Okay, sick of these first time threads. Pot newbies, head in here now - General

do not underestimate the effects of OCD in the average facepuncher.

If you don't want to get a severe case of the munchies or any munchies at all I suggest drinking a lot of water before you toke. Your belly will be full and you won't get all fat and shit because you ate a bunch of food.

[QUOTE=Psyche;35209990]If you don't want to get a severe case of the munchies or any munchies at all I suggest drinking a lot of water before you toke. Your belly will be full and you won't get all fat and shit because you ate a bunch of food.[/QUOTE] i'm so going to see if this works next time, thanks.

[QUOTE=Cpn Crunch21;35192832]If i could grow, i would name my strains after some of the regulars of DD. Cypher Kush (mellow relaxing high) Mac Diesel (rough at first but gets you good) Stormcharger (a little bit of everything good about a high/hybrid) Big Brother (powerful mind high) Confined Kush (has to make you couchlock) Polarbear beware (the strongest sativa)[/QUOTE] Then you should breed all of them together in a pain-staking process that will produce the best fucking weed ever. [editline]19th March 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=/B/rother;35209999]i'm so going to see if this works next time, thanks.[/QUOTE] My criminology teacher told my class that, I've tried it and it helps. Yes, criminology. But he was mainly a sociology teacher though.

but water isn't fun

[QUOTE=En-Guage V2;35214858]but water isn't fun[/QUOTE] nonsense, one time i got so drunk i went to the bathroom to take a piss, when i washed my hands i started to play with the water from the faucet. I was there for 30+minutes and when i went back upstairs to my friends they asked me where the fuck i was and i told them i was playing with water. (i almost didnt remember this, my friend reminded me a few days ago.)

[QUOTE=En-Guage V2;35214858]but water isn't fun[/QUOTE] Put some o' that flavored powder stuff in it, shake it up and BAM! it'll taste just like that weed that smells like some kind of fruit you might smoke at some point in your life.

When I get MDMA for the first time, I'm going to go to a swimming pool It's going to be interesting

Only recently got into smoking weed, thinking of buying a bong in-store, the website is here [url]https://www.thc.ie/[/url] Anything I should be wary of, lookout for or such? [editline]21st March 2012[/editline] one other thing, bongs do get you more high right? aw shit wrong thread i think

[QUOTE=TrulliLulli;35236079]Only recently got into smoking weed, thinking of buying a bong in-store, the website is here [url]https://www.thc.ie/[/url] Anything I should be wary of, lookout for or such? [editline]21st March 2012[/editline] one other thing, bongs do get you more high right? aw shit wrong thread i think[/QUOTE] bongs give you much bigger hits so yeah it can you much higher

[QUOTE=TrulliLulli;35236079]Only recently got into smoking weed, thinking of buying a bong in-store, the website is here [url]https://www.thc.ie/[/url] Anything I should be wary of, lookout for or such? [editline]21st March 2012[/editline] one other thing, bongs do get you more high right? aw shit wrong thread i think[/QUOTE] all i have to say about bongs and pieces is, "you get what you pay for"

[QUOTE=/B/rother;35136586]dude, that's a fuck load of second hand smoke. i think you're exaggerating, no offence. :)[/QUOTE] ive been around smokers my whole life

[QUOTE=MEOWTFLOL;35238477]ive been around smokers my whole life[/QUOTE] so have i, but a whole pack a day is totally unrealistic

This one has always bugged me, after I inhale, instead of need to cough I sometimes get the urge to swallow. Which I usually do since I can't really do anything about it. is it ok?

yes

swallowing smokes feels like poop

[QUOTE=valiant1k;35306503]This one has always bugged me, after I inhale, instead of need to cough I sometimes get the urge to swallow. Which I usually do since I can't really do anything about it. is it ok?[/QUOTE] Be like polarbear and pretend youre a dragon when you burp.

how does the high between a joint vs pipe compare? Some people tell me joints get you higher, others have said pipes

[QUOTE=Faren;35323026]how does the high between a joint vs pipe compare? Some people tell me joints get you higher, others have said pipes[/QUOTE] Pipes get you much higher imo. I'm pretty sure it's a fact actually

lol that's dumb. it's a fact that J's and blunts are simply extremely extravagant and inefficient ways of smoking marijuana. you can get just as high off a rolled piece as you can from a glass one. just it takes less with a pipe

[QUOTE=FoodStuffs;35323135]lol that's dumb. it's a fact that J's and blunts are simply extremely extravagant and inefficient ways of smoking marijuana. you can get just as high off a rolled piece as you can from a glass one. just it takes less with a pipe[/QUOTE] What I was trying to say is that if you take a joint, break it up and smoke it in a pipe you'll get higher than if you smoked the joint.

why the fuck isn't this thread stickied useless fucking mods

Joints and blunts only "get you higher" because they take so much more weed.

seriously, think about it. blunts themselves are wrapped fat most the time, maybe 1/2-2/3 a cm in diameter compared to a pipe, which mouth pieces are best measured in millimeters. you're sucking in like twice to three times the amount of smoke with each hit. that's why blunts are the best, they get you the highest the fastest. but you best be rollin in dolla or something specials going on.

[QUOTE=FoodStuffs;35325331]seriously, think about it. blunts themselves are wrapped fat most the time, maybe 1/2-2/3 a cm in diameter compared to a pipe, which mouth pieces are best measured in millimeters. you're sucking in like twice to three times the amount of smoke with each hit. that's why blunts are the best, they get you the highest the fastest. but you best be rollin in dolla or something specials going on.[/QUOTE] Not really, I can take a bigger hit from my pipe compared to a blunt, smoother, and its all weed, no paper. And bongs obviously get you the highest fastest. You can't tell me you are taking a bong rip size hit from a blunt.

depends on the size of the blunt

No way cause its way harsher from the blunt as well so its harder to take bigger hits!

[QUOTE=Stormcharger;35328454]No way cause its way harsher from the blunt as well so its harder to take bigger hits![/QUOTE] Sorry but I gotta disagree with you on this one, my second time smokkng was from an incredibly fat blunt that got us all super ripped in 1-3 hits and no one even coughed. It was literally like you could hold the smoke in as long as you wanted.

you still pull in faster with a pipe. I tried to pull on a blunt the same way i do a pipe and it tore up my throat. Im able to hold both in for a fairly long time but i can hold in a lot more pipe smoke than blunt since you have to pull harder on a blunt since the air travels through the hole tube with a lot of material in the way, unlike pipes where you just pull through the little weed in the bowl.

[QUOTE=Cpn Crunch21;35333632]you still pull in faster with a pipe. I tried to pull on a blunt the same way i do a pipe and it tore up my throat. Im able to hold both in for a fairly long time but i can hold in a lot more pipe smoke than blunt since you have to pull harder on a blunt since the air travels through the hole tube with a lot of material in the way, unlike pipes where you just pull through the little weed in the bowl.[/QUOTE] Very good point, I think Im just prejudiced against pipes because of my friends incredibly harsh steamroller.