• Cooking with semen: A real cookbook
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[QUOTE=y0haN]oh god i feel sick [B]Edit:[/B] [img]http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/i-barfd.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] [b]Semen puppy cat is not amused[/b]
[QUOTE=Solid Boss]Oh god [code]by Cliffy Bee I tried a new recipe from this book. The semen bbq sauce. Everyone at our childrens daycamp loved it and the childrens fathers all wanted to know my secret, but i'll never tell :)[/code] [highlight]HE MADE KIDS EAT HIS FUCKING CUM!!! WHAT KIND OF A SICK BASTARD WOULD DO THAT[/highlight][/QUOTE] I laughed at this comment until i cried.
"I had always viewed having 3 testicles as a curse. People would make fun of me...High School gym class was a nightmare. But no more!! I have now found a use for old number 3! This book now gives me a purpose in life, and I'm proud to have a trifecta."
Reminds me of this. [url]http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=34561[/url]
Seamen?
gross really why?
Soon there will be a dick farm, and men will be milked as if they were cows. :geno:
Oh dear. I laughed so hard at that, I thought it was a joke. I'm sure it's been said, but what about sexually transited infections and all? I wonder who thought up the idea of cooking with semen.
"Hey mom, what are we having for dinner tonight?" "Well honey, I made some mashed potatoes, and instead of the usual butter we use, we are using dad's semen!" "Oh my god!" *Kid runs away from home* I know I would.
Printed it out and showed it to the whole class. Everyone got a kick out of it.
So I ordered the book [IMG]http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb134/KorJax/Misc%20Crap/P1000402.jpg[/IMG] Yummy! BBQ sauce... [IMG]http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb134/KorJax/Misc%20Crap/P1000403.jpg[/IMG] :fap:... [IMG]http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb134/KorJax/Misc%20Crap/P1000404.jpg[/IMG] Good to know information for all semen cookers out there... [IMG]http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb134/KorJax/Misc%20Crap/P1000405.jpg[/IMG] Brilliance. [IMG]http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb134/KorJax/Misc%20Crap/P1000406.jpg[/IMG]
This stuff is quite tasty actually.
I should give this to my dad. :D He's Gay. And loves to cook.
:vomit: WHAT THE FUCK. Hold-hold on... :vomit: WHAT THE FUCK!
so. a guy can just fap into a mixture and cook it = semenloaf. [b]Edit:[/b] I laughed so hard, my balls fell off. ..No semenloaf for me.
[img]http://i42.tinypic.com/jqrdp3.png[/img] Seriously, what the hell?
I know this old but this comment made me laugh: We raised 400$ for a church during the bake sale becuase people could not get enough of the cream cheese cookies we made. Thanks Semen cookbook
Yummy, I love eating little floaty things. this should help me greatly.
My grandmother used to tell me about the pig semen dumplings popular in her village during the holidays. She said collecting the semen was an considered an honor but by the time she was a young woman few young people did it without complaining as the pigs sometimes would kick. However everyone loved the savory dumplings and she regretted that the custom was abandoned in the new world.
What... the.. fuck There is no way ANY of this can be serious.
More like cockbook, amirite?
:barf: This comment is brilliant: "I might try the sushi one first. [B]My lady is used to eating it raw[/B] so that seems like a good start point."
[QUOTE]Semen is inexpensive to produce[/QUOTE] Best thing to put in the product description
[quote] like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. [b]semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. [/b] [/quote] ಠ_ಠ
Ugh... Why is this thread back? I nearly barfed when it came around the first time, and now it's back.
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Ok I've gotten to the oysters part, and :barf:
[QUOTE=Zachary1392;12515261][highlight][b]WHAT THE FUCK[/b][/highlight][/QUOTE] I love you will you be my friend?
"creamy cum crepes" fuck. [editline]04:16PM[/editline] I know there are people that fuck their own shit and others that fantasize about gutting a girl and fucking her internal organs, and I think this ranks up there just under the last one (mostly because people may actually do this shit, and serve it to others).
[QUOTE=nullsquared;15380845]ಠ_ಠ[/QUOTE] the resturants part made paranoid over food served at resturants
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