totally incomprehensible. woke from an ambien drenched sleep and decided to go see this with a ladyfriend i only seem to see once a year as an excuse to have sex. took a variety of painkillers and some codeine as i'm recovering from what might have been some kind of acute pneumonia and wandered out. didn't understand anything i saw. megan fox has the leathery tan of a forty year old cougar. i spent most of my time in the theater doing an impression of her while ladyfriend threw popcorn at shia labeouf's talentless face. eventually i was so desensitized to the special effects that i drifted into a pleasant coma and awoke to find that i had begun to piss my pants, so ran to the restroom. didn't end up having sex.
2/10
[QUOTE=Augmatic Disport;15753373]totally incomprehensible. woke from an ambien drenched sleep and decided to go see this with a ladyfriend i only seem to see once a year as an excuse to have sex. took a variety of painkillers and some codeine as i'm recovering from what might have been some kind of acute pneumonia and wandered out. didn't understand anything i saw. megan fox has the leathery tan of a forty year old cougar. i spent most of my time in the theater doing an impression of her while ladyfriend threw popcorn at shia labeouf's talentless face. eventually i was so desensitized to the special effects that i drifted into a pleasant coma and awoke to find that i had begun to piss my pants, so ran to the restroom. didn't end up having sex.
2/10[/QUOTE]
Best way to watch this film imo. Next to blindfolding yourself ofcourse.
I liked the Smoker Transformer.
The story was terrible, but that's fine.
This movie was all about robots blowing shit up and kicking ass. It was just badass.
Seriously, if you went to this movie expecting anything more than just explosions and robots then you're a fucking dumbass. Seriously, Megan Fox looks like a porn star and has the same acting talent of one.
[editline]08:34PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=garry;15749195]It's like if they had a robot with a massive nose and a jewish accent that loved money or something. I get that they were trying to add a level of humor and stuff.. but it was a negative outdated stereotype.
[/QUOTE]
The only people complaining about the twins being racist are white people. It's because we've been brought up to be so sensitive to that shit.
Seriously, they are fucking robots, who gives a flying fuck.
[editline]08:35PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Augmatic Disport;15753373]totally incomprehensible. woke from an ambien drenched sleep and decided to go see this with a ladyfriend i only seem to see once a year as an excuse to have sex. took a variety of painkillers and some codeine as i'm recovering from what might have been some kind of acute pneumonia and wandered out. didn't understand anything i saw. megan fox has the leathery tan of a forty year old cougar. i spent most of my time in the theater doing an impression of her while ladyfriend threw popcorn at shia labeouf's talentless face. eventually i was so desensitized to the special effects that i drifted into a pleasant coma and awoke to find that i had begun to piss my pants, so ran to the restroom. didn't end up having sex.
2/10[/QUOTE]
I fucking died.
Action was good, story and characters were kind of blah. But I got what I wanted from the film.
The first impressions are like "Woah cool" "Awesome" "Holy shit".
I must say the effects were AMAZING, but after 30 minutes it gets boring and you just watch everything being destroyed and exploding.
Also, when the old Autobot (Forgot his name) fused with Optimus I was like hell yeah, they finally showed off the real Optimus Prime, as he should be.
[QUOTE=Akri;15755273]The first impressions are like "Woah cool" "Awesome" "Holy shit".
I must say the effects were AMAZING, but after 30 minutes it gets boring and you just watch everything being destroyed and exploding.
Also, when the old Autobot (Forgot his name) fused with Optimus I was like hell yeah, they finally showed off the real Optimus Prime, as he should be.[/QUOTE]
His name was Jetfire.
He's a badass.
I thought it was incredibly dull. I actually left the cinema angry.
4/10 (it would have been 3 were it not for Megan Fox)
The part that bugged me the most was the fact that they teleport with every scene change. An example is at the Smithsonian. They walk in the building, and go to an exhibit that has Jetfire. When they awaken him, he goes and knocks down a door, revealing the aircraft graveyard in Arizona.
