So while i was naping today i had another dream with the dummy in it. This time i caught her jerking off and i was laughing at her, she turned around and started laughing to. Then i heard morgan freeman talking behind me and when i looked to find nothing and turned back around her face had changed into a huge frown. It was just creepy again so i started to laugh to try to get her to laugh again to break the tension. I just stood there pretending to laugh while she looked at me for what seemed like a really long time. When i woke up my dog was in the corner of my room facing the wall and he didnt move or notice i was calling him until i started to shout, then i smacked my dog for bothering me like that.
[editline]26th November 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Raptortheawesome;38606561]Go and see a fucking doctor already, would you rather take pills once a day or go completely insane?[/QUOTE]I have a ap with some kind of head doctor this friday, i told my parents about it today.
next time you hear the voice ask it what the deal is with airline food
see if the laughing gets louder
[QUOTE=homlock;38607487]I have a ap with some kind of head doctor this friday, i told my parents about it today.[/QUOTE]
i really wanna know how that conversation went down
[QUOTE=Lord of Ears;38606253]how is he gonna have someone hang around if it only happens when he jacks off[/QUOTE]
Well then, I thought he said he heard it while not jacking off too, or woke up or something. But I guess maybe it's his mind playing around when he jacks off
For starters what the bloody hell is big Morgs playing at he need to stop bothering you or ill do him in and hang bout is the dummy frigid or what cause I mean fucken hell she is a pearler and so are you mate fucking mental couple you would be together oh shite bad term and lastly I don't know why the bloody hell ur smacking ur dog for mate me uncle is in the RSPCA and he will call you nasty names
[QUOTE=Lord of Ears;38607619]i really wanna know how that conversation went down[/QUOTE]I left the faping part out of it and just said i heard giggling. They still think it was probably a t.v left on or something that i was hearing. They are not taking it too seriously.
[editline]26th November 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Plonker;38607646]For starters what the bloody hell is big Morgs playing at he need to stop bothering you or ill do him in and hang bout is the dummy frigid or what cause I mean fucken hell she is a pearler and so are you mate fucking mental couple you would be together oh shite bad term and lastly I don't know why the bloody hell ur smacking ur dog for mate me uncle is in the RSPCA and he will call you nasty names[/QUOTE] It was a light smack for just acting so weird, the way he was sitting up looking at the wall was odd enough i thought i was still dreaming.
[QUOTE=homlock;38607649]I left the faping part out of it and just said i heard giggling. They still think it was probably a t.v left on or something that i was hearing. They are not taking it too seriously.
[editline]26th November 2012[/editline]
It was a light smack for just acting so weird, the way he was sitting up looking at the wall was odd enough i thought i was still dreaming.[/QUOTE]
I know it was pal no worries lad
Have to say, reading this at 2 in the morning, I'm a little creeped out.
If you're being serious, go see a doctor and explain everything. Tell them how long it's been going on, exactly what it sounds like, everything. Even the fapping part. It's the doctor, it'll be fine. Probably.
and if you're not being serious then go suck a dick of bags
i told my mom about my nap this morning and how barkley was acting weird. she asked me who barkley was and now im completely confused and i can hear her talking to my dad. Is my mom going insane aswell? im kind of scared now
[QUOTE=homlock;38607649]I left the faping part out of it and just said i heard giggling. They still think it was probably a t.v left on or something that i was hearing. They are not taking it too seriously.
[editline]26th November 2012[/editline]
It was a light smack for just acting so weird, the way he was sitting up looking at the wall was odd enough i thought i was still dreaming.[/QUOTE]
You should have kept the fapping and left out the giggling part
[QUOTE=homlock;38608064]i told my mom about my nap this morning and how barkley was acting weird. she asked me who barkley was and now im completely confused and i can hear her talking to my dad. Is my mom going insane aswell? im kind of scared now[/QUOTE]
[I]fuck[/I]
if this is real its pretty spooky
[QUOTE=net;38608835][I]fuck[/I]
if this is real its pretty spooky[/QUOTE]
Its going to end in a double fap homicide, calling it
my mom walked into the room and barkley just happend to be in the corner again so i was like, look mom, look at barkley, hes doing it just like this morning and she started laughing crazy like and then left the room and started yelling at my dad. They left the house and i heard the car drive off i think my dads taking her to the hospital. Im starting to think my mom was the one giggling at me, its really creeping me out now that she might have been at my door or somewhere around the house making the sounds because she could hear me faping, its all clear to me now she was probably distraught i was doing it and i messed her up, i dont know what to do and barkley keeps whimpering at the corner its pissing me off and driving me crazy!
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i keep calling them and noones picking up, i think im going to lose my mom
Barkley is a human who is also a dream manipulator.
Crime solved go to sleep kids. I figured this shit out.
[QUOTE=Tarzy;38609083]Barkley is a human who is also a dream manipulator.
