How to accept mediocrity, a guide by a facepuncher for facepunchers

[ZeroMinus]

[QUOTE=Asmaedus;27539355]I have lived by OP's advice my whole life. Until about 6 months ago.

Now I'm pulling in 45,000 USD a year at 17. Read into that what you will.[/QUOTE]

Meh the equivalent 110,000 USD a year at 21 is better than job :v:

[bulletshield]

In a way OP is kind of artistic. Like the writing style keep it up.

[hgncommand]

Do the opposite of this guide, and you'll be a winner.

[yawmwen]

[QUOTE=mrkaki;27541030]Really, it took 40 posts until someone who actually understands this is a joke to post?
I mean this joke is just so fucking obvious.[/QUOTE]

I can't tell if this it is the work of a good satirist or a bad one when people actually believe you are being serious.

[QUOTE=bulletshield;27541992]In a way OP is kind of artistic. Like the writing style keep it up.[/QUOTE]

Thank you, I'm glad you like it.

[Ragamuffin..]

[QUOTE=Haxxer;27540118]yeah fuck expanding into space its too much effort

yeah fuck fixing the economy its too much effort

yeah fuck going to hospital its too much effort[/QUOTE]

its a parody thread genious.

[Mister Sandman]

[QUOTE=mrkaki;27541030]Really, it took 40 posts until someone who actually understands this is a joke to post?
I mean this joke is just so fucking obvious.[/QUOTE]

it's a shitty joke

[NoPartyHats]

I tried your method and have gotten great results! Not only am I failing school, but my girlfriend dumped me too! Thanks man :buddy:

[Kontradaz]

"God, grant me the serenity
To accept the things I cannot change;
Courage to change the things I can;
And wisdom to know the difference. "

[kijji]

[QUOTE=Kontradaz;27547637]"God, grant me the serenity
To accept the things I cannot change;
Courage to change the things I can;
And wisdom to know the difference. "[/QUOTE]
But some thing that you [i]want[/i] to change, you can't, because they cannot be changed.

By the way, I heard this quote in GTAIV, with the Brian Meech guy random encounter. Anyone else?

[The mouse]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8BRbM52gpc[/media]

[Darkride196]

Never give up, Never back down. If you say you're going to do something, Do it. Even if people expect you to be an idiot, do the thing they would least expect. This will lead you to gain confidence.
It will honestly give you the balls to say fuck you too. Straight to another persons face.

[JohnnyMo]

Heresy grows from idleness.

[Kontradaz]

[QUOTE=AmericanInfantry;27548361]But some thing that you [i]want[/i] to change, you can't, because they cannot be changed.

By the way, I heard this quote in GTAIV, with the Brian Meech guy random encounter. Anyone else?[/QUOTE]

In that case, "Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change."

[FunkyHippo]

This is a very depressing thread. OP is depressed.

[comradeUSSR]

What a stupid idea, why accept you're a fucking loser while you can still fight to become a winner?

[FunkyHippo]

[QUOTE=cheezey;27549316]What a stupid idea, why accept you're a fucking loser while you can still fight to become a winner?[/QUOTE]

OP is depressed and doesn't know what he's talking about.

[Pace.]

Hey OP put this thread on your resume employers will love it

and yeah i know its a satire thread but still, shitty topic

[yawmwen]

[QUOTE=Pace.;27549432]Hey OP put this thread on your resume employers will love it

and yeah i know its a satire thread but still, shitty topic[/QUOTE]

thanks dawg(get it? your avatar is a dog!)

i can make shitty jokes as well as you can see

[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;27549184]This is a very depressing thread. OP is depressed.[/QUOTE]

lol

[gamefreek76]

Some people are too stupid to understand satire.

[jjsullivan]

Or accept what you can do and do it to the best of your ability!

Confucius Say!

[SomeRandomGuy18]

[QUOTE=Haxxer;27539512]So Bill Gates never went to Harvard University and Mark Zuckerberg never created Facebook in College?[/QUOTE]

They both dropped out

[Jaanus]

op has the worst advice ever

[Cl0cK]

Do not accept mediocrity, only accept perfection.

[PogPiglet]

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;27548686]Heresy grows from idleness.[/QUOTE]

lol massive warhammer quote

[yawmwen]

[QUOTE=Cl0cK;27553644]Do not accept mediocrity, only accept perfection.[/QUOTE]

In all seriousness neither way is a good way to go. If you only accept perfection you will never accept anything because nothing is perfect.

[Niko Bellic]

What a great guide to succeed in life.

[Euphorium]

Great guide, substandardness is the best standard to follow.

[Super_Poo]

Go get banned OP, this is stupid.

[yawmwen]

[QUOTE=Super_Poo;27559220]Go get banned OP, this is stupid.[/QUOTE]

You're a super poo, what do you know?

[Mingebox]

[QUOTE=Cl0cK;27553644]Do not accept mediocrity, only accept perfection.[/QUOTE]

I vill only akscept 100 percent efficiency! Any less is VERBOTEN!!