Yes, they somehow ended up going from Washington, D.C. to Arizona by opening a hangar door.
Also, how did they drive from Petra, in southern Jordan, to Cairo in a few hours? Not to mention how the military got from the East Coast to Egypt in seemingly minutes, as mentioned before. Also, there is a shot, I think when the railgun fires or the jets are flying in, when you can see the pyramids from the ocean. They are not in Alexandria.
One more thing. When they are setting up in the village, it is in the middle of the desert outside Petra. Then they show it as being part of Cairo. This village is also the exact same one from the beginning of the first movie. And they did recycle the Global Hawk fly-in scene as somebody mentioned before.
I just watched it a little bit ago. It had a lot of cliche's and whatnot. I was in the mood for action and loudness, so I liked it. If I was in the mood for a slow and good story, I would have not enjoyed it as much. I guess it depends on what mood you are in, and how big of a screen you watch it on.
Also, they did the effects very good, even if they were unnecessary.
[quote=ray243;15706608]the other girl in the college was pretty hot
also, [sp]optimus died[sp/][/quote]
MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
caps
[QUOTE=theusaokay;15748743]Great, this is what this movie needs. More stereotypical Black robots.[/QUOTE]
But stereotypical black people are fucking hilarious, well in movies anyways, in real life i want to slit their fucking throats.
[editline]05:40PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=lil JJ;15755815]MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
caps[/QUOTE]
Don't worry he didn't.
Also they fucked up on some parts of the movies, when the constructocons fused together, in the background you can see some of them fighting, even though they're already in a fused state climbing up a pyramid, i was like "WAT?" they can't be in 2 places at the same time.
[QUOTE=gbtygfvyg;15755850]But stereotypical black people are fucking hilarious, well in movies anyways, in real life i want to slit their fucking throats.
[editline]05:40PM[/editline]
Don't worry he didn't.
Also they fucked up on some parts of the movies, when the constructocons fused together, in the background you can see some of them fighting, even though they're already in a fused state climbing up a pyramid, i was like "WAT?" they can't be in 2 places at the same time.[/QUOTE]
Well, he did, but he was revived.
I found that strange too (as pointed out in my review), you can see Mixmaster clearly fight and get killed by Jetfire, but they also showed him fuse to make Devastator. Strange.
You know who my father was? He was a wheel, the [I]first[/I] wheel. You know what he transformed into? NOTHING! But he did so with [I]honor, dignity![/I]
[QUOTE=Fangus;15755367]I thought it was incredibly dull. I actually left the cinema angry.
4/10 (it would have been 3 were it not for Megan Fox)[/QUOTE]
What the hell were you expecting?
And what is so appealing about Megan Fox? She's not attractive at all. She looks like a damn porn star in this movie. She looked believable and attractive in the first one, now it's just bullshit.
[editline]10:19PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;15756202]You know who my father was? He was a wheel, the [I]first[/I] wheel. You know what he transformed into? NOTHING! But he did so with [I]honor, dignity![/I][/QUOTE]
That guy was so badass.
Though I found it hilarious that suddenly he possess the power to teleport? Oh well, I don't give a fuck, it was still cool as hell.
So the government covered up the Transformers stuff (as seen in the first movie) despite the huge epic battle at the end of the first movie and the battle on the highway with thousands of people watching.
Uhh...
ha. Just got back from seeing it.
My favorite parts were Jetfire, Ravage, and Devastator.
[quote="Canuhearme?"]You know who my father was? He was a wheel, the first wheel. You know what he transformed into? NOTHING! But he did so with honor, dignity![/quote]
I loved that part.
Michael Bay-
AND THERE'LL BE EXPLOSIONS AND IT'LL BE LIKE ADJHFASDHFJA AND THEN HER BOOBS WILL BE LIKE FLOP FLOP FLOP
[QUOTE=Zombii;15756829]ha. Just got back from seeing it.
