• My brother is making me miserable
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[QUOTE=Richard Simmons;21936796]Find your brothers drug stash, use his drugs.[/QUOTE] Fix'd [editline]03:38AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Lebowski;21949554]ask him if he knows where i can get some peyote and/or mescaline[/QUOTE] You can grow it yourself You can use eBay to buy cuttings. You can also use [url=www.bouncingbearbotanicals.com]BBB.com[/url] It's available, just use yer noggin.
[QUOTE=catch33;21952475]Fix'd [editline]03:38AM[/editline] You can grow it yourself You can use eBay to buy cuttings. You can also use [url=www.bouncingbearbotanicals.com]BBB.com[/url] It's available, just use yer noggin.[/QUOTE] NICE. Haven't tried Peyote yet.
Snake, try to remember some of the basics of CQC..
Try to ignore him.
reminds me of my brother in almost every way, except he doesn't steal from me he hasn't been home in 4 days :(
[QUOTE=Idi Amin;21936501]trick him into joining the army ur brother will be normal again in like a year[/QUOTE] Agreed. Sounds like he needs discipline.
dont kill him DESTROY HIM!
Move his stuff to the street and change the locks.
[QUOTE=Scoooooby;21936207]I want him arrested or out of the house. But my mom is full of air, and just threatens and doesn't do anything else. Sometimes her threats motivate him.. but only for a day or so. He recently got out of jail for a half of a year. If you mean tell the police, can't really do that with no evidence. And if you mean my parents, they are fully aware. And aren't doing anything other than trying to get him a job and enrolled in college. Which is going absolutely nowhere.[/QUOTE] Call your doctor, have your brother go, tell your doctor to get a blood sample, take it to police, brothers busted.
Get high with him. Then cut your penis off.
[QUOTE=krobot700;21965990]Get high with him. Then cut your penis off.[/QUOTE] The answer behind all worthy questions found in this FP bump. All hail Krobot.
Sounds like my brother.
Confront him with some force! Get through his fucking mind that he is ruining your life, dont stop until he actually weeps with regret... Dont let him ruin his life or yours, talk to him as if you truly care dont bitch and moan, be your own person and just do what you have to do
Take a knife, place one of his drunk/unconscious friend's finger prints on the handle, then murder your brother and put the knife in said friend's hand and call the police anonymously. Easy fix.
Take his phone, find his dealers numbers and setup something with the 5-0? Maybe you need to go to the source of his problems, by tackling the distributors.
[QUOTE=Identity;21948844] What does this have to do with your brother? The stuff he's taking could cause not only harm to him, but to others including you. Get more people to intervene, or be creative and see what you could do to talk to him about the problems he has. Even if you've done it before, keep pushing it. Maybe one day he'll realize what he's been doing.[/QUOTE] That's also what I thought. He is very dangerous because he's using drugs and can be a health threat for you and the rest of your family. And don't physically attack him, eventually he will recover and will probably take revenge, probably also in a physical way that can be fatal for you.
[QUOTE=Mutation;21936165]C. Wait until he leaves the house and lock him out. It works wonders.[/QUOTE] [b]NO[/b] If he does hard drugs, he'll probably end up hulking out and punching a hole through the door and letting himself in.
[QUOTE=Garb;21965399]dont kill him DESTROY HIM![/QUOTE] [img]http://www.kitsune.addr.com/Firearms/Machine-Guns/GE_XM214_Minigun-2.jpg[/img]
Report him to the cops. Get the swat team to bust in
[QUOTE=g42;21970079][img]http://www.kitsune.addr.com/Firearms/Machine-Guns/GE_XM214_Minigun-2.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] YESH. [QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;21969927][b]NO[/b] If he does hard drugs, he'll probably end up hulking out and punching a hole through the door and letting himself in.[/QUOTE] I've seen it happen. Angry heroin addict >>> solid wood doors. [QUOTE=16bit;21970555]Report him to the cops. Get the swat team to bust in[/QUOTE] They would, too. Just like they did to the TeaBaggers.
Go fucking clockwork orange on his ass.
Okay, here's what you do. Get a stick, and lean it up against the side of the house. Leave this here, and go confront your brother. Say "brother, I leaned a stick up against the side of the house". He will be confused at this point. This is good. Now, go to the corner store and purchase two chocolate bars. Do NOT use any coins in this purchase! If you use coins you will need to start over from the beginning. When you get back home say "brother, have a chocolate bar". Give him a chocolate bar. Afterward, go and get this stick. Replace it with the other chocolate bar. Problem solved.
[QUOTE=Scoooooby;21950326]To this and all of the people telling me to bear it through school in go to college. That's what I'm doing, doing my best in school and studying for ACT & SAT test scores, getting a list of colleges that I want to attend and next year is my senior year, then I'm leaving. I'm hoping he lands back in jail for a half of a year or maybe a bit more so I don't have to deal with him. Sad that I have to wish that for someone, but he needs to straighten out. What also is sad, is that he's convinced that zanax isn't a big deal. Me and my mom scold him that he's high and he's like "no I'm not, I only took 2 or 3 zanax today" and he's red-faced, sweating and acts ridiculous. Ugh.[/QUOTE] Jail won't do any good to him, you and your parents should send him on some sort of therapy, you should try to help him, or do this. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgeDh1WCyeM[/media] Close him in his room with a lock from outside, barricade the windows and only let him out to toilet and bring him food.
1 thing you could do: While he's passed out or intoxicated or whatever, smash/destroy all his stuff, and if he asks say it was a mad party
[QUOTE=Zeke129;21974627]Okay, here's what you do. Get a stick, and lean it up against the side of the house. Leave this here, and go confront your brother. Say "brother, I leaned a stick up against the side of the house". He will be confused at this point. This is good. Now, go to the corner store and purchase two chocolate bars. Do NOT use any coins in this purchase! If you use coins you will need to start over from the beginning. When you get back home say "brother, have a chocolate bar". Give him a chocolate bar. Afterward, go and get this stick. Replace it with the other chocolate bar. Problem solved.[/QUOTE] /takes notes Ohkay, ...and what do I do with the stick after replacing it with the second chocolate bar?
Convince parents to kick him out.
[img]http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/7599/usegun.png[/img] Or just grow a spine tell him off.
To anyone saying "join the army, that'll straighten him out". No, it fucking won't. My brother is pretty much the same as OP's except less stealing and more of shitty good-for-nothingness. My mom forced him to join the army, so he joined and after basic he starts the process for fucking leaving the army because he doesn't like going to drill on the weekends. If OP's brother is an unmotivated cunt like my brother is, there's no way his attitude will change at all.
[QUOTE=oyotnas;21974598]Go fucking clockwork orange on his ass.[/QUOTE] The ole' in out in out? :ohdear:
[QUOTE=Scoooooby;21936137]"I dunno, I just don't feel like coming back".[/QUOTE] i do dat all da time
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