Is it just me, or does the super-bad decepticon (the one seen in the beginning of the movie/decepticon leader) sound just like a vortigant from half-life? I couldn't stop thinking about it.
The film was awesome, just saw it, it was one of those rare films that was better the then the made one b4 it.
Also Megan Fox.:jerkbag:
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[QUOTE=MiX-A;15742959]The 1st one is way better.[/QUOTE]
You havent seen it.
[B]This movie is utter shit.[/B]
But saying just this will probably make a bunch of people upset, and I'll end up with a little 'dumb' box under my post with a gigantic number behind it. So let me explain. (spoilers from now on)
First of all, the humour. What the hell, why did they put all that shit in. The little Decepticon that was humping Megan Fox' (Fox's? Foxes?) is probably the thing that everybody is thinking of right now. But it goes beyond 'just not funny'. It's one of the worst scenes in movie history, it doesn't fit in at all. And the thing he said about Megan being hot earlier in the movie didn't really help. Not only are those jokes utter shit, they don't make any sense. Why the hell is that decepticon into human women?
Then ofcourse the 'testicles' joke. “Which one” you ask? Yes there were several and I think that explains the shitty humour of this film all by itself, no further explanation needed. But you asked for it... The twin autobots should've been completely let out or given proper personalities. They were just stupid. And then there's begin about the goddamn parents. Since when does weed instantly make you high in a completely retarded way? It takes like 30 minutes to take effect and makes you slow, not jump around. Guess mr. Bay always was a good boy and doesn't know. But what the fuck I'm not going on about the awful jokes anymore you get the point. On to more annoying flaws of the storyline etc. Oh man the storyline...
That evil Prime fellow, I don't even remember his name he was such a retard, is such an idiot. Well he isn't actually, Michael Bay is. Anyway, he spent two movies on something as easy as grabbing a key and chopping off the top of a pyramid (we'll get there) and blowing up the sun. Why did he have to revive Megatron on the first film, it had no use. But he got killed so evilPrime you should know better now. NO, let's revive him again although he has no use in the story. Why the hell couldn't evilPrime just get the Matrix key himself (in the first movie for all that matters) and blow up the sun. Since that's what he wanted all along. Why take such a rediculous long road through two movies? Oh that's right, mr. Bay wants money.
Anyway, there were so many moments in the film that made me think about how stupid the writers must've been. For example, the scene where the bigass robot climbs on the pyramid. The sector7 guy makes a call to a US ship that HAPPENS to be nearby (in fucking EGYPT) which he HAPPENS to have the radio frequencies to which HAPPENS to have a gigantic top secret laser on it Then the captain, who's a dumb fuck, responds to a complete stranger asking to fire the laser to some vague coordinates positively and could've just blown up the pyramid for all he knew. What an idiot. And then, what bugged me the most, why couldn't he just fire that laser again at evilPrime when he was at the top of the pyramid? Maybe it wouldn't have killed him (only goodPrime can do that) but it might've knocked his ass off that pyramid which would buy the good guys some time. What the hell writers, how stupid are you. Hold on though, I'm not done with this scene yet.
EvilPrime climbs onto the pyramid with a huge headstart but... isn't firing the sun-destroying laser? “Why is that” everybody in the theater is thinking. Oh he explains it, “it's almost ready”... Oh my god.
Oh,
my,
GOD!
[B]THAT LASER HAS BEEN IN THE GODDAMN PYRAMID FOR 1308 BILLION YEARS AND IT STILL NEEDS TIME TO CHARGE OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT DOES?! [U]WHAT?![/U][/B]
Goddamn it I hate this film. There's so much more wrong with it, I just described one scene in this last part here and it has so many flaws. If you've seen it I can't help you anymore, if you haven't seen it you probably didn't read this because of the spoilers but seriously don't waste your money on this shit.
Now let me puke some Allspark shards (that fall through floors and metal but not through shirts and wooden tables...) Sorry, I'll really stop now.
I can never take that guy seriously, not after watching Even Stevens....
[QUOTE=strider;15744500][B]This movie is utter shit.[/B]
But saying just this will probably make a bunch of people upset, and I'll end up with a little 'dumb' box under my post with a gigantic number behind it. So let me explain. (spoilers from now on)
First of all, the humour. What the hell, why did they put all that shit in. The little Decepticon that was humping Megan Fox' (Fox's? Foxes?) is probably the thing that everybody is thinking of right now. But it goes beyond 'just not funny'. It's one of the worst scenes in movie history, it doesn't fit in at all. And the thing he said about Megan being hot earlier in the movie didn't really help. Not only are those jokes utter shit, they don't make any sense. Why the hell is that decepticon into human women?
