How to accept mediocrity, a guide by a facepuncher for facepunchers - General

[QUOTE=yawmwen;27539599]really[/QUOTE] Unable to decipher whether or not your post is utilizing sarcasm, I'm going to answer with "Yes" - it's delivered by Mr. Roy Hodgson, former manager of Liverpool F.C - created by a fan.

[QUOTE=Captain Frisbee;27539637]Unable to decipher whether or not your post is utilizing sarcasm, I'm going to answer with "Yes" - it's delivered by Mr. Roy Hodgson, former manager of Liverpool F.C - created by a fan.[/QUOTE] really

Accept mediocrity, don't give a fuck

I followed this guide [img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DfmnlyThJfM/TNZn_DWCOtI/AAAAAAAAAtE/lYl9gEGJ0sE/s1600/I-DONT-GIVE-A-DAM.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Asmaedus;27539355]I have lived by OP's advice my whole life. Until about 6 months ago. Now I'm pulling in 45,000 USD a year at 17. Read into that what you will.[/QUOTE] Do explan...

But how can anyone here accept mediocrity, when none of us are mediocre?

yeah fuck expanding into space its too much effort yeah fuck fixing the economy its too much effort yeah fuck going to hospital its too much effort

I'm not listening to you, I already know how to deal with shit like this, and its none of the above.

[b]NEVER[/b] accept mediocrity. You'll never go anywhere in life if you don't push the boundaries and strive to go beyond the rest!

I don't accept mediocrity. OP sounds like the lazy motherfucker who doesn't get anything done therefore gets fired for it. "It takes too much effort!" Bull fucking shit. Everything requires effort.

[QUOTE=Haxxer;27539431]He's basically saying "hey guys skip school because you have to work for your grades, its not worth it"[/QUOTE] You are so oblivious that I can't even believe it. What are you, a robot? Do the ideas of sarcasm and satire not compute? [editline]20th January 2011[/editline] God you people are just impossible.

"I'm feeling hungry, I'll go have something to eat... On second thought :effort:"

[QUOTE=Mr. Scorpio;27540188]You are so oblivious that I can't even believe it. What are you, a robot? Do the ideas of sarcasm and satire not compute? [editline]20th January 2011[/editline] God you people are just impossible.[/QUOTE] ahahaha mr.scorpio ur ruining the hilarity

im already not wanting anything, its kind of like saying fuck you to society.

I'm rating OP winner because obviously you sad shallow cunts lack a sense of humor

Shittiest guide I've ever read ever

Lao Tzu beat you to this long ago! The highest good is not to seek to do good, but allow yourself to become it. The ordinary person seeks to do good things, and finds that they can not do them continually. I'm sure I can find much better extracts about it but I looking that hard wouldn't really be in the spirit of the event.

[QUOTE=Michael95;27540288]im already not wanting anything, its kind of like saying fuck you to society.[/QUOTE] Such a rebel! Fuck the poleece!

Really, it took 40 posts until someone who actually understands this is a joke to post? I mean this joke is just so fucking obvious.

[QUOTE=Haxxer;27539361]How about no If you want something, you have to fight for it[/QUOTE] No you have to have connections that's how the world works.

Things most people regard as success are probably more easily achieved by fiddling the system and luck, just as much - if not more - than effort.

Sarcasm and the internet do not work very well together mr. yawmwen

It actually blows my mind that the sarcasm escapes some people, if I'm honest, haha.

Hell, i figure i might as well try to change my fate while i'm still able to. I've got one opportunity to break this endless repetition i've fallen into, and i might as well take it or die trying. I refuse to fall into the abyss of mediocrity. In short, i've got a war against destiny (pardon the 19xx reference) to fight. Either way, i've really got nothing to lose.

I just don't care. I genuinely don't care about my grades or my status or my appearance or where I am in life. I don't care about getting a good job or a nice house or a family. I just don't care. It's not because I think it's too much effort. It's not that I'm socially inept. It's not that I'm afraid of going after the things I want. It's that I never wanted some things in the first place, and while some things would be nice, my life is just as good without them as it could be with them. Surely just not giving a damn is a legitimate reason to not wanting to excel above everyone else?

I do this only for materialistic aspects of my life: last christmas my parents asked me what I wanted and I just couldn't think of anything. It saves me lots of money

[QUOTE=MachiniOs;27541038]No you have to have connections that's how the world works.[/QUOTE] And fighting for it is getting the connections.

I'm most likely never going to be a famous photographer, or even be good enougth at it to. But that isn't gonna stop me going to uni and trying my best to get as close to where I want to be as a I can. Sort it out OP

Oh god people need to re-read the OP's post in a more satiric tone.

Revenge is for the weak. And I don't accept mediocrity, I get over it and stop being a retard.