• Cooking with semen: A real cookbook
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and such a fucking joke it's crazy.
[QUOTE= sickos]This book is truly a commendable effort! Ever since I tried cooking with semen, all my dishes are now noticeably even more scrumptious. My family and I, especially my husband, loves it. Thank you Fotie![/Quote] Yeah this is um..No words to..Ah fuck. Well, guys I won't be jacking off for a while.
If no one has said it yet, This takes balls.
These reviews can't be serious. Semen as a low budget mayonnaise. What the...??
[QUOTE=Weeman89]If no one has said it yet, This takes balls.[/QUOTE] [media]http://instantrimshot.com/rimshot.swf[/media] [b][highlight](User was permabanned for this post (Reason: Why post/obvious gimmick.) [event] 138388 [/event])[/highlight][/b]
[QUOTE=Last Hybrid]I can't believe it's not butter![/QUOTE] I really should not have laughed as hard as I did to this.
[I]This book is like a godsend for our family. Two months ago we lost our house to the bank and we are as good as broke. All of us live in a trailer now. That's me, my wife and seven kids... plus my wife's parents. Food is expensive and before I got this book we were eating canned dog food four times a week to cut the cost of living. BUT... thankfully we began to eat cum! It's been three weeks that all the boys including my father in-law, the old codger, deliver top-notch daily drainings of fresh ball sap. My wife and my mother in-law collect the milky distillate straight from our stiff meat into glass jars and store these in the fridge. Every Sunday they turn the scrumptious gook into lip-smacking cum recipes! At first it was a little strange to guzzle down the gloppy clabber, but soon we got more than used to the salty, slimy taste of it. One time I even caught my father in-law, the old spunker, with his head in the fridge slurping down the spermatic gunk directly from the jar. If it wasn't for me janking the bottle away from him, there wouldn't have been enough cum that day to make our favorite semen porridge. Anyway, just to say that we're saving quite a bit of money on our food bill, because of this brilliant little book! Thanks! PS: I just made all the kids a honey cum-slurpie with some rancid leftover sperm that my wife had forgotten to put in the fridge. They made a bit of a face because of the musty odor, but my father in-law, that old spanker, came to the rescue and quickly topped off the slurpies with some fresh strings of cock slime and now they all love it! PPS: Please let us know when you publish more recipes.[/i] Holy shit. What a coincidence, I was talking about the fact that alot of students make money via the sperm bank, the get € 30,- per dose. :v: [B][I]Cum, more expensive than caviar![/I][/B]
[QUOTE=VHASE]These reviews can't be serious. Semen as a low budget mayonnaise. What the...??[/QUOTE] "BITCH, WE'RE OUT OF MAYO" "MAKE YOUR OWN!"
*mom opens the bathroom door* "SON WHAT ARE YOU DOING" "I'M BAKING I SWEAR"
If any of you guys are gonna try some of those recipes i can contribute with some ingredients.
[quote=]I am proud to be a cum eater - I'm eating goo while I type this. [/quote] Nice.
[QUOTE=demoguy08]She's right on one thing, semen is extremely nutritious.[/QUOTE] Let me guess, you are extraordinarily healthy? :v:
So this what i ate yesterday at the cafe. Tasted pretty good. Well, know that I know it's semen, I won't drink any semen anymore.
[QUOTE=Rickzzz][I]This book is like a godsend for our family. Two months ago we lost our house to the bank and we are as good as broke. All of us live in a trailer now. That's me, my wife and seven kids... plus my wife's parents. Food is expensive and before I got this book we were eating canned dog food four times a week to cut the cost of living. BUT... thankfully we began to eat cum! It's been three weeks that all the boys including my father in-law, the old codger, deliver top-notch daily drainings of fresh ball sap. My wife and my mother in-law collect the milky distillate straight from our stiff meat into glass jars and store these in the fridge. Every Sunday they turn the scrumptious gook into lip-smacking cum recipes! At first it was a little strange to guzzle down the gloppy clabber, but soon we got more than used to the salty, slimy taste of it. One time I even caught my father in-law, the old spunker, with his head in the fridge slurping down the spermatic gunk directly from the jar. If it wasn't for me janking the bottle away from him, there wouldn't have been enough cum that day to make our favorite semen porridge. Anyway, just to say that we're saving quite a bit of money on our food bill, because of this brilliant little book! Thanks! PS: I just made all the kids a honey cum-slurpie with some rancid leftover sperm that my wife had forgotten to put in the fridge. They made a bit of a face because of the musty odor, but my father in-law, that old spanker, came to the rescue and quickly topped off the slurpies with some fresh strings of cock slime and now they all love it! PPS: Please let us know when you publish more recipes.[/i] Holy shit. What a coincidence, I was talking about the fact that alot of students make money via the sperm bank, the get € 30,- per dose. :v: [B][I]Cum, more expensive than caviar![/I][/B][/QUOTE] I laughed so hard when I read that! [I]I've been bashing the bishop for as long as I can remember and not once did I consider power of the edible fun potential there was to be had with my jizz candy. I'm so inspired that I might just go home right now and whack one out into a frying pan! The recipe ideas are endless. Tonight's freshly unloaded meal for two starts with Spaff Jizzcuit followed by a spicy Jerk-off Chicken ending nicely with hot toasted cumpets all washed down with smoothman hand shandy mmm, mmm, mmm - deeeelicious. Happy Tugging![/I]
nut candy would have been funnier.
