My Goldfish Is a Monster - General

[QUOTE=selgnajoB_rM;13231259]your avatar sure is a goldfish[/QUOTE] Want..funny...rating.

[QUOTE=Tugger;13229454][img]http://i392.photobucket.com/albums/pp9/Tugg3r/IMG_1189.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Look at its right eye, it's got a wierd dome of see through stuff. Is that the lens or something?

It looks sad :(

You know what, OP? I think your goldfish just died years ago and you just posed it in there and took pictures. That's why it's so pale.

Lol Demon fish

[QUOTE=Jobeykobra2;13237660]You know what, OP? I think your goldfish just died years ago and you just posed it in there and took pictures. That's why it's so pale.[/QUOTE] or maybe it did die, and its a GHOST FISH

[QUOTE=ratman122;13214017]Exactly[/QUOTE] You gotta be shitting me, gold fish are dirt-cheap.

Hmm... goldfish look better without the gold.

I think it's an albino

[QUOTE=Jallen;13234631]Look at its right eye, it's got a wierd dome of see through stuff. Is that the lens or something?[/QUOTE] Contact lens maybe.

Has it gained sentience and communicated with you via bubbles?

Jesus titty fucking Christ. Do you feed it steroids?

[QUOTE=TH89;13230678]i like goldfish i had a goldfish but it died[/QUOTE] Exemplary post

HA that would be awesome if we could talk to fish but too bad they only have a memory of like 30 seconds... So your goldfish doesn't even remember who you are! Its just like drunk sex!

lol oldfish

I think that your fish is albino because it is white and because of some genetic mutation as lived way past its time.. that or its just the reincarnation of Jesus. or its just one lucky fish i recommend you consult a veterinarian as to if you should get you sweet fish a bigger tank or if the doc can explain why your fish has lived so long but [B]DO NOT[/B] just get a new tank and put the fish in it it's old and the shock could kill itand bring pictures to the vet not the fish itself if i know anything about old things they don't like being moved from their home

That fish tank is way to small. Also, whats the record for the worlds oldest gold fish?

[QUOTE=Metalcastr;13242534]Has it gained sentience and communicated with you via bubbles?[/QUOTE] They are sentient. They can recognize you.

You know, if you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.

Goldfish don't have to be gold in color to be a goldfish. It's just the type of fish lol.

[QUOTE=bulletshield;13215475][img]http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn210/redcloudz/evilfish.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] :ohdear: [b]Edit:[/b] I felt this quality thread deserved a bumb. I apologize if this course of action was inapropriate.

Excellent bump.

That Goldfish lives longer than Dogs my family has owned.

My friend got 5 goldfish for his 5th birthday, he's now 16 and they're all still alive. One of them lost an eye though (it was one of those ones with big sticky out googly eyes) Oh and his are all white too, except the one with one eye, that was black to begin with, and it's still black.

You should get em' a bigger fish tank (They grow bigger in bigger enviorments)

[QUOTE=Hezzy;13214137]Holy christ, that thing is MASSIVE[/QUOTE] That's what SHE said.

Oh wow, that fish is being pretty abused. (hurf durf lolu car abut fishes) It might be dead by now but really, its tank is [B]way[/B] too small.

Thanks for the bump! just to get you guys up to speed, [b]HES STILL ALIVE![/b] :ohdear:

[quote=tugger;18090842]thanks for the bump! Just to get you guys up to speed, [b]hes still alive![/b] :ohdear:[/quote] dun, dun, duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!

[QUOTE=Tugger;18090842]Thanks for the bump! just to get you guys up to speed, [b]HES STILL ALIVE![/b] :ohdear:[/QUOTE] D: Did you at least get him a bigger tank?