[QUOTE=Slig army;15893872]Fuck you. I agreed with the things you said about the bad parts of the film. The picard was because Megan Fox is a fugly bitch.[/QUOTE]
here, take a rainbow. you might need it
[QUOTE=Rambo_6;15893926]here, take a rainbow rating. you might need it[/QUOTE]
Yes, yes, you're so very witty. Take a dumb, because you really need it.
And the aliasing in your avatar fails. Just a side note.
Megan Fox is freakin ugly!!! im a borderline retarded child who will never get laid because of my stupidly high standards!!!
[QUOTE=Rambo_6;15893969]Megan Fox is freakin ugly!!! im a borderline retarded child who will never get laid because of my stupidly high standards!!![/QUOTE]
Stop being a shitty troll. She has disgusting tattoos and is a total bitch IRL. Trust me, I know these things. Heh.
edit:B TW, Reported for Trolling, Noob. *Puts on Ray-Bans*
[QUOTE=Rambo_6;15893969]Megan Fox is freakin ugly!!! im a borderline retarded child who will never get laid because of my retardedly high standards!!![/QUOTE]
Just so you know, I'm not straight. I can say whatever the fuck I want about her, and I won't have high standards.
Also, if you think that Megan Fox's mass-produced celebrity face is pretty, then you really need to get out more.
with megan fox aside, there isnt much else worth watching in the movie though. the storyline is pretty much shit and the characters haven't improved at all (they've probably gotten worse since transofrmers 1)
[QUOTE=Slig army;15893949]
And the aliasing in your avatar fails. Just a side note.[/QUOTE]
You obviously don't know the pitfalls of the GIF format.
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yeah she's nothing special but she definitely isn't ugly by any means. she's fit and has a nice face/body. as long as i can't see her tattoos i'm happy. her tattoo isn't even that big so who literally cares
i saw this last week, why the fuck was it so long
This movie kicks so much ass
[QUOTE=SteveUK;15894053]You obviously don't know the pitfalls of the GIF format.[/QUOTE]
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All the haters didn't watch transformers every morning like I did
Did they use an F-111 bomber at the end of the film, because the USAF hasn't operated those since 1998?
[QUOTE=J1tterslug;15896768]Did they use an F-111 bomber at the end of the film, because the USAF hasn't operated those since 1998?[/QUOTE]
You mean a B-1 Bomber, which is actually frequently used? It's the B-2 that is overrated.
They should have called it "Revenge of Optimus Prime". I don't think they could have made him anymore badass if they tried.
[QUOTE=Colt Fan;15897617]They should have called it "Revenge of Optimus Prime". I don't think they could have made him anymore badass if they tried.[/QUOTE]
If he shot fucking laser beams out of his eyes.
Don't know if I'm alone here, but have professional critics and reviewers really gone hardcore against this movie?
I know its not brilliant by a long shot and was never expected to be acclaimed, but a lot of reviewers seem to be ragging on it for reasons that they didn't care about during the first movie.
A lot of people complained about the fight scenes, but they were a lot harder to understand in the first movie. Theres complaints about the amount of humour, swearing and love story segues in this film but they were also very much in the first film.
This movie was absolute shit.
Especially those two twin stereotypes. I wanted them to die the second they appeared, and the movie taunted me by faking one of their deaths.
The animation was impressive. That's about it.
Also, how can a movie about giant robots kicking eachothers' asses be so damn boring?
I saw the first one. Haven't seen this one yet, plan on it. I don't expect to be dissapointed.
Don't go to transformers expecting a moving storyline, or good acting. Otherwise it's a decent movie that's worth seeing.
Seriously though the storyline was shit, it was full of cliches, plot holes and the acting was sub-par. It's very campy and impossible to take seriously
But there's some good action, it was pretty funny, the CGI and effects are great and Megan Fox has some nice tits so I don't regret seeing it. Although I don't think I'd spend more money watching it again.
[QUOTE=Talat112;15897827]
Also, how can a movie about giant robots kicking each others' asses be so damn boring?[/QUOTE]
QFT,
Just saw the movie the 2nd time in an IMAX theatre. It was pretty cool except the camera couldn't stand still for 1 second so it was blurry as hell. I have to admit it was epic when they did huge shots, like in the Old Robot lifted all the tanks and artillery and crushed them all. And I wish when people made an action movie they stuck with just action and not try and add some romance/comedy bullshit. Yeah Megan Fox is hot, but I wanna see robots blowing the fuck out of each other, not some totally cliche scene with her and Shia LeBuffe. Overall it was a waste of money.
