Someone attempted to mug me, and failed miserably. - General

[QUOTE=wewt!;27728722]fuck the system mayne[/QUOTE] You completely misunderstood what I meant, it is about avoiding unwanted difficulties, not rejecting a supposed system.

[QUOTE=Dbuhos;27728236]Pfff, I greet the cops as I leave the school before I am supposed to. They don't give a shit.[/QUOTE] Nice Thread Bump

I was reading this, going "I've read this somewhere before." Was gonna call OP a thief. :colbert: Why bump a old thread?

If you have a con-sealed gun license then have a handgun with you for self-defense, it's what I plan on doing when I get older, cause when I do this gun safety class thing me and my mom are gonna do, shes gonna buy me a M9 Beretta :unsmith:

A relative of mine carries a .45 Colt 1911 Kimber because he got mugged once and couldn't do anything about it. I have never got mugged and don't plan on doing it. I'm thinking I should carry a knife or concealed pistol with me because I'm one weak-ass motherfucker. :smith:

[QUOTE=AmericanInfantry;27729725]A relative of mine carries a .45 Colt 1911 Kimber because he got mugged once and couldn't do anything about it. I have never got mugged and don't plan on doing it. I'm thinking I should carry a knife or concealed pistol with me because I'm one weak-ass motherfucker. :smith:[/QUOTE] If you carry a knife around with you and you get mugged, it'll most likely be used against you.

[QUOTE=Mudbone;26304540]TL;DR If someone tries to mug you stand up to them and typically they will leave you alone since they would rather go after someone whose just going to give up their stuff without trouble.[/QUOTE] except then there's still the chance that he's a good fighter and that he'll cut off your testicles

Vain... [b]with a gun[/b]? Holy shit.

You should have mugged him

Well done OP. :golfclap:

I have one of these: [url]http://store.colemans.com/cart/images/0742.gif[/url] Pull that fucker out, no one will mess with you. It's designed for stabbing. [editline]29th January 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=PvtVain;27729605]If you have a con-sealed gun license then have a handgun with you for self-defense, it's what I plan on doing when I get older, cause when I do this gun safety class thing me and my mom are gonna do, shes gonna buy me a M9 Beretta :unsmith:[/QUOTE] Don't get the Beretta, it's only 9mm and fairly weak. Some people can take alot of shots with that thing before they go down. Like one of the posters above said, get a .45 Colt, that'll take you down in 2 shots max. That gun can rip off limbs.

Apparently one of my friends was apparently the victim of an attempted mugging. He broke the guys arm in 3 places and dislocated it, he got a caution for excessive force. :v:

Mugged? In Canada?! Impossible.

[QUOTE=PvtVain;27729605]If you have a con-sealed gun license then have a handgun with you for self-defense, it's what I plan on doing when I get older, cause when I do this gun safety class thing me and my mom are gonna do, shes gonna buy me a M9 Beretta :unsmith:[/QUOTE] Wow you've got the coolest mom ever.

[QUOTE=genkaz92;27729064]You completely misunderstood what I meant, it is about avoiding unwanted difficulties, not rejecting a supposed system.[/QUOTE] That's questionable as hell. The only police officers that I encountered to be absolute asses are town based traffic cops as opposed to normal town cops or state police in any regard. Otherwise from my experience most people in the police are just trying to do their job.

[QUOTE=AtomicWaffle;26304605]At my school they generally leave that to the truant officers and the like; they're more concerned about the drugs that seem to just "flow" through my school, and the guys who try and rob people. If I've got a note, I usually get off the hook.[/QUOTE] I don't get American schools. Truant Officers? Only people that tell us (here in Canada) to get back into class is teachers if we are in the halls, but sometimes we have a spare block (No class at the time) so there's nothing to do anyways. Hell, I might have 2 spare blocks next semester so I only have school from 8:30-9:45 and 1:45-3:10 Would be nice.

I support instaban for bumped threads which are inactive and are over 1 month old.

Bravo.

