[QUOTE=Tazza;21776025]am i the only one who has a normal smelling dick?[/QUOTE]
no
[QUOTE=Optimistic;21729322]Just took a fucking shower and I can already smell the fishy liquid coming out again.
GODAMNIT WHAT THE FUCK[/QUOTE]
Thats probably clyamidia.
[QUOTE=luck_or_loss;21729088]ask your doctor ffs[/QUOTE]
This.
[QUOTE=Optimistic;21728914]my dick smells fucking awful.[/QUOTE]
Go figure. :v:
[QUOTE=Optimistic;21728987]I do use soap to wash my dick. I use Irish Spring.[/QUOTE]
somehow i find that funny.
use Tiger Balsam, thats what all the other people use to keep their dick in good hygiene
[IMG]http://asvs.ch/osc/images/TigerBalsam.jpg[/IMG]
Really, go to a goddamn doctor. I'm cringing reading this, and clicking every link. :ohdear: Clean your junk man.
[QUOTE=cyclocius;21780677]Really, go to a goddamn doctor. I'm cringing reading this, and clicking every link. :ohdear: Clean your junk man.[/QUOTE]
He doesn't need to go to a doctor. He has a common disorder where he can't retract his foreskin which he's going to fix at home as many people with said disorder do. If you read the thread, you'd know that.
Update us with your penis status, OP.
Wow I didn't believe this thread would go this far, 7 pages and still going strong...
I guess having a dirty cock is something most people in FP have in common... right? v:v:v
wash your dick you nappy motherfucker you
please
Some of you guys are not worthy of the piece of meat hanging between your legs
You nasty assholes give males a bad name :argh:
Im sorry, but what the FUCK are you doing sniffing your dick?
Be a man and get circ'd. Sure there's the argument it may take away some nerve endings that make sex less pleasurable; well that's invalid if a girl doesn't want to fuck you anyways because your uncirc'd cock smells like bad fish.
[QUOTE=Profanwolf;21771459]You're an idiot, hes going to clean out something he can't even reach :downs:[/QUOTE]
Water. In a stream. Use it.
Just take off the showerhead, you should now have water in one constant stream. Use this to get water in under your foreskin. Don't use it at full power. Do this every time you take a shower, and it should all come out.
[QUOTE=Chompster;21782232]He doesn't need to go to a doctor. He has a common disorder where he can't retract his foreskin which he's going to fix at home as many people with said disorder do. If you read the thread, you'd know that.[/QUOTE]
He needs to go to a doctor. He has a common disorder where he can't retract his foreskin which he's trying to fix himself. Inconveniently enough, he requires help and medical assistance from his doctor. This assistance can be all from reccomendation/perscription of a steroid cream, to adjusting the foreskin by means of operation, or completely removal.
[I]If you read the thread, you'd know that.[/I]
[QUOTE=DieselPowered;21783439]Im sorry, but what the FUCK are you doing sniffing your dick?[/QUOTE]
Everybody does it....right guys?
I never pulled my skin back because I did it once as a young kid and it hurt like hell.
[QUOTE=ole johan;21783573]Water. In a stream. Use it.
Just take off the showerhead, you should now have water in one constant stream. Use this to get water in under your foreskin. Don't use it at full power. Do this every time you take a shower, and it should all come out.
He needs to go to a doctor. He has a common disorder where he can't retract his foreskin which he's trying to fix himself. Inconveniently enough, he requires help and medical assistance from his doctor. This assistance can be all from reccomendation/perscription of a steroid cream, to adjusting the foreskin by means of operation, or completely removal.
[I]If you read the thread, you'd know that.[/I][/QUOTE]
If you look it up, many people fix it at home by stretching their foreskin with just their hands. Steroid cream hurries it up, but it isn't necessary.
i hope you learn you lesson when you get ur dick fixed
I got my foreskin to pull all the way back just by fapping every day.
Stop masturbating so vigorously, it will help I promise.
[QUOTE=Bredirish123;21783463]Be a man and get circ'd. Sure there's the argument it may take away some nerve endings that make sex less pleasurable; well that's invalid if a girl doesn't want to fuck you anyways because your uncirc'd cock smells like bad fish.[/QUOTE]
I always lol reading posts like this, it's obvious you're butthurt cause you're circumcised.
The truth is you can wash your penis if it's unclean and the foreskin keeps it protected and sensitive. That is not an argument, not a hypothesis, not an opinion. It is 100% fucking fact!
Also no foreskin doesn't mean your dick is constantly clean, you have to wash it too. So what's the difference.
Circumcision is the fucking bane of man and anyone who promotes it is a deluded fool!
This thread actually reminded me to clean my dick for the first time in a while
I pull the skin back
:byodood: [B]HOLY SHIT FISH[/B] :byodood:
I clean the fuck out of my dick and now it doesn't smell like fish anymore
Anywho.... thanks op for reminding me, gonna wash my dick nice and good everyday now :buddy:
[QUOTE=rathat48;21787749][B]smoke weed errday[/B]
[IMG]http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac158/rathatx/beztytuujwr.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
I showed my mom. Even she laughed.
How to stretch your foreskin:
[url]http://www.foreskin.org/46-33-03.jpg[/url]
Do it everyday and it'll be better in no time!
[QUOTE=Dr McNinja;21774745]The dick is now diamonds![/QUOTE]
I'm on a horse.
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