• My dick smells awful
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Binary, i am disappoint. What he tells about sounds more like a fimosis, so stretching will only work to a certain extent. Go see a physician, OP.
apply bengay
[QUOTE=JDK721;21729220]apply bengay[/QUOTE] Dude, ever used that as lube? Awesome.
Interchangeable cocks. All you have to do is get your original penis cut off, and then, like, donate it to science or something. The doctor would take out a chunk of skin where your penis used to be, essentially creating a hole. (This is not a vagina, though it could be used as one.) Then he'll put some material in the hole to resemble a light socket, where you can screw in all sorts of interchangeable wieners once you're healed up. OP, this would be perfect for you. With no cock to get smelly, you will have no problem.
Why on earth are you smelling your dick I mean seriously if I were to smell something ON PURPOSE the last thing I'd smell is my dick. And if my dick smelled weird, I'd post about it on a internet forum.
[QUOTE=Teh_Cheese;21729262]Why on earth are you smelling your dick[/QUOTE] He probably faps and then smells his hands.
your going to die
[QUOTE=Optimistic;21729104]I can't, I'm uncircumcised, and i'm afraid i might rip or tear something if i pull it back hard[/QUOTE] if you're 16 you should be able to pull it back by now if not, pull it back a little bit each day until you can do it all the way once you can do that, just pull back every time you take a shower, maybe lather the head with some soap, and you'll be good to go
[QUOTE=Shoupie;21729273]He probably faps and then smells his hands.[/QUOTE] *Finishes* *Smells hands for some reason* "SMELLS LIKE FISH"
[QUOTE=Optimistic;21729104]I can't, I'm uncircumcised, and i'm afraid i might rip or tear something if i pull it back hard[/QUOTE] This is a medical condition but I forget the name Masturbation helps
Back So as I was pulling the skin on my dick, it got to a point where i could feel EVERYTHING I mean like The tip was reddish/pink. and it felt extremely sensitive I poked the tip while it was pulled and I sort of cringed. :sigh:
Gross your dick would smell bad if you have 16 years of smeg
[QUOTE=Optimistic;21729304]Back So as I was pulling the skin on my dick, it got to a point where i could feel EVERYTHING I mean like The tip was reddish/pink. and it felt extremely sensitive I poked the tip while it was pulled and I sort of cringed.[/QUOTE] Welp there's something I didn't need to know. Is the smell still clearly there?
Just took a fucking shower and I can already smell the fishy liquid coming out again. GODAMNIT WHAT THE FUCK
Smells like Sushaaaaayyyyy... [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9t46Zdq6n8[/media] [QUOTE=Quo Vadi;21729298]This is a medical condition but I forget the name Masturbation helps[/QUOTE] As I said, it's called fimosis. At least thats what Wikipedia calls it. [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phimosis[/url]
[QUOTE=Optimistic;21729322]Just took a fucking shower and I can already smell the fishy liquid coming out again. GODAMNIT WHAT THE FUCK[/QUOTE] go see a doctor
I'm also scared of telling the doctor that. I mean what if she tells my mom that it is possibly caused by me masturbating 3 times a day
[QUOTE=Optimistic;21729304]Back So as I was pulling the skin on my dick, it got to a point where i could feel EVERYTHING I mean like The tip was reddish/pink. and it felt extremely sensitive I poked the tip while it was pulled and I sort of cringed.[/QUOTE] your head is hyper-sensitive because you've neglected to pull your foreskin back to clean it for years just pull it back a little bit each day, try running some warm water (if its too cold or too hot, its gonna hurt) on it until it isn't so sensitive anymore. you're gonna want to do this until you can pull the foreskin all the way back, and once you can, do it every time you take a shower to prevent a terrible smelling dick
[QUOTE=Optimistic;21729339]I'm also scared of telling the doctor that. I mean what if she tells my mom that it is possibly caused by me masturbating 3 times a day[/QUOTE] stop masturbating so much
Im getting the feeling OP is a troll.
FP: providing medical advice for dicks since 2004.
[QUOTE=Optimistic;21729339]I'm also scared of telling the doctor that. I mean what if she tells my mom that it is possibly caused by me masturbating 3 times a day[/QUOTE] don't masturbate so much either, that's just gonna irritate your already fucked up penis that "fishy liquid" forms when the head and/or foreskin is inflamed, which is the most likely case here since you've neglected proper penile hygiene for so long [editline]10:36PM[/editline] dicks
Go see an urologist. [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urologist[/url] Hes specialized in dicks and such.
[QUOTE=JDK721;21729370]FP: providing medical advice for dicks since 2004.[/QUOTE] Anything with dicks involved has 90% of Facepunchers relating to and commenting on.
[QUOTE=Optimistic;21729104]I can't, I'm uncircumcised, and i'm afraid i might rip or tear something if i pull it back hard[/QUOTE] So... you have never seen your whole dick head? wtf
[QUOTE=Optimistic;21729304]Back So as I was pulling the skin on my dick, it got to a point where i could feel EVERYTHING I mean like The tip was reddish/pink. and it felt extremely sensitive I poked the tip while it was pulled and I sort of cringed. :sigh:[/QUOTE] It will become less painful and less sensitive the more you do it. It's a good thing
I got the same problem as OP regarding the foreskin, but I dont notice anything foul smelling...
Oh my god this all sounds so cringe-worthy.
You should have learned to pull it back and clean it when you were twelve, that's what happens when you don't do it.
dude mine too
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