• My Goldfish Is a Monster
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That thing doesn't look pretty GOLD to me [img]http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-v.gif[/img]
I don't get it [img]http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-raise.gif[/img]
I don't really under stand how big it is. Compare it to a regular gold fish on a scale of one to ten.
Amazing. Try to feed it some cats or something
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lol nice pictures
that's awesome. can you do a comparison shot of like it and a ruler or your finger or something so we can see how big it is?
Get in the bomb shelter the scary goldfish is coming!
That my good sir, is almost the size of a dopefish. [img]http://pressthebuttons.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/dopefish.png[/img] Destroyer of Worlds. Or anything else that'll fit in it's gap.
Call it Mikfoz
dude that thing is awesome!
Yeah i know that, my friend's dad has a goldfish that lived for 30 years, he had it for a while and that thing is a fucking huge beast! Was 1/3 the size of the tank.
Taking better pictures now... [QUOTE=MasterFen006;13221112]Who? The goldfish? BTW you didn't mention it's name?[/QUOTE] It really does not have a name. how about you name it?
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It's staring into my soul [img]http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-tinfoil.gif[/img] MAKE IT STOP [img]http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-suicide.gif[/img]
I used to have an unnamed goldfish, and this thing was hugeee. So, when my family and I went on vacation I put some of those release feeders at the bottom of the tank so that he and the other neon tetra and frogs could stay alive. Well, when we got back the tank was full of body parts, frog legs, fish eyes, fins, guts. So we found out that the goldfish ate all of the neon tetra, bit the legs of the frogs and ate all of the other fish. Since then he's been named Jaws. Funny thing is, the frogs couldn't go up for air because Jaws had bitten their legs off.
[QUOTE=reedbo;13229502] Funny thing is, the frogs couldn't go up for air because Jaws had bitten their legs off.[/QUOTE] You call it funny, I call it methodically planned assisted suicide/murder.
Has it nibbled on your ball sack?
[QUOTE=bobsmoth44;13229605]Has it nibbled on your ball sack?[/QUOTE] Feels good man.. Mmmmm.
We're all fucked.
Sweet Jesus, six inches long?
[QUOTE=Sibilantjoe;13229697]Sweet Jesus, six inches long?[/QUOTE] :q: [B]Edit:[/B] Aw.
I feel sorry for it lol. It looks blind.
I had the same kind of fish, I assumed it was a Coi fish when it began to turn white and live for 10 years.
How does it feel to have a fish that is as big as your dick my friend?
i like goldfish i had a goldfish but it died
your avatar sure is a goldfish
[QUOTE=Twiple;13214010]Stop being so dramatic, it's a normal goddamn fish, there's nothing special about it, besides it living abnormally longer.[/QUOTE] I read your reply and thought "wow". It's not normal and it is special if it's lived 20 years. You made a backasswards statement lol
Ever think to get it a bigger tank? A 20 gallon or 30 would be great for it.
[QUOTE=deathgod;13220272]You're pretty sad if you still give a shit about him.[/QUOTE] I find it hard to forgive. I will still poke fun at Pentium for his digital world too!
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