The place where the Temple of the Primes was was in Petra, where they shot part of an Indiana Jones movie, and I went there last December :buddy:
Anywho, there was a ship nearby because the "Sword's Tip" or whatever (been a while since I saw the movie) is the tip of the Red Sea, and there was a ship there because I guess they needed all the firepower they could muster to defeat the Decepticons.
Also, The Fallen isn't the only one who could teleport, if you payed any attention, Jetfire could also teleport, tho his is much less stable
I think Wheelie was humping Megan's leg because he didn't want his other eye torched.
Plus I noticed all the people who failed to notice the plot which was actually there probably because they were too busy staring at Megan Fox's tits/ass.
Long post is long, I liked the movie, there was badass CGI and explosions, can't wait for the third one.
I don't get the love over it because it's a stupid action movie
If your logic is "Well yeah it's a dumb movie but you indulge in the awesome, mindless action!"
But I heard the action scenes are awful and not enjoyable SO
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Oh look, Rotten Tomatoes: 20, Metacritic: 35.
Rolling Stone gave it a 0. You could not make me see this movie it is a waste of my time and money.
I agree with that guy ^
[QUOTE=Rusty100;15899310]I don't get the love over it because it's a stupid action movie
If your logic is "Well yeah it's a dumb movie but you indulge in the awesome, mindless action!"
But I heard the action scenes are awful and not enjoyable SO
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Oh look, Rotten Tomatoes: 20, Metacritic: 35.
Rolling Stone gave it a 0. You could not make me see this movie it is a waste of my time and money.[/QUOTE]
See it and form your own opinion about it.
-woops-
[QUOTE=-Ben_Wolfe-;15899482]See it and form your own opinion about it.[/QUOTE]
I've seen the first one and it was one of the worst films i've ever seen, does that help
Ok, I've seen a ton of hate for this movie from various sources.
This is my opinion:
If you're a die-hard Transformers fan (or atleast followed some of the old anime series), you'll love this one. I watched almost the entire anime series in the 90's, most of it was repeat telecast of episodes from the 80's. I used to watch it everyday and instantly became a fan. I loved the first movie and now I loved this one too.
People who watch it just for the "coolness-factor" attached to it and the whole "Explosions + Megan Fox = Great Movie" theory will obviously hate it. To them, its just giant robots knocking each others heads' off while a lame plot goes on.
Before criticizing, just think for a bit. Its not too easy to come up with a good plot for a sequel. The first movie did fantastically at the box office, and writing a follow-up script for a story like that is hard. I'd say this is a great sequel. I'm not saying its the best plot ever written, but its a GOOD SEQUEL.
**SPOILER**
Transformers fans will also love the Jetfire cameo and the little details from the series.
**SPOILER**
All in all, if you were never a Transformers fan and are just planning to watch the movie for the sake of watching it, don't bother at all. You'll waste your own time and money. You won't like it.
I know this plot has nothing to do with the original Transformers series, but if you grew up watching those cartoon days of Transformers, this is one treaty feast.
[QUOTE=Backfall;15899563]Ok, I've seen a ton of hate for this movie from various sources.
This is my opinion:
If you're a die-hard Transformers fan (or atleast followed some of the old anime series), you'll [B]fucking hate[/B] this one. I watched almost the entire anime series in the 90's, most of it was repeat telecast of episodes from the 80's. I used to watch it everyday and instantly became a fan. I loved the first movie and now I loved this one too.
People who watch it just for the "coolness-factor" attached to it and the whole "Explosions + Megan Fox = Great Movie" theory will obviously [B]fucking love[/B] it. To them, its just giant robots knocking each others heads' off while a lame plot goes on.
Before criticizing, just think for a bit. Its not too easy to come up with a good plot for a sequel. The first movie did fantastically at the box office, and writing a follow-up script for a story like that is hard. I'd say this is a great sequel. I'm not saying its the best plot ever written, but its a [B]SHITTY[/B] SEQUEL.
**SPOILER**
Transformers fans will also love the Jetfire cameo and the little details from the series.
**SPOILER**
All in all, if you were never a Transformers fan and are just planning to watch the movie for the sake of watching it, don't bother at all. You'll waste your own time and money. You won't like it.
I know this plot has nothing to do with the original Transformers series, but if you grew up watching those cartoon days of Transformers, this is one treaty feast.[/QUOTE]
Fixed.
Related.
[url]http://www.spoonyexperiment.com/2009/06/25/transformers-revenge-of-the-fallen-review/[/url]
I thought most people went to see Transformers for robots beating the shit out of each other, not storyline.
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