Then ofcourse the 'testicles' joke. “Which one” you ask? Yes there were several and I think that explains the shitty humour of this film all by itself, no further explanation needed. But you asked for it... The twin autobots should've been completely let out or given proper personalities. They were just stupid. And then there's begin about the goddamn parents. Since when does weed instantly make you high in a completely retarded way? It takes like 30 minutes to take effect and makes you slow, not jump around. Guess mr. Bay always was a good boy and doesn't know. But what the fuck I'm not going on about the awful jokes anymore you get the point. On to more annoying flaws of the storyline etc. Oh man the storyline...
That evil Prime fellow, I don't even remember his name he was such a retard, is such an idiot. Well he isn't actually, Michael Bay is. Anyway, he spent two movies on something as easy as grabbing a key and chopping off the top of a pyramid (we'll get there) and blowing up the sun. Why did he have to revive Megatron on the first film, it had no use. But he got killed so evilPrime you should know better now. NO, let's revive him again although he has no use in the story. Why the hell couldn't evilPrime just get the Matrix key himself (in the first movie for all that matters) and blow up the sun. Since that's what he wanted all along. Why take such a rediculous long road through two movies? Oh that's right, mr. Bay wants money.
Anyway, there were so many moments in the film that made me think about how stupid the writers must've been. For example, the scene where the bigass robot climbs on the pyramid. The sector7 guy makes a call to a US ship that HAPPENS to be nearby (in fucking EGYPT) which he HAPPENS to have the radio frequencies to which HAPPENS to have a gigantic top secret laser on it Then the captain, who's a dumb fuck, responds to a complete stranger asking to fire the laser to some vague coordinates positively and could've just blown up the pyramid for all he knew. What an idiot. And then, what bugged me the most, why couldn't he just fire that laser again at evilPrime when he was at the top of the pyramid? Maybe it wouldn't have killed him (only goodPrime can do that) but it might've knocked his ass off that pyramid which would buy the good guys some time. What the hell writers, how stupid are you. Hold on though, I'm not done with this scene yet.
EvilPrime climbs onto the pyramid with a huge headstart but... isn't firing the sun-destroying laser? “Why is that” everybody in the theater is thinking. Oh he explains it, “it's almost ready”... Oh my god.
Oh,
my,
GOD!
[B]THAT LASER HAS BEEN IN THE GODDAMN PYRAMID FOR 1308 BILLION YEARS AND IT STILL NEEDS TIME TO CHARGE OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT DOES?! [U]WHAT?![/U][/B]
Goddamn it I hate this film. There's so much more wrong with it, I just described one scene in this last part here and it has so many flaws. If you've seen it I can't help you anymore, if you haven't seen it you probably didn't read this because of the spoilers but seriously don't waste your money on this shit.
Now let me puke some Allspark shards (that fall through floors and metal but not through shirts and wooden tables...) Sorry, I'll really stop now.[/QUOTE]
SEems like someone didn't understand the [B]PLOT.[/B]
It needed to charge up then because it didn't have the damn power source.
Went at the midnight showing with some freinds, TWAS BADASS
Saw it last night. It's alright. The fight's are cooler and shit, but other than that it's pretty much the same as the first movie. Had a lot of dumb ass scenes too, and Megan Fox is a slut.
I saw it last night. It was pretty awful. The special effects were alright, I suppose. And, Megan Fox was hot, but I hate Shia LeDouche so much! [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-argh.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=strider;15744500]I'm whining and bitching like a spoiled bastard-child[/QUOTE]
[b]PLOT[/b]
Have you ever seen the cartoons? Wait, I guess not. There are 5 movies slated for release, two of which have been completed. Now, like the cartoons, the story is going to get dragged on, and won't get a generic end: "Good guys and bad guys meet for the first time, big fight, bad guys lose, the day is saved." Hold on...
Please, just watch the show, or read up the story, at least. I do not have the patience to type up a wall of text for somebody who's just going to whine and moan.
[QUOTE=Xenocidebot;15741561][img]http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/6242/1246000768997.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
what the fuck?
[QUOTE=TAU!;15745746][b]PLOT[/b]
Have you ever seen the cartoons? Wait, I guess not. There are 5 movies slated for release, two of which have been completed. Now, like the cartoons, the story is going to get dragged on, and won't get a generic end: "Good guys and bad guys meet for the first time, big fight, bad guys lose, the day is saved." Hold on...