My favorite parts were Jetfire, Ravage, and Devastator.
I loved that part.
Michael Bay-
AND THERE'LL BE EXPLOSIONS AND IT'LL BE LIKE ADJHFASDHFJA AND THEN HER BOOBS WILL BE LIKE FLOP FLOP FLOP[/QUOTE]
I wonder if Michael Bay has Megan Fox as his sex slave.
[QUOTE=T2L_Goose;15754985]The only people complaining about the twins being racist are white people. It's because we've been brought up to be so sensitive to that shit.[/QUOTE]
Know what's funny?
Mudflap has a black voice actor, but Skids is the oh-so-caucasian Tom Kenny (aka Spongebob Squarepants) doing his best "wigger." What's more, the mouths are supposed to make the distinction more apparent ("lip" size/buck "teeth".)
Crying "racism" at the twins is essentially saying "no way in hell could a white man have bad teeth and use modern urban slang." Which is hideously racist.
Optimus was OP at the end lol.
[QUOTE=Xenocidebot;15757584]Know what's funny?
Mudflap has a black voice actor, but Skids is the oh-so-caucasian Tom Kenny (aka Spongebob Squarepants) doing his best "wigger." What's more, the mouths are supposed to make the distinction more apparent ("lip" size/buck "teeth".)
Crying "racism" at the twins is essentially saying "no way in hell could a white man have bad teeth and use modern urban slang." Which is hideously racist.[/QUOTE]
God damn I knew it was Spongebob, that voice identifying talent was like "That's freaking spongebob"
[QUOTE=gbtygfvyg;15755850]Also they fucked up on some parts of the movies, when the constructocons fused together, in the background you can see some of them fighting, even though they're already in a fused state climbing up a pyramid, i was like "WAT?" they can't be in 2 places at the same time.[/QUOTE]
There's more than just one for each of 'em. They're like infantry.
[QUOTE=NotLamb;15747540]I thought everybody liked the matrix...?[/QUOTE]
lolnah
[editline]10:05PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=marcus;15748545]No, he was rated dumb because he got the plot completely wrong.[/QUOTE]
oh hmm yeah all 4 minutes of plot yeah i can see how he could fuck that up
Why is Jetfire so damn old when the blackbird isn't?
[QUOTE=ray243;15763275]Why is Jetfire so damn old when the blackbird isn't?[/QUOTE]
The Blackbird they have in the Smithsonian isn't fit to fly, contrary to popular belief, it is usually gutted and made shiny on the outside, when in reality its rusting on the inside.
I loved it...
The only thing that bothered me is you only got face time with the Twins, Optimus, and Bumblebee really... And Starscream and Megatron... But that's like it... I wish there were more for all the other Autobots and Decepticons as well...
Oh well, The Twins were fucking awesome, lol.
"You a pussy, that's why! *high five*"
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;15766247]The Blackbird they have in the Smithsonian isn't fit to fly, contrary to popular belief, it is usually gutted and made shiny on the outside, when in reality its rusting on the inside.[/QUOTE]
Yet there are hellcat stuntplanes stilll flying. And the blackbird was in the 70s-80s, not really very old.
I watched the movie again. They fucking used the predator footage again. It clearly shows a propeller/prop-driven predator taking off, and suddenly you see a jet predator.
And why is it that the decepticons all die, when none of the autobots die? And you see so many damn humans dead.
[QUOTE=Robman8908;15766264]I loved it...
The only thing that bothered me is you only got face time with the Twins, Optimus, and Bumblebee really... And Starscream and Megatron... But that's like it... I wish there were more for all the other Autobots and Decepticons as well...
Oh well, The Twins were fucking awesome, lol.
"You a pussy, that's why! *high five*"[/QUOTE]
That was probably their funniest line.
Why don't you go try and find a tighter shirt?
There isn't one, we checked *knucks*
That movie was awesome. I want to go see it again.
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.
