• How I Kicked An Atheist's Ass
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There was no ass kicking; only babies crying.
[QUOTE=Revolutionary;21376709]wHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT PERFUMLYYYY![/QUOTE] Yo that FUCKER is always like omg PERF u should ban him even though i am an ARTS MODERATOR which MEANS that i MODERATE the ART sections of FACEPUNCH DOT COM.
[QUOTE=mr.crowbar;21376500]One day i was in my Biology class. this girl in front of me starts fighting with this kid about how Iron Man can blow up spider man to smithereens. Around her are a few ordinary penis drawers and anime lovers, nothing out of the ordinary. One day we got in a religious debate. Ironically. In biology class. At first shes just bitching about how shes a great drawer when her pictures look like keys next to a dasani water bottle. No shadows below them. Then my friend and I start talking about religion and its just a normal look at my way and ill look at yours conversation. Then the same girl butts in and starts acting like a know it all bitch saying shes atheist and she has a point too. Just unnecessary comments. Then the teacher gets involved and asks "if god created Earth. Who created God?". The girl starts shouting how shes been asking the same thing and then she starts shouting "I don't believe what i cant see! I don't believe what i cant see!". So of course some religious people start getting pissed around her and shes just acting like an asshole. (By the way I've been thinking of that since 7th grade. Here we are in 10th grade and she thinks shes like some philosophical goddess). Then she starts talking about how we should impeach Obama, giving no information why he should and why hes so EVIL. So we start talking about country music and why we think it sucks. She turns around real slow and says "you know you're saying that in front of a country girl right?". Now people of course are gonna drag it on and on and start saying country sucks! country sucks! All she can resort to at this point is kicking anyone that says country sucks. So I shout "EVERYONE SHES AN ATHEIST KICK HER!" Once again she turns around and says "really?..." So i say "well who created country!? I thought you don't believe what you cant see?" