[QUOTE=homlock;38609386]It is definately my mom[/QUOTE]
i'm gonna go ahead and stop you there
what clear evidence do you have?
Start handing out the gullible ratings
im looking for the phone to call the police again so they can stay on the line with me and i can convince them to come but i cant find the phone i brought in here with me but i cant find it
It's your mom laughing at your sub-par penis.
[QUOTE=Lord of Ears;38609438]i'm gonna go ahead and stop you there
what clear evidence do you have?[/QUOTE]shes going insane because shes pretending she cant see barkley also she was yellin at my dad and scared him off its the only possible option that my masterbating disturbed her to the point shes insane
try to record the giggling
[QUOTE=Zaex;38609452]Start handing out the gullible ratings[/QUOTE]
You're from 2005, that makes it especially harsh for me to realize that there's so immature users still browsing this forum.
For all we know this kid could be in a shitload of fuck and the best you can do is nullify everything he says.
Take it this way, if what he says is true, yay you tried to help. If it isn't then we can get a good laugh out of it. But for now, please shut up.
[QUOTE=homlock;38609478]shes going insane because shes pretending she cant see barkley also she was yellin at my dad and scared him off its the only possible option that my masterbating disturbed her to the point shes insane[/QUOTE]
the only part of that you know for sure is that she didn't see your dog
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[QUOTE=Lord of Ears;38609499]the only part of that you know for sure is that she didn't see your dog[/QUOTE]
And even then that could have been fabricated aswell.
Man, you're freaking out. I sincerely doubt your masturbating has caused your mother to go insane.
You need to keep calm, and sometime in the near future you should really seek help from a medical professional.
[QUOTE=kattolil;38609489]You're from 2005, that makes it especially harsh for me to realize that there's so immature users still browsing this forum.
For all we know this kid could be in a shitload of fuck and the best you can do is nullify everything he says.
Take it this way, if what he says is true, yay you tried to help. If it isn't then we can get a good laugh out of it. But for now, please shut up.[/QUOTE]
oh yeah and he's taking the time to type to us how he can't find the phone, ok
[QUOTE=NeoDement;38609521]oh yeah and he's taking the time to type to us how he can't find the phone, ok[/QUOTE]
You'd be surprised at what people will do in high stress situations.
Especially with some psychosis thrown in the mix.
i looked under my door and barkley was looking right back at me and he was blinking so thank god hes alive
I'm pretty sure this is a troll thread.
[QUOTE=homlock;38609478]my masterbating disturbed her to the point shes insane[/QUOTE]
probably the best thing I ever read.
[editline]27th November 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=zombojoe;38609568]I'm pretty sure this is a troll thread.[/QUOTE]
no shit.
[QUOTE=kattolil;38609489]You're from 2005, that makes it especially harsh for me to realize that there's so immature users still browsing this forum.
For all we know this kid could be in a shitload of fuck and the best you can do is nullify everything he says.
Take it this way, if what he says is true, yay you tried to help. If it isn't then we can get a good laugh out of it. But for now, please shut up.[/QUOTE]
Pretty convenient how he created an account today, just to tell this story, felt it was necessary to pick a nice avatar for the occasion. Then this shit storm goes down on the same day, and hes nice enough to give us a play by play rather than taking care of it... It's absolutely rediculous you can believe this, but I thank you for giving him a reason to continue creating an interesting story.
when i look under the door barkleys smiling and he wouldnt do that if he was hurt so i thinkim just going to leave him out there
[QUOTE=Zaex;38609580]Pretty convenient how he created an account today, just to tell this story, felt it was necessary to pick a nice avatar for the occasion. Then this shit storm goes down on the same day, and hes nice enough to give us a play by play rather than taking care of it... It's absolutely rediculous you can believe this, but I thank you for giving him a reason to continue creating an interesting story.[/QUOTE]
Oh don't get me wrong, I'm not believing him.
However, I've been with people who has suffered paranoid delusions.
Basically I'm staying on the fence while trying to help. All I got to lose is some time I was gonna waste browsing this forum anyway.
[QUOTE=homlock;38597461]i was thinking i would just stop whacking it rather than go to a doctor.[/QUOTE]
whoa easy man, no need to go crazy here
i can't take this seriously because I just think that charles barkley is under your door smiling
[img]http://www.nndb.com/people/380/000023311/charles-barkley-1-sized.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=homlock;38609586]when i look under the door barkleys smiling and he wouldnt do that if he was hurt so i thinkim just going to leave him out there[/QUOTE]
Okay your dog is not smiling.
[img]http://facepunch.com/image.php?u=13692&dateline=1295472904[/img]
is this Barkley?
[QUOTE=kattolil;38609590]Oh don't get me wrong, I'm not believing him.
However, I've been with people who has suffered paranoid delusions.
Basically I'm staying on the fence while trying to help. All I got to lose is some time I was gonna waste browsing this forum anyway.[/QUOTE]
Insulting my maturity, and telling me to shut up probably isn't a valuable use of your time. Continue feeding his story though, fun to read.
[QUOTE=Zaex;38609611]Insulting my maturity, and telling me to shut up probably isn't a valuable use of your time. Continue feeding his story though, fun to read.[/QUOTE]
Yeah I agree, that was rather harsh, mah bad.
Also OP, you should let the dog in, he's probably scared aswell.
i just heard someone driveup i think its my dad coming back for me and barkley says noone is outside the door im going to make a run for it if i dont make it someone will read this and i want them to know i dont blame my mom masturbation is disgusting and if i made her crazy i deserve to die i love you dad and im sorry mom
What the fuck ahahahahahahah
That was a huge anticlimax
[QUOTE=kattolil;38609672]That was a huge anticlimax[/QUOTE]
Wow is that pun intended or what
[QUOTE=homlock;38609659]i just heard someone driveup i think its my dad coming back for me and barkley says noone is outside the door im going to make a run for it if i dont make it someone will read this and i want them to know i dont blame my mom masturbation is disgusting and if i made her crazy i deserve to die i love you dad and im sorry mom[/QUOTE]
crazy/10 would get trolled by again.
That was fascinating
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