• My dick smells awful
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Is this what your penis looks like op? [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/5944389/Untitled.jpg[/IMG]
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I bet it does exactly!
Kind of, except for the tip part, my inside dickhead doesn't show at all
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Maybe im behind on this shit to.. Better start!
[QUOTE=ole johan;21746197]How do you wash it?[/QUOTE] Around it, i guess?
[QUOTE=ole johan;21746116]We got a gross thread icon.[/QUOTE] Yes, but that just doesn't do this thread justice.
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this is OP's penis ([highlight]NSFW[/highlight]) [url]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a5/Phimosis_Penis.jpg[/url]
[QUOTE=shill le 2nd;21746351]this is OP's penis ([highlight]NSFW[/highlight]) [url]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a5/Phimosis_Penis.jpg[/url][/QUOTE] You guys like that picture or something?
Smells like fish? Are you sure your dick isn't turning into a vagina?
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Looks like one of those balloons tied up :| Try reading this OP: [url]http://www.steadyhealth.com/Can_t_pull_foreskin_back__Help_-t80936-0-asc-0.html[/url]
Let's beat the record of most gaybows on the OP!
OP has phimosis
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[QUOTE=VanillaBear;21730577][img]http://mdm.boschwebservices.com/MDMCache/English%20%5BUS%5D/t06/0000003/r03113v15.jpg[/img] this should get it clean[/QUOTE] I tried that and it worked perfectly.
[QUOTE=Bladerunner1;21745982]Also betting op's dick looks like the wikipedia picture for the uneducated [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phimosis[/url][/QUOTE] :wtc:
[QUOTE=ole johan;21746582]We know.[/QUOTE] [I]now [/I]you do
It's likely smegma, just keep washing your dick as thoroughly as possible and in time it'll go away completely.
Circumcision
Why do you smell your dick? [IMG]http://errur.com/i/images/6810_fish.png[/IMG]
Ok, I was just in the bathroom trying to pull my foreskin back (flaccid), here's some tips. -At first, slowly pull the foreskin back to the point where it stings -Hold the foreskin there for 5 minutes -Slowly, try to pull it back a little bit more, if it stings, then stop -After that, slowly press the bottom of your penis (part near balls), so your penis is forced to move up and out of the foreskin a little -This should allow the foreskin to move back more, but make sure that it doesn't move back too much, or else it will get stuck (AND YOU DO NOT WANT THAT TO HAPPEN). -Hold it there for a few minutes -Move the foreskin back over, and repeat daily. P.S. The phimosis pic at Wikipedia is very extreme, prolly not OP's
[QUOTE=shill le 2nd;21746351]this is OP's penis ([highlight]NSFW[/highlight]) [url]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a5/Phimosis_Penis.jpg[/url][/QUOTE] I've seen that picture before, and honest to god, I didn't know it was a penis at the time. It fucked me up. I was like, oh my god, I thought I knew what a penis was. But no. This penis challenged all of my core beliefs. What if everything I knew turned out to be a lie? What if I was faced with something like this my first time making love? What would I do? OP, you must go to the doctor. Nobody will ever suck your fishy dick if you don't.
[QUOTE=NickFury666;21746667][I]now [/I]you do[/QUOTE] We knew. And he was told so. [editline]04:09AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Ted Gills;21746726]It's likely smegma, just keep washing your dick as thoroughly as possible and in time it'll go away completely.[/QUOTE] It's phimosis, if you'd read anything more than the OP you would know.
[img]http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/7882/54988701.png[/img] This is the last time I ever draw in paint with just a mouse pad.
[QUOTE=Cino33;21746906][IMG]http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/7882/54988701.png[/IMG] This is the last time I ever draw in paint with just a mouse pad.[/QUOTE] But you're wrong, shit is clogging up under his foreskin because of phimosis. [editline]04:14AM[/editline] Which means he would be able to smell it from distance, and he doesn't jizz that far. :v:
eh, I tried.
[QUOTE=Cino33;21746906][img]http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/7882/54988701.png[/img] This is the last time I ever draw in paint with just a mouse pad.[/QUOTE] OP's head is lopsided.
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