• My dick smells awful
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Here's what's wrong with the picture: "My dickhead still aint popping out". It doesn't just magically do it on its own. When you grow up, your foreskin doesn't "slide back and disappear". You should have been messing with it since day one. *waves his circumcised cock around* Time to be jealous, bitches. The ladi--er.. lads love it
Wow. Just wow. Lmao @ this entire thread. Dude, go get it checked the fuck out. If your mom thinks its because you jack off, jizz in her eye and start screaming when she cries, telling everyone that jacking off really does cause blindness.
your penis is becoming a vagina
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[QUOTE=s0m3_guy;21729763]your penis is becoming a vagina[/QUOTE] penis ----- ........ = Your dilemma. 0
What you've got there is 'Phimosis' a failure to retract the foreskin, it is said to affect 1 in 10 males but I think that is an over statement. The fishy smell is probably ‘Smegma’ and won't look very nice when it comes out and when it does it could be slightly painful. You have 4 options to fix this: 1) Over a period of time you pull back your foreskin as far back as you can so it is a little uncomfortable but no painful for about 5 minutes twice a day then over time it will slide further and further down your penis until you hit the end of the frenulum when it is supposed to stop anyway. 2) Go to a doctor and acquire 'Betamethasone' it is steroid cream that comes in tubes, you apply this to the head and repeat number 1, it should speed the whole process up but do you really want to go to a doctor? 3 )Go to a doctor and have minor surgery to replace a bit of skin (I don't personal advise this one as it it’ll make the head of you penis bigger by adding new skin, I have not really explored this option) 4) Go to a doctor and get circumcised. This is coming from someone with experience. Hope you fix this. .
[QUOTE=Optimistic;21728914]I'm uncircumcised and my dick head is still not poppin out yet. Also 16 years old now.[/QUOTE] GEE I WONDER WHY soap is not expensive and i assume you have shower now go wash your dick before its gonna get infected and shit
how on earth does he fap
OP do you even jack off yet? I'm uncircumcised too, but I was able to get rid of my smegma when I started to jack off when I was 13. Just pull back your foreskin a little bit further every day. Within a few weeks you should be able to pull it all the way to the back. It's like having a dual-core cock because you can change from having an uncircumcised raincoat to a cut cock at any time you please.
[QUOTE=damian001;21730179]OP do you even jack off yet? I'm uncircumcised too, but I was able to get rid of my smegma when I started to jack off when I was 13. Just pull back your foreskin a little bit further every day. Within a few weeks you should be able to pull it all the way to the back. It's like having a dual-core cock because you can change from having an uncircumcised raincoat to a cut cock at any time you please.[/QUOTE] He jacks off three times a day.
this thread is pretty fucking disgusting are you one of those guys who you can smell when they have an erection?
[img]http://mdm.boschwebservices.com/MDMCache/English%20%5BUS%5D/t06/0000003/r03113v15.jpg[/img] this should get it clean
[QUOTE=fixture;21730132]how on earth does he fap[/QUOTE] He touches his dick, I think.
Pulling it back/washing it gets easier as time goes on(as in it's not always gonna be painful) but you've got to keep doing it.
Put bengay on your dick. Post results.
If it's the male version of thrush then go to your doctor and they'll give you some creams to treat and clean your penis and under the foreskin also make sure you dry it properly because if it's moist then the bacteria will keep growing.
[QUOTE=Optimistic;21728914]Sometimes when I take a napkin and press it on the tip of the dick, the smelly liquid is there.[/QUOTE] Smelly liquid...??? What the FUCK?
[QUOTE=Optimistic;21729339]I'm also scared of telling the doctor that. I mean what if she tells my mom that it is possibly caused by me masturbating 3 times a day[/QUOTE] Patient doctor confidentiality, if they told your mother anything then you could sue them.
Why do people always post personally stories, heck someone could spread it and you would feel real bad about it wouldn't you? Also go to the doctor.
Why are you putting your nose up your dick?
[QUOTE=Optimistic;21728914]Sometimes when I take a napkin and press it on the tip of the dick, the smelly liquid is there.[/QUOTE] Oh, wait. It might just be water from your showers mixed in with your smegma. Got it. As many have already said, try pulling it back little by little each day until you cannot retract it any further. Try it each time you jack off and you will quickly see results. [QUOTE=damian001;21730179] It's like having a dual-core cock because you can change from having an uncircumcised raincoat to a cut cock at any time you please.[/QUOTE] :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
[QUOTE=Natrox;21730940]Why are you putting your nose up your dick?[/QUOTE] Don't you mean your dick up your nose?
Clean your dick properly next time. Use shower gel without perfume.
God that sounds disgusting. If it's been there for a while you should probably go to a doctor about it imo. Dicks smelling like fish and seeping 'smelly liquid' is not normal from what I've heard.
[QUOTE=Shoupie;21731016]Don't you mean your dick up your nose?[/QUOTE] Well, that would be like fucking your nose, if you're implying that.
[QUOTE=Natrox;21730940]Why are you putting your nose up your dick?[/QUOTE] YER 'SACTLY get ur damn nose from ur dickhole
[QUOTE=Optimistic;21729114]am i suppose to rip it back or will it be easier to pull as i age[/QUOTE] If you can't get it now, don't worry about it. Just start streching it for starters. If it doesn't get any better you could go to your doctor and see if you have a thing called "Phimosis". Basically it's a condition where your foreskin is really tight. You might not see a problem with it now, but when you become sexually active, you will face some tough moments.
Try having a wash. A gentleman's wash.
ask facepunch
So apparently you don't pull your foreskin back? Well no duh it smells, you are probably horribly smelly and dirty under it.
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