Some people can't pull back their foreskin. You have to do some stretching thing to get it to retract.
[QUOTE=Surreal;21746488]Let's beat the record of most gaybows on the OP![/QUOTE]
As far as I know, I hold the record.
Tape your foreskin down making the bear come out of his cave.
[QUOTE=ole johan;21746866]It's phimosis, if you'd read anything more than the OP you would know.[/QUOTE]
And if you knew anything about that you would know he has dirty dick cheese fermenting in the darkness he calls his penis
i can help
[img]http://www.realitytvfan.net/images/gordon-ramsay-hells-kitchen11.jpg[/img]
I have a wiener
[QUOTE=Cino33;21746906][IMG]http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/7882/54988701.png[/IMG]
This is the last time I ever draw in paint with just a mouse pad.[/QUOTE]
That looks like some hot porn
[QUOTE=Tippmann357;21747483]And if you knew anything about that you would know he has dirty dick cheese fermenting in the darkness he calls his penis[/QUOTE]
Yup.
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If he actually cleaned out his cheese he would most likely be able to pull his skin at least halfway back.
[QUOTE=ole johan;21747759]Yup.
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If he actually cleaned out his cheese he would most likely be able to pull his skin at least halfway back.[/QUOTE]
You're an idiot, hes going to clean out something he can't even reach :downs:
Game over OP. You gave yourself phimosis by jacking off 3x a day while having your dickhead closed. You should've pulled it back during the start of puberty. Instead, you just allowed all that jizz to build up inside there.
Didn't you ever once fucking look in a porn video and ask yourself "JEEZ, WHY DOESN'T MY DICK LOOK LIKE THAT?" A few of us uncircumcised FPers here were able to "cure" ourselves because we learned how to retract the skin fully before starting to fap. Therefore, we didn't have a lot of junk inside there except for urine. My god, I really don't want to know how much stuff is in there.
go to the doctor get them to open it up and pull the load of crap out
when get them to put it in a bag so you can take it home
Oh god if you dont wash under the foreskin and have never pulled it back youre in for a world of pain when you first do. All the puss hardens around the base and literally bings the skin together; it hurts SO MUCH
[QUOTE=Skellyhell;21773718]Oh god if you dont wash under the foreskin and have never pulled it back youre in for a world of pain when you first do. All the puss hardens around the base and literally bings the skin together; it hurts SO MUCH[/QUOTE]
No it doesn't.
[QUOTE=g42;21772621]go to the doctor get them to open it up and pull the load of crap out
when get them to put it in a bag so you can take it home[/QUOTE]
do it and post pics.
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of the bag not your dick
This makes me so glad to be circumcised
I actually don't understand OP. I've been able to pull it back painlessly since before I can remember.
I have this slightly acidic non-soapy soap that somehow whitens the skin I rub it on after a month but works wonders with smegma.
[QUOTE=Optimistic;21729304]Back
So as I was pulling the skin on my dick,
it got to a point where i could feel EVERYTHING
I mean like
The tip was reddish/pink. and it felt extremely sensitive
I poked the tip while it was pulled and I sort of cringed.
:sigh:[/QUOTE]
Dude, you're supposed to pull the foreskin back everytime you're showering,
This was your mistake, have done this since i was 11 and no problems.
Just because it's called dick-cheese, doesn't mean you should let it [B]age[/B].
Use Old Spice, your dick will smell like a man, man.
NWS Pic of what OP will discover lurking under his foreskin: [url]http://www.chestersexualhealth.co.uk/pics/whatspics/3.jpg[/url]
If that doesn't motivate you enough to take care of your junk, then enjoy your fishdick.
[QUOTE=SHoGuNN3R;21774681]Use Old Spice, your dick will smell like a man, man.[/QUOTE]
The dick is now diamonds!
Wash your dick with a boner. Also, get circumcised.
[QUOTE=zydos;21729728]Here's what's wrong with the picture:
"My dickhead still aint popping out".
It doesn't just magically do it on its own. When you grow up, your foreskin doesn't "slide back and disappear". You should have been messing with it since day one.
*waves his circumcised cock around* Time to be jealous, bitches. The ladi--er.. lads love it[/QUOTE]
i wouldn't be jealous of a jew dick tbh
[QUOTE=Morphology53;21774726]NWS Pic of what OP will discover lurking under his foreskin: [url]http://www.chestersexualhealth.co.uk/pics/whatspics/3.jpg[/url]
If that doesn't motivate you enough to take care of your junk, then enjoy your fishdick.[/QUOTE]
:smithicide: :smithicide: :smithicide: :smithicide:
The smell of smeg is beautiful.
[QUOTE=leet;21729526]Oh my god this all sounds so cringe-worthy.[/QUOTE]
i cant stop looking at your avatar, BREAK IT ALREADY
Use those car freshers.
[QUOTE=Dan Was Boobies;21746651]I tried that and it worked perfectly.[/QUOTE]
Your dick on the other hand...
[IMG]http://miniscribblers.co.uk/acatalog/pipe_cleaners.jpg[/IMG]
You know what to do.
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