I had the most stupid, boring, but funny experience getting mugged. [img_thumb]http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1246/1298374899_8e2e91d1aa.jpg[/img_thumb] It was about 4 in the morning during the summer. Me and my friend were sitting in a bus-stop like the one above. There's only one way to get out, and the bench is at the back corner. Anyway, my friend and I are on the bench and I'm rolling a cigarette. When I'm almost done, a guy approaches the bus stop from the other side of the street. He has a bottle of liquor in his hand, some girly drink like Baileys from what I could tell, and he stops and leans at the door of the shelter. He asks to smoke on the joint with us, so I tell him it's not weed, but tobacco. So he asks if he can hit that too. This is where I knew 2 things, 1) that the guy was retarded, and 2) that he was just looking for an entry to rob us. I say "sure..". He then, like the giant bad-ass he was, blurts out "How about you guys just empty your pockets" and then burps, almost puking. He threatened to use that bottle of girly liquor against us if we didn't do what he said. [B]Oh shit.[/B] Well, it's not like we had anything on us anyway, why not avoid any trouble. So me and my friend reach in our pockets and toss him our shitty, empty wallets, as well as my phone. My phone is missing the battery panel and has no sim card, and the screen is cracked. The only thing in our wallets is our medicare cards and like 2$ altogether, in really small change. He then pretends to make a call to his "undeground man", and then tells us that this guy has looked up our medicare numbers, and knows where we live. So if I canceled my phone plan (the nonexistent one) he'd come to my house and kill me. He spent the next 30 minutes explaining this, going on about how he runs half of Montreal, and how he has people everywhere that will kill for him on his word. The whole time we're replying sarcastically and chuckling at him, he didn't really like this. He told us to take off our sweaters and put them over the bottle, which he had put down to my right. Directly next to my swinging hand. [B]Great move buddy.[/B] He then LEAVES THE SHELTER, leaving us un-cornered and with the only weapon in the situation, and goes to talk to some cab driver that was parked nearby. I learned later that he told the driver he was undercover, and busting us for breaking curfew. lol. Anyway, I figured his shtick was done so I'd let him come back, remind us that he's an underground super-villain that rules the city and can kill us, and then leave with my broken phone that he thinks still works, and my useless photo-ID'd medicare card that nobody except me would ever be able to use. But he hears my keys jingle in my pocket, and now things get really annoying. He kept insisting that I take him to my house and let him in. I kept telling him that he already knew where we lived because of his "secret contact". I even tossed him my keys and told him I'd save him the trouble. He kept trying to cover his lies and shame by telling us he 'needed us with him'. That's great, I know the layout to my house and the quickest routes to all the weapons. That's really who you want with you when you're robbing a place. Anyway, this guy's shame meter was pretty maxed out, so he took my then size Small sweater, put it on over his clothes and walked off looking like a bunch of potatoes stuffed into a dirty cotton bag. Having gained around $2.00 in nickles and dimes, a broken phone and a useless medicare card. What a fucking badass. I then went home, 2 blocks away, and saw him walking up the street when I was at my front door. What a sucker. So I ran to get my brother's phone, then called the police and tailed the guy, giving updates to the dispatcher on where this guy was. When they caught him I just had to answer a few questions, he got taken down to the station, and I got to walk less than a minute home to my bed, to fall asleep feeling like a boss.

Twice Ive been in an attempted mugging. One had a screwdriver.

[QUOTE=P1X3L N1NJA;27734836]Twice Ive been in an attempted mugging. One had a screwdriver.[/QUOTE] Oh you were [B]screwed! [/B]I've had a few mugs attempted on me, mainly just by teen chavs that has probably never seen a real fight in their life, steel toed army boots can do some damage to frail chav bodies I'll tell you that.

I've been in attempted mugging, there were two guys with knives, but since I had spent all my shit recently and had a huge amount of small change and no phone(stolen in marketplace, my own fault anyway), they just slammed me into nearby wall and left, swearing angrily.

[QUOTE=Mudbone;26304844]Ah sorry my mistake. Mines smaller then that. I normally wear my leather jacket and I keep it hidden in the inside pocket. Knifes are just too messy. Ask anyones who's ever been in a street fight with a knife their great for stock but for functionality, A club or in my case a hammer does the trick. Easy to handle and swing and a blow to the head will do great damage. Never actually had to use it but its nice to know I have it.[/QUOTE] Knives are too messy? If you hit someone hard in the head with a goddamn hammer, shits gonna get everywhere.

