Okay, sick of these first time threads. Pot newbies, head in here now - General

[QUOTE=brianosaur;28217404]Maybe you should write some sort of FAQ first then on to some proper smoking etiquette for first timers so they dont seem too newbie when they first start smoking.[/QUOTE] There is a whole website devoted to that. [url]http://www.smokingwithstyle.com/[/url]

smoking etiquette is a fucking joke, not important at all. if you aren't some naive wet bag dipshit you'll do fine.

I'm going to have to go with Neo there From what I've gathered, all different smoker groups have their own style I hear most people just take a toke and pass the bong around. What we do, is everyone gets a massive bowl and they sink it, then continue to move in that direction. Also main buyer/owner of the weed gets more. [editline]23rd February 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=lemongrapes;28211717]Try a bucket bong [img_thumb]http://dic.academic.ru/pictures/wiki/files/71/Gravity_bong_diagram.jpg[/img_thumb] In my opinion the best method for new (and old) smokers, not harsh at all, pushes smoke into your lungs and is hits you like a train ( I use a socket and plasticine for the bowl). Only really beaten by a real glass bong.[/QUOTE] I think I'll make one of these, I've been smoking a lot recently and I haven't been feeling as high as I should My vision doesn't get fucked up enough.

In the OP there should be a tips section. Shit like don't blow back into the bong. Also maybe something that discusses various smoking devices?

Well that's what you guys are for, I'll update the OP with your posts

why does this have to be even this complicated? this is what the OP should read: smoke weed, dgaf

alright, listen the fuck up when you inhale, HOLD IT IN YOUR LUNGS don't be a faggot, don't waste weed. also if you're smoking out of a bong DO NOT EXHALE FOR GOD'S SAKES

[QUOTE=Javascript;28239689]alright, listen the fuck up when you inhale, HOLD IT IN YOUR LUNGS [b]don't be a faggot, don't waste weed. also if you're smoking out of a bong DO NOT EXHALE FOR GOD'S SAKES[/b][/QUOTE] Sorry but breathing requires me to exhale every few seconds.

Lung > bucket

[QUOTE=rnate;28239749]Sorry but breathing requires me to exhale every few seconds.[/QUOTE] no I mean exhale into the bong and send weed flying everywhere last time we had sour diesel this dumbfuck new chick was talking with the bong on her mouth, weed all over my carpet.

[QUOTE=Javascript;28239870]no I mean exhale into the bong and send weed flying everywhere last time we had sour diesel this dumbfuck new chick was talking with the bong on her mouth, weed all over my carpet.[/QUOTE] I fucking hate it when people do it, I just don't understand peoples thought process of thinking they need to blow out, when they are meant to be smoking. It just doesn't make any sense.

i know, fucking infuriating. just so much weed everywhere. stupid bitch.

[QUOTE=Javascript;28239870]no I mean exhale into the bong and send weed flying everywhere last time we had sour diesel this dumbfuck new chick was talking with the bong on her mouth, weed all over my carpet.[/QUOTE] The same can be said for bubblers, I was smoking some local hydro with my friend in this new bubbler I'd got a few days ago, he laughed and coughed while he has his mouth over it and my bud got fucking soaked B(

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[QUOTE=Da Jester;28240137]The same can be said for bubblers, I was smoking some local hydro with my friend in this new bubbler I'd got a few days ago, he laughed and coughed while he has his mouth over it and my bud got fucking soaked B([/QUOTE] god. or when your friends like "YOUR BOWL IS DIRTY LET ME CLEAN IT DERP" then it's too wet to smoke out of moron

serious fucking deja vu in this thread

[QUOTE=Javascript;28239870]no I mean exhale into the bong and send weed flying everywhere last time we had sour diesel this dumbfuck new chick was talking with the bong on her mouth, weed all over my carpet.[/QUOTE] Ohh, I get ya. Yeah I've also smoked with 1 idiot who fucking blew into the bong...how stupid do you have to honestly be?

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[QUOTE=rnate;28241582]Ohh, I get ya. Yeah I've also smoked with 1 idiot who fucking blew into the bong...how stupid do you have to honestly be?[/QUOTE] one guy I know's excuse was "i thought the only way to make it bubble was to blow"

I don't think I've ever blown into a piece while smoking I've exhaled and accidentally blown the rest of the weed out after taking a hit, but that's not going LOL and making a fountain come out of the stem + your bowl comes flying out

i've blown into a piece to clear it out before i put it in my pocket so i don't get ash and shit all up in my pocket

i inhaled the bong water once, nasty [editline]25th February 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=En-Guage V2;28206499]Hold it for as long as you can (I got for about ten seconds) and exhale[/QUOTE] some BBC documentary about weed actually said that holding in the smoke makes no difference

[QUOTE=James*;28267163]i inhaled the bong water once, nasty [editline]25th February 2011[/editline] some BBC documentary about weed actually said that holding in the smoke makes no difference[/QUOTE] Me an my mates convinced a first timer to drink the bong water, shit was funny. Oh and don't start the holding in smoke argument again, in the last week there seems to have been quite a few and they just don't go anywhere haha

[QUOTE=Stormcharger;28267437]Me an my mates convinced a first timer to drink the bong water, shit was funny. Oh and don't start the holding in smoke argument again, in the last week there seems to have been quite a few and they just don't go anywhere haha[/QUOTE] I used to hold the smoke in as long as a could till I noticed the tar build up in my lungs and how much harder it is to breath now I that I know what I'm doing I hold for 5-6 seconds no longer.

[QUOTE=Javascript;28239689]alright, listen the fuck up when you inhale, HOLD IT IN YOUR LUNGS don't be a faggot, don't waste weed. also if you're smoking out of a bong DO NOT EXHALE FOR GOD'S SAKES[/QUOTE] i dont know about you but im human and my body says i need to exhale to smoke more

[QUOTE=James*;28267163]i inhaled the bong water once, nasty some BBC documentary about weed actually said that holding in the smoke makes no difference[/QUOTE] Well eh, that's how I do it What do you think I should be doing then? How long do you hold for?

[QUOTE=James*;28267163] some BBC documentary about weed actually said that holding in the smoke makes no difference[/QUOTE] that rumor has since been dispelled around here. and from personal experience holding in a hit makes the high much stronger and it lasts the same amount of time as a normal high so it has nothing to do with suffocation.

[QUOTE=En-Guage V2;28272106]Well eh, that's how I do it What do you think I should be doing then? How long do you hold for?[/QUOTE] i don't hold it in for more than a few seconds and I get the high fine [QUOTE=NeoSeeker;28272245]that rumor has since been dispelled around here. and from personal experience holding in a hit makes the high much stronger and it lasts the same amount of time as a normal high so it has nothing to do with suffocation.[/QUOTE] well i'd be interested to see what the science behind it was, you would think holding it in longer would have a greater effect but I dunno I don't bother personally [editline]25th February 2011[/editline] apparently the THC absorbs almost instantly

I think I'll still do ten seconds :D I'll try it tonight though