[/QUOTE]
no ?!?!?! , don't you know anything about making babies
[quote=crazypeople]
BUT... thankfully we began to eat cum! It's been three weeks that all the boys including my father in-law, the old codger, deliver top-notch daily drainings of fresh ball sap. My wife and my mother in-law collect the milky distillate straight from our stiff meat into glass jars and store these in the fridge. Every Sunday they turn the scrumptious gook into lip-smacking cum recipes!
At first it was a little strange to guzzle down the gloppy clabber, but soon we got more than used to the salty, slimy taste of it. One time I even caught my father in-law, the old spunker, with his head in the fridge slurping down the spermatic gunk directly from the jar. If it wasn't for me janking the bottle away from him, there wouldn't have been enough cum that day to make our favorite semen porridge.
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[quote=crazypeople]
PS: I just made all the kids a honey cum-slurpie with some rancid leftover sperm that my wife had forgotten to put in the fridge. They made a bit of a face because of the musty odor, but my father in-law, that old spanker, came to the rescue and quickly topped off the slurpies with some fresh strings of cock slime and now they all love it!
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God damn that's nasty
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