this is real :wooow:
^hey, how's the hunt for jade going?
[QUOTE=FoodStuffs]^hey, how's the hunt for jade going?[/QUOTE] LOL!! I thought everyone forgot about that but after I got out of the penitentiary I no longer felt the urge for her
bawww, i thought you'd come with me on my "expedition" We've got the ubi vent system mapped out so far. We've got a chair and everything, wanna see it?
I REALLY hope that these people aren't serious...
"BUT... thankfully we began to eat cum! It's been three weeks that all the boys including my father in-law, the old codger, deliver top-notch daily drainings of fresh ball sap." [I]"old codger"[/i]? I have to say that picture on the front of the book almost made me vomit... :vomit:
Dear, I'm baking a cake for the Robinson's tonight. I need you to jack off in this cup. [b]Edit:[/b] "by joe brown I bought this book the second I heard about it. I had been shooting my scrotal milk into all of my friends dishes without them knowing for years, since I got this all have been requesting my brew in their food. Still, I don't think I'm ok with my mom eating my gonad glazed goodies but she says it tastes pretty good. Also makes for easy transition from breast milk to solid food for babies. Plus they're still used to the nipple so they do most of the work. A++" What the fuck.
[i]"Can sperm in taco make baby in girl stomach if she eats?"[/i] [i]"I put a new bag in my vacuum cleaner, and I now suck the man juice right out!"[/i] [i]There are so many uses to cum. I think this book is going to inspire me to write my own book: "Cum, It's Not Just For Breakfast Anymore" and the follow-up: "Got Jiz?". And finally: "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus: Who Cares, Let's All Eat Cum!"[/i] [b] THIS IS SO FUCKED UP [/b]
[QUOTE=By-Tor]Dear, I'm baking a cake for the Robinson's tonight. I need you to jack off in this cup. [b]Edit:[/b] "by joe brown I bought this book the second I heard about it. I had been shooting my scrotal milk into all of my friends dishes without them knowing for years, since I got this all have been requesting my brew in their food. Still, I don't think I'm ok with my mom eating my gonad glazed goodies but she says it tastes pretty good. Also makes for easy transition from breast milk to solid food for babies. Plus they're still used to the nipple so they do most of the work. A++" What the fuck.[/QUOTE] Please tell me he's not implying that he let's the baby suck on hi- Oh god i'm puking. There is no God...
Something I think everyone is dying to know: Anyone ordered it yet?
From the reviews at the bottom [QUOTE]Brilliant book! The kids LOVE the recipes. Fantastic! BUT... thankfully we began to eat cum! It's been three weeks that all the boys including my father in-law, the old codger, deliver top-notch daily drainings of fresh ball sap. My wife and my mother in-law collect the milky distillate straight from our stiff meat into glass jars and store these in the fridge. Every Sunday they turn the scrumptious gook into lip-smacking cum recipes! At first it was a little strange to guzzle down the gloppy clabber, but soon we got more than used to the salty, slimy taste of it. One time I even caught my father in-law, the old spunker, with his head in the fridge slurping down the spermatic gunk directly from the jar. If it wasn't for me janking the bottle away from him, there wouldn't have been enough cum that day to make our favorite semen porridge. PS: I just made all the kids a honey cum-slurpie with some rancid leftover sperm that my wife had forgotten to put in the fridge. They made a bit of a face because of the musty odor, but my father in-law, that old spanker, came to the rescue and quickly topped off the slurpies with some fresh strings of cock slime and now they all love it! [/QUOTE] WHAT THE FUCK
This is absolutely disgusting. Some of the comments on the website are pretty funny though.
Mmmm... Semen and oysters. Fresh from the [b]sea[/b]. :v:
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[quote= Ryan Peacock] As a poor grad student at Stanford I have been experimenting with this sort of thing for years. But it wasn't until I got this book that [b]other people started enjoying my meals[/b]. [/quote] :geno:
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