Please, just watch the show, or read up the story, at least. I do not have the patience to type up a wall of text for somebody who's just going to whine and moan.[/QUOTE]
You are chastising someone for not understanding the plot of a toy commercial. Conglaturation.
I was insanely disappointed by the lewd and idiotic humor they tried to portray. I mean, honestly... All of it combined must have taken up a good half hour of the movie.
=/ I liked the parts with the robots though..
I am strangely aroused by the idea of a robot humping Meagan Fox. I don't even want to know what the fuck that implies.
[QUOTE=Lol wut?;15745837]what the fuck?[/QUOTE]
That's Jolt, a last minute addition to the film when Bay realized he needed another medic bot.
[QUOTE=Mr. Mcguffin;15745853]You are chastising someone for not understanding the plot of a toy commercial. Conglaturation.[/QUOTE]
It's not a toy commercial.
it's a fucking movie.
[QUOTE=PS360;15745875]It's not a toy commercial.
it's a fucking movie.[/QUOTE]
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I hope someone makes a Beasties movie.
[QUOTE=Xenocidebot;15741561][img]http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/6242/1246000768997.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
That's what I thought. :v:
Finally saw it (actually saw it on thursday but shhh)
Twins were fucking hilarious even if it was bad humor. and THAT GIRL IS A SPAH!
I love it when robots somehow take on racial stereotypes, too.
[QUOTE=strider;15744500][B]THAT LASER HAS BEEN IN THE GODDAMN PYRAMID FOR 1308 BILLION YEARS AND IT STILL NEEDS TIME TO CHARGE OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT DOES?! [U]WHAT?![/U][/B][/QUOTE]
Hey genius, that shit has been deactivated for years like you said, it could only be activated with the matrix OF COURSE IT NEEDS TO BE FUCKING CHARGED UP, IT'S BEEN DEACTIVATED FOR THOUSANDS OF FUCKING YEARS ON TOP OF THAT IT WAS LOCKED IN A PYRAMID WITH NO ENERGY SOURCE.
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[QUOTE=DualReaverV2;15746131]I love it when robots somehow take on racial stereotypes, too.[/QUOTE]
Don't you remember, they get their personalities from the world wide web and radio. That's how jazz was all gangsta and shit, and he died at the end (Transformers 1) :(
[QUOTE=gbtygfvyg;15746155]Hey genius, that shit has been deactivated for years like you said, it could only be activated with the matrix OF COURSE IT NEEDS TO BE FUCKING CHARGED UP, IT'S BEEN DEACTIVATED FOR THOUSANDS OF FUCKING YEARS ON TOP OF THAT IT WAS LOCKED IN A PYRAMID WITH NO ENERGY SOURCE.
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Don't you remember, they get their personalities from the world wide web and radio. That's how jazz was all gangsta and shit, and he died at the end (Transformers 1) :([/QUOTE]
Do they? I've never seen the first movie, and I've only watched Beasties. lol
[QUOTE=DualReaverV2;15746174]Do they? I've never seen the first movie, and I've only watched Beasties. lol[/QUOTE]
Imagine a Beast Wars movie (directed by someone else)
Shit'd be fuckin' awesome. No human bullshit.
God Megan Fox is fine.
[QUOTE=Soulbrother;15746378]God Megan Fox is fine.[/QUOTE]
When she first came on screen, just about every guy in the theater went "aweeee" lol
question
when sam has a brain spasm and goes crazy in his college class,
the teacher that tells him off; is that ben gibbard from death cab?
[QUOTE=DualReaverV2;15746396]When she first came on screen, just about every guy in the theater went "aweeee" lol[/QUOTE]
My pants went "aweeee"
[QUOTE=Jessesmith11;15746450]question
when sam has a brain spasm and goes crazy in his college class,
the teacher that tells him off; is that ben gibbard from death cab?[/QUOTE]
I believe it was Rainn Wilson from The Office. (AKA Dwight)
[QUOTE=Jessesmith11;15746450]question
when sam has a brain spasm and goes crazy in his college class,
the teacher that tells him off; is that ben gibbard from death cab?[/QUOTE]
IMDB says it isn't.
[QUOTE=DualReaverV2;15746469]IMDB says it isn't.[/QUOTE]
i looked; didn't find the character title.
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goddamn it i think it's rainn - they look the sammeeeee
[QUOTE=Jessesmith11;15746494]i looked; didn't find the character title.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0933988/[/url] ?
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