[QUOTE=Jaehead;21735217]If your dick is secreting anything besides sperm, it might be STDs.
Just letting you know.
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Although I doubt anyone in FP have gotten laid[/QUOTE]
It could be Goneria, in which case God help you.
Go see a doctor, he will give you a gel that you smear on your cock head, do this every night before sleep. Then let that fucker pop out.
I don't know why you are 16 and have never pulled back your foreskin. I've been cleaning under there since I started showering.
Just man the fuck up, pull that shit back and wash it. I did it when I was 14 for the first time. It'll get easier and easier, you just need to do it.
I don't know why, but when I read the title of the thread, I thought that there must be a collection fo rainbows around OP, I think I was right :v: .
What you probably need to do is just to try to get your dickhead to pop out.
I kind a had this problem when I was like 11.. I think.<3
Pull back your foreskin all the way and clean under that. All that white stuff won't help and you should get rid of it using soap + water.
It might take a bit of stretching, but you should be able to pull it all the way back without pain. If it's too tight after a few weeks of trying, you should see a doctor to get it sorted out.
Dr. Mensch to the rescue!
Soap is the answer.
[QUOTE=lockdown6;21729004]my dick smells like dick[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://newsimg.ngfiles.com/194000/194713_69LUL.jpg[/IMG]
Also, you might not see what it says, so I suggest saving it to see what it says.
Not a virus thingy.
Go Get Cut, Chicks Dig It.
OP has phimosis and says he faps 3 times a day. All that cum probably gets stuck in his foreskin and stays in there until it accumulates and ooze out slowly.
you have to retract the foreskin and also clean inside. That'll make the smell gone.
From reading the posts here, I think you could do a pretty good manual on how to masturbate
[QUOTE=VanillaBear;21730577][img]http://mdm.boschwebservices.com/MDMCache/English%20%5BUS%5D/t06/0000003/r03113v15.jpg[/img]
this should get it clean[/QUOTE]
So clean in fact it will completly wipe out the source of the problem.
[QUOTE=Stud Muffin;21729025] hydrogen peroxide.[/QUOTE]
Got some of that shit in my eye once. Painful.
Instead of having a shower, have a bath, then stretch your foreskin open slightly, and wave it around a little. This should get anything stuck under there out. If it still does it after that, well fuck, go see a doctor. Do that if it hurts too.
I wash my dick every time I: Piss, Wank, wash or sleep.
It smells of nothing.
[QUOTE=Optimistic;21728914]and care for my dick alot.[/QUOTE]
:quagmire:
so nobody but me noticed that the op has abandoned the thread then
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I mean I don't want to say "troll" just yet. I want to say "idiot", but that'd be rude. There needs to be a Dick Advice 101 emote, that is somewhere between these two:
:awesome: :eng101:
It would describe FP perfectly.
[b]Go Get Cut[/b]
You know the forums have gone down the shitter, when threads about smelly dicks become this popular...
The fuck? I have been able to pull it back with ease all my life.
[QUOTE=Optimistic;21729304]Back
So as I was pulling the skin on my dick,
it got to a point where i could feel EVERYTHING
I mean like
The tip was reddish/pink. and it felt extremely sensitive
I poked the tip while it was pulled and I sort of cringed.
:sigh:[/QUOTE]
to correctly wash your fucking dick, you are supposed to peel your fucking foreskin from it, just slide it down and wash it, why the fuck did I post here.
Good thing I'm circumsized.
[QUOTE=Iceberserker;21742589]OP has phimosis and says he faps 3 times a day. All that cum probably gets stuck in his foreskin and stays in there until it accumulates and ooze out slowly.[/QUOTE]
you have no idea how the male body works, do you
"Doctor Facepunch, Doctor Facepunch! Help me, I have a dick problem!"
I can't believe people are actually offering advice to this blatent troll.
no- your fish- smells like dick!
[QUOTE=Iceberserker;21742589]OP has phimosis and says he faps 3 times a day. All that cum probably gets stuck in his foreskin and stays in there until it accumulates and ooze out slowly.[/QUOTE]
oh my god some one please tell me this is not happening to me
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