[QUOTE=Llivavin;15734464]Third movie = Primus and Unicron.
It's pretty much what they are down to left.[/QUOTE]
And yet no doubt they'll find a way to keep 99.9999999% (repeating of course) of the movie stuck right here on boring old Earth.
It'll probably end up being Fantastic Transformers 3 : Rise of the Unicron Surfer.
All I have to say is Old man ass and shrivelled package on a 40 foot screen.
Sums up the whole movie, what a piece of shit.
[QUOTE=Godzillarr;15734379]I enjoyed it.
One thing though.. Did anyone notice the autobot who [sp]combined Optimus Prime with Jetfires parts[/sp]? He wasn't in the movie until that scene..[/QUOTE]
He was in the movie, it was the [sp] Old deceptacon-turned-to-autobot jet thing they found at the museum[/sp]
[QUOTE=Peluri;15703902]anorexic slut with more plastic michael jackson
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f9/Walter_Yeo_skin_graft.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
On the right looks like something out of bioshock
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;15732726]There are two small cars (twins) who speak in Ghetto Slang, have a gold tooth, admit they are illiterate, and fight all the time.[/QUOTE]
I think its the people calling it 'racist' who are being racist. They're the ones who are associating speaking in ghetto slang and being illiterate as qualities of an ethnic minority.
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[QUOTE=Godzillarr;15734379]I enjoyed it.
One thing though.. Did anyone notice the autobot who [sp]combined Optimus Prime with Jetfires parts[/sp]? He wasn't in the movie until that scene..[/QUOTE]
That was the blue one called Volt. You see him in the hanger disguised as some electric car general motors wanted to promote last minute, so you only see him fighting in the background and doing that scene you mentioned.
I noticed the Union Flag was upside down when the dead soldiers were being taken off the plane. GJ bay
Hated it. Too long, shite story, couldn't see the robot fights (just a blur of metal), not funny (those two new robots were annoying as fuck), and not enough autobots. 3/10 from me.
[sp]What the hell is with that part where Sam dies, then these robots talk to him then he comes back to life?[/sp]
Seriously, that made no sense. It's the stupidest explanation for a Dues Ex Machina I've ever seen in a movie.
I would find it awesome if the next movie is when Starscream finally snaps and tries to overthrow Megatron.
[QUOTE=angrytsuzuki;15721654]Thank you!
No one I know agrees with me that she really isn't that good looking. [B]She always has the same damn expression on her face: confused with mouth open.[/B]
There are plenty of other women that are much more beautiful, and actually know how to act...[/QUOTE]
YES! That's what I tell everyone, that and she has giant whore lips. I'll admit her body is nice, but the face DOES matter, and it completely ruins everything else.
Oh and I saw the movie, it was okay but yeah incredibly dumb. Almost all the jokes were horrible, the deux ex machina at the end was lame, and that [sp] super sucking vacuum trap giant mecha-combo decepticon [/sp] was way too easy to beat.
On the plus side, most all the other action scenes were nice, and the CGI was admittedly amazing.
Who cares about the transformers.......... megan fox[img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-flashfap.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=dark_console;15735334]On the right looks like something out of bioshock[/QUOTE]
goddamn splicers
[QUOTE=JesterUK;15737586]goddamn splicers[/QUOTE]
Would you kindly go watch Transformers 2?
[url]http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/escape-to-the-movies/797-Transformers-Revenge[/url]
I believe my work here is done.
I was staring at Megan Fox and that hot Decepticon chick the entire time.
Oh and the military parts at the end were hilarious.
"Sam needs our help! He's in Egypt!"
[i]30 minute trip from Eastern US to Egypt[/i]
"Holy crap we can't kill them all, call reinforcements!"
[i]Tanks and soldiers appear out of the Egyptian desert, as well as Jordanians, who I'm pretty sure aren't on friendly terms with the U.S.[/i]
And when the commander guy continuously called the Army guys (they were wearing ACU) Marines.
Other than that, it did keep me entertained.
[QUOTE=janky;15737804]I was staring at Megan Fox and that hot Decepticon chick the entire time.
Oh and the military parts at the end were hilarious.
"Sam needs our help! He's in Egypt!"
[i]30 minute trip from Eastern US to Egypt[/i]
"Holy crap we can't kill them all, call reinforcements!"
