[QUOTE=The Ripper;20564554][img]http://yeinjee.com/discovery/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/toothpick-golden-gate-bridge.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
well played
:golfclap:
[QUOTE=leet;20564555]So it's non-existent?
Fuck rate me late please.[/QUOTE]
that's right, bitches
7 inches :3:
[QUOTE=w 1 z;20564579]well played
:golfclap:[/QUOTE]
I think I ninja'd you on that one.
[QUOTE=dvsilverwing;20564576]:golfclap: Well played.
[IMG]http://starbozz.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/longest-bridge-0041.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
90 degree dick curve
5" down, 8" up.
[QUOTE=The Ripper;20564554][IMG]http://yeinjee.com/discovery/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/toothpick-golden-gate-bridge.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Well played.
:golfclap:
I found a tape measure while I was hanging out with my girlfriend.
Jokingly, she said, "I hope this is long enough to measure your dick!" and we shared a laugh and tore my pants off.
To her delight the tape measure was indeed long enough to measure my penis. It was 6 inches.
[QUOTE=Urog;20564748]I found a tape measure while I was hanging out with my girlfriend.
Jokingly, she said, "I hope this is long enough to measure your dick!" and we shared a laugh and tore my pants off.
To her delight the tape measure was indeed long enough to measure my penis. It was 6 inches.[/QUOTE]
how long was her penis
[QUOTE=Waals Vander;20564777]how long was her penis[/QUOTE]
shorter than mine; so technically that makes me the man in this relationship :smug:
wait
to be completely honest it's like 5"
I don't really care, I know it's pretty small but I'm not gettin any so for now it doesn't matter. I'm not one of those guys that really delves into sexual relationships anyways (my last girlfriend kind of turned me away from sexual desires), so I'm content.
My dick is so big that if i spread it out on a keyboard, it would go from A to Z.
Wait, what?
i have a regular size penis
regular size penises are 1 cubic foot right?
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