Crime solved go to sleep kids. I figured this shit out.[/QUOTE]barkley is our dog we have had for 12 years. Actually when i really think hard about it i remember my mom was saying just a couple days ago we all needed to take better care of him because hes a very old dog, our entire family centers around him and i dont get why she would forget him even if she was going insane. Its just so strange its like out of this world. barkleys snugging with me and keeping me company its probably like the only thing keeping me sane right now
I rarely post, but it really sounds like you're trying to rationalize an extremely unlikely situation. You said that you checked the house for anyone giggling before, and didn't find anything that could be the source, right? I may have misread though, but you were totally alone, were you not? If that is the case, it couldn't be your mom. I would really suggest you go to the hospital, or at least make sure you're around people who can make sure you're alright.
[QUOTE=homlock;38609165]barkley is our dog we have had for 12 years. Actually when i really think hard about it i remember my mom was saying just a couple days ago we all needed to take better care of him because hes a very old dog, our entire family centers around him and i dont get why she would forget him even if she was going insane. Its just so strange its like out of this world. barkleys snugging with me and keeping me company its probably like the only thing keeping me sane right now[/QUOTE]
so obviously psychosis runs in the family
[editline]26th November 2012[/editline]
the plot just keeps thickening
horror movie plot
shock based subject matter
joindate: the day before this post was made
chance of bullshit: high
really curious as to whether or not this is a troll thread
I heard giggling in the house almost right after i posted that, i just realized my dad probably left by himself to get away from my mom i got the phone and im in my room and i have the door locked and i can hear the giggling i called them and i think they are coming but i also think my mom is going to try to kill me if i go and talk to her
[QUOTE=homlock;38609256]I heard giggling in the house almost right after i posted that, i just realized my dad probably left by himself to get away from my mom i got the phone and im in my room and i have the door locked and i can hear the giggling i called them and i think they are coming but i also think my mom is going to try to kill me if i go and talk to her[/QUOTE]
If that is the case, please just call 911 and explain the situation so they can send help a bit faster.
" [B]i just realized my dad probably left by himself to get away from my mom[/b] i got the phone and im in my room and i have the door locked and [B]i can hear the giggling i called them and i think they are coming[/B] but [B]i also think my mom is going to try to kill me if i go and talk to her[/B]"
Everything in bolded sounds like delusional thoughts. Please go see a psychiatrist.
this thread has me hooked
[QUOTE=TheHydra;38609313]this thread has me hooked[/QUOTE]
The more it goes on the more I'm reminded of the guy who's brother bought a mannequin.
Regardless, I'm going to take it seriously till proven otherwise.
sometimes i'll hear like a dog panting, like i'll actually hear it. It happens rarely, but it happens for sure. When i'm with people, when i'm alone, at the skate park, at the mall, wherever its a little bit freaky
barkleys not in my room either he must of left when i went to get the phone i hope he doesnt walk up to my mom she will probably kill him. i still hear the giggling but it sounds like its far off in the distance like shes hiding in the pantry or something to think she was listening to me fap and it was her the entire time is so unnerving i fel like im going to throw up
[QUOTE=homlock;38609341]barkleys not in my room either he must of left when i went to get the phone i hope he doesnt walk up to my mom she will probably kill him. i still hear the giggling but it sounds like its far off in the distance like shes hiding in the pantry or something to think she was listening to me fap and it was her the entire time is so unnerving i fel like im going to throw up[/QUOTE]
Based on your posts, there's no clear evidence that it was your mom.
Think about it for a sec, I've bet you've had those late night faps aswell, do you hear the giggling EVERY time?
If you say yes, I can almost guarantee it isn't your mom and it's all in your head.
[QUOTE=kattolil;38609372]Based on your posts, there's no clear evidence that it was your mom.
Think about it for a sec, I've bet you've had those late night faps aswell, do you hear the giggling EVERY time?
If you say yes, I can almost guarantee it isn't your mom and it's all in your head.[/QUOTE]It is definately my mom she was stalking me and thats why i heard the giggling i can hear barkley whimpering outside my door and the giggling stoped i think shes trying to use him to lure me out, the cops still arent here do you think she called them and told them not to come and it was a false alarm?
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[QUOTE=homlock;38609386]It is definately my mom she was stalking me and thats why i heard the giggling i can hear barkley whimpering outside my door and the giggling stoped i think shes trying to use him to lure me out, the cops still arent here do you think she called them and told them not to come and it was a false alarm?[/QUOTE]
First of all you need to calm down, if what you are saying is true, you are behind a locked door. Next, again, you need to start critically thinking about what that giggling sounded like, and when you've heard it.
From what I see, there's two outcomes here, either your mother have some mental problems, or you do. In both cases getting riled up will lead nowhere. For now, chill for 5 minutes and wait for the police. In some countries they unfortunately have a slow response time.
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