[i]Tanks and soldiers appear out of the Egyptian desert, as well as Jordanians, who I'm pretty sure aren't on friendly terms with the U.S.[/i]
And when the commander guy continuously called the Army guys (they were wearing ACU) Marines.[/QUOTE]
You'd be surprised at how fast the Army is able to deploy.
But in actuality, Bay just has a fetish for the military (not that that is a bad thing for a movie like this.)
However, I would have found it more awesome if they used a fucking [sp]God Rod[/sp] instead of a [sp]Railgun[/sp].
Why the hell do you guys like it so much!
Shit plot, far too long. Battle scenes and general action and females were good but that's about it.
[QUOTE=pie_is_good;15736551][sp]What the hell is with that part where Sam dies, then these robots talk to him then he comes back to life?[/sp]
Seriously, that made no sense. It's the stupidest explanation for a Dues Ex Machina I've ever seen in a movie.[/QUOTE]
[sp]He had the matrix of leadership, those where the primes that protected it and sacrificed themselves to save it, it was said that the matrix has special energy's, so i don't see why it couldn't have revived him.[/sp]
[QUOTE=Sobek-;15734684]And yet no doubt they'll find a way to keep 99.9999999% (repeating of course) of the movie stuck right here on boring old Earth.
It'll probably end up being Fantastic Transformers 3 : Rise of the Unicron Surfer.[/QUOTE]
Maybe if we're lucky, they'll make Unicron a giant space cloud!
Unicron will be destroyed by a rail gun too, wanna bet?
Oh oh wait no, Unicron won't show up till the end, where he gets pwned by Optimus Prime in one punch that lasts 3 seconds...
Srsly, The Fallen is in the title and all and he can take less of a beating than Megatron. HE HAD LIKE... 3 seconds of a fight? wat
Does anyone know what scene that Shia nearly lost sight in one eye? from a prop hitting him?
[QUOTE=D3vils Buddy;15740304]Does anyone know what scene that Shia nearly lost sight in one eye? from a prop hitting him?[/QUOTE]
I would bet it had something to do with the uber-tongue.
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[QUOTE=Kendra;15740177]Unicron will be destroyed by a rail gun too, wanna bet?
Oh oh wait no, Unicron won't show up till the end, where he gets pwned by Optimus Prime in one punch that lasts 3 seconds...
Srsly, The Fallen is in the title and all and he can take less of a beating than Megatron. HE HAD LIKE... 3 seconds of a fight? wat[/QUOTE]
Only logical assumption: The Fallen, for what he's worth, is just a decepticon that is immune to the attacks of non-primes, he's very vulnerable to attacks by primes (especially specially outfitted ones.)
This movie was wayyyyyyy to long
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;15741049]I would bet it had something to do with the uber-tongue.
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Only logical assumption: The Fallen, for what he's worth, is just a decepticon that is immune to the attacks of non-primes, he's very vulnerable to attacks by primes (especially specially outfitted ones.)[/QUOTE]
[sp]yeah optimus got upgraded by the old guy, fucking sweet.[/sp]
Well, at the end of the movie (the big fight scene), I thought: How much billion dollar did they spent on the explosions?
And the movie was quite "too fast": Too much moving shit on a transformer which makes it easy to lose him during a fight. Especially this "whirlpool"-guy in the end-scene (the one who got shot by the railgun) had so much moving parts on it, my eyes started whirling too.
Well, anyway: I never have seen any transformers movie before. Besides the critics above, the movie was not bad. I wouldn't really recommend it to others - But for fans, it is definitely what they want.
[QUOTE=Godzillarr;15734379]I enjoyed it.
One thing though.. Did anyone notice the autobot who [sp]combined Optimus Prime with Jetfires parts[/sp]? He wasn't in the movie until that scene..[/QUOTE]
[img]http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/6242/1246000768997.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=aVoN;15741466]Well, at the end of the movie (the big fight scene), I thought: How much billion dollar did they spent on the explosions?[/QUOTE]
Bay gets free shots of all hardware and munitions so long as it was originally used in a combat exercise.
Knowing that, it's a lot harder to see the battle scenes as anything other than several test shots of military hardware at White Sands and a bunch of CGI in a prop village.
Still looks awesome, but you can kinda tell most of the military stuff is just kinda on it's own when it fires.
Whoop, no automerge.
Just was at the cinema. The movie is... Meh. I am a huge fan of those action movies. They had a load of kickass scenes. And those soundeffects were amazing. But some scenes like... He was in robo-heaven? But overall i'd give it a 7/10
The 1st one is way better.
is it really that hard to search
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