OP was hitting on a cop? Way to go.

I think that's pretty awesome; both how maturely and responsibly you acted towards him and the police, but your school-skipping plan. I'm English and we have sub-teachers 1/5 of the time, and I think that's actually a nice idea. Just remember, if I end up a no-life with no qualifications, it's your fault! But seriously, good job.

[QUOTE=Crimor;27735061]Oh you were [B]screwed![/b] [/QUOTE] Nah he was the one who was [b]screwed[/b] I snatched it out of his hand, was tempted to stab him but that would just get me in jail

[QUOTE=Latency;27734450]I had the most stupid, boring, but funny experience getting mugged. [img_thumb]http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1246/1298374899_8e2e91d1aa.jpg[/img_thumb] It was about 4 in the morning during the summer. Me and my friend were sitting in a bus-stop like the one above. There's only one way to get out, and the bench is at the back corner. Anyway, my friend and I are on the bench and I'm rolling a cigarette. When I'm almost done, a guy approaches the bus stop from the other side of the street. He has a bottle of liquor in his hand, some girly drink like Baileys from what I could tell, and he stops and leans at the door of the shelter. He asks to smoke on the joint with us, so I tell him it's not weed, but tobacco. So he asks if he can hit that too. This is where I knew 2 things, 1) that the guy was retarded, and 2) that he was just looking for an entry to rob us. I say "sure..". He then, like the giant bad-ass he was, blurts out "How about you guys just empty your pockets" and then burps, almost puking. He threatened to use that bottle of girly liquor against us if we didn't do what he said. [B]Oh shit.[/B] Well, it's not like we had anything on us anyway, why not avoid any trouble. So me and my friend reach in our pockets and toss him our shitty, empty wallets, as well as my phone. My phone is missing the battery panel and has no sim card, and the screen is cracked. The only thing in our wallets is our medicare cards and like 2$ altogether, in really small change. He then pretends to make a call to his "undeground man", and then tells us that this guy has looked up our medicare numbers, and knows where we live. So if I canceled my phone plan (the nonexistent one) he'd come to my house and kill me. He spent the next 30 minutes explaining this, going on about how he runs half of Montreal, and how he has people everywhere that will kill for him on his word. The whole time we're replying sarcastically and chuckling at him, he didn't really like this. He told us to take off our sweaters and put them over the bottle, which he had put down to my right. Directly next to my swinging hand. [B]Great move buddy.[/B] He then LEAVES THE SHELTER, leaving us un-cornered and with the only weapon in the situation, and goes to talk to some cab driver that was parked nearby. I learned later that he told the driver he was undercover, and busting us for breaking curfew. lol. Anyway, I figured his shtick was done so I'd let him come back, remind us that he's an underground super-villain that rules the city and can kill us, and then leave with my broken phone that he thinks still works, and my useless photo-ID'd medicare card that nobody except me would ever be able to use. But he hears my keys jingle in my pocket, and now things get really annoying. He kept insisting that I take him to my house and let him in. I kept telling him that he already knew where we lived because of his "secret contact". I even tossed him my keys and told him I'd save him the trouble. He kept trying to cover his lies and shame by telling us he 'needed us with him'. That's great, I know the layout to my house and the quickest routes to all the weapons. That's really who you want with you when you're robbing a place. Anyway, this guy's shame meter was pretty maxed out, so he took my then size Small sweater, put it on over his clothes and walked off looking like a bunch of potatoes stuffed into a dirty cotton bag. Having gained around $2.00 in nickles and dimes, a broken phone and a useless medicare card. What a fucking badass. I then went home, 2 blocks away, and saw him walking up the street when I was at my front door. What a sucker. So I ran to get my brother's phone, then called the police and tailed the guy, giving updates to the dispatcher on where this guy was. When they caught him I just had to answer a few questions, he got taken down to the station, and I got to walk less than a minute home to my bed, to fall asleep feeling like a boss.[/QUOTE] Did you get your shit back?

My brother got mugged once, he was okay but he got his phone nicked.

[QUOTE=Crimor;27735061]Oh you were [B]screwed! [/B][/QUOTE] You are so funny! :v:

You should have fucked that cop in the [b]ASS[/b]