[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy]Its nearly impossible to come up with the requested amounts in a sensible amount of time.[/QUOTE]
That problem is addressed on page 60
[QUOTE=Book][b]Chef's note:[/b] Keep a small container in the freezer and simply add {ejaculate} into the container every morning and then return it to the freezer. This way you will always have sufficient amounts of semen for cooking. By saving semen in this manner, you can quickly begin experimenting with the recipes that require larger quantities. Also, the frozen semen can be mixed with syrup and shaved ice to make yummy ice cones.[/QUOTE]
:vomit:
you try secret sauce
"Oh Martha this cake is just delightful, what is your secret?"
"Just a big old load of my husband's jizz"
:o
george: ":q:"
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What the fuck is wrong with people?
"and now we'll work on the glaze..."
Is it possible to get STDs from this shit? Or do they die from being in the air or being heated?
[QUOTE=Dokols]Is it possible to get STDs from this shit? Or do they die from being in the air or being heated?[/QUOTE]
...what do you think.
[quote]I like the section entitled, "Cheese Jiz: Adding semen to your cheese."
Our family has now been enjoying Jiz Burgers, Jiz Fries, and Salami & Jiz Sandwiches.
Tonight we're eager to try the Banana Cream Pie. Stay tuned for more reviews.[/quote]
Whut.
Ratings please.
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Fotie Photenhauer.
You. Are. A. Sick. Man.
I was starving hungry [i haven't eaten all day] and now i don't think i could eat another meal for a month.
Also, i'm paranoid that some fuck-freak is putting spunk in my food. i'm not going to eat out ever again.
[b]Fuck. You. Fotie. Photenhauer.[/b]
[QUOTE=Komiyan¹].
Also, i'm paranoid that some fuck-freak is putting spunk in my food. i'm not going to eat out ever again.
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The lunchladies. :geno:
[QUOTE=Bman212]The lunch[B]ladies[/B]. :geno:[/QUOTE]
I found a flaw in your post.
[QUOTE=FoodStuffs]I found a flaw in your post.[/QUOTE]
Who said they weren't both :q:
[QUOTE=Bman212]The lunch[B]ladies[/B]. :geno:[/QUOTE]
you did
[QUOTE=Boba_Fett]Oh. I'm protestant.
Had no clue about those krazy katholics.[/QUOTE]
Don't worry, lots of catholics ignore the bible just as much as you do.
Oh god
[code]by Cliffy Bee
I tried a new recipe from this book. The semen bbq sauce. Everyone at our childrens daycamp loved it and the childrens fathers all wanted to know my secret, but i'll never tell :)[/code]
[highlight]HE MADE KIDS EAT HIS FUCKING CUM!!! WHAT KIND OF A SICK BASTARD WOULD DO THAT[/highlight]
[QUOTE=Solid Boss]Oh god
[code]by Cliffy Bee
I tried a new recipe from this book. The semen bbq sauce. Everyone at our childrens daycamp loved it and the childrens fathers all wanted to know my secret, but i'll never tell :)[/code]
[highlight]HE MADE KIDS EAT HIS FUCKING CUM!!! WHAT KIND OF A SICK BASTARD WOULD DO THAT[/highlight][/QUOTE]
it's a troll.
cliffy b is a well-known game designer at epic games
I :vomit:
I ate my own semen before. It tasted salty and a little bit sweet. It's not bad once you get over the fact it's semen. :q:
Wait a minute, if certain foods make you jizz more sweet or more sour than what does jizz make you jizz taste like...
[url]http://www.cookingwithcum.com/[/url]
Holy fuck there are several of these freaks.
Holy shit
[QUOTE=1337_Nob!]I just had some fuxed up thought.
cookery class they ask you to bring in milk as an ingrediant. you walk in the class, get set up and your teacher comes over and your wanking to get some cum in the glass, she stares and your like "new recipe ;)"
me and my fucked up mind :sigh:[/QUOTE]
That so funny, if that really happened i would shit myself!
Well it does have a high protein content.
What if it turned out the semen they were talking about isn't the semen we're thinking of. Turns out it's just an easy way to make lo cal sugar from plant matter. And "semen" is just a new on the scene term used for it.
Like when he says whacking off, he clearly means, cutting the plants down for use in this hip cool new way of harvesting sugar for diabetics.
[QUOTE=PUNCHYOU]Wait a minute, if certain foods make you jizz more sweet or more sour than what does jizz make you jizz taste like...[/QUOTE]
Like your tastebuds divided by zero.
[QUOTE=Wayword]Who would ever purposely eat semen, other than while having sex?
Also, this book isn't very good for Christians, they can't jack off..[/QUOTE]
Says who? my buddies a Christian and he jacks off.
[quote]A gastronomic adventure with pig sperm
by Josh Stillhouse
After buying this book, I decided that I need way more semen than I could possibly produce myself, so I purchased some from Prairie State Semen. It's from one of their award-winning Chester pigs. His name is "Vendetta" - here's a picture of him: [url]http://shrunklink.com/bifc[/url] (you can see why I chose him).
Anyway, they sent me enough of his semen to create a couple of the recipes in this book. I made Lime Aoili and poured it over my pork chops (it's only fitting after all). It was edible, but not as good as I had hoped. However, the Tiramisu Surprise I had for dessert was absolutely divine! So rich and creamy.
It's kind of expensive to buy sperm from a farm like this, so I'm going to look around for alternate sources. In the meantime, I've got my little tupperware container in the freezer and it's filling up. Slowly, but surely.
I highly recommend this book. The pictures are beautiful and the recipes are easy to follow.
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Wow.
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[quote]Even though I've not yet read this book, from looking at the preview I can say that I already feel a bit offended.
To treat semen like it's some kind of topping, condiment or simply a flavor enhancer does a disservice to what semen has to offer. It’s sort of analogous to sprinkling a tablespoon of filet mignon shavings on your potatoes and then singing the praises of that meat. To relegate semen to the role of “supporting actor” is like asking Tobey Macguire to play an extra in a film for 3 to 15 seconds. Semen is more than a little residue on my napkin after whipping my chin Photenhauer! - semen should fill! Quantity (great quantity) of semen is paramount on any plate it has a role in! It is the star!
Furthermore, because of that, because of what it has to offer and because of the manpower exhausted in its extraction and processing, semen is hard to afford and should be! Which leads to Photenhauer’s second unseemly literary crime – exploitation of the poor. Not only does this book sadly sell semen short, but it sells semen on the backs of the poor by suggesting that those with low incomes can enjoy semen too. Photenhauer not only brings semen down by suggesting to those not yet acquainted with semen’s goodness that semen can be enjoyed in such scant proportions but justifies this denigration of semen (and thereby his book) by practically suggesting that every tongue, rich and poor, can be laden with semen should the craving for a snack arise at 1 in the morning. Tragic and mean. Why not just give a poor child a thimble-sized ice-cream cone with Hagen-Daaz and pat yourself on the back Photenhauer! See what I mean? You seem mean.
Make your own choice though[/quote]
WOW.
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[quote] Finger Lickin' Good
20 Nov 2008
by Five Fingers
Highly recommended!! I made the Ribs w/ Tangy BBQ sauce for a party last weekend. Wow. They were finger lickin' good. My girlfriend couldn't get enough of them. We washed them down with Donkey Punch, another crowd pleaser.[/quote]
SITOGJHYOSRITY
[QUOTE=PUNCHYOU]Wait a minute, if certain foods make you jizz more sweet or more sour than what does jizz make you jizz taste like...[/QUOTE]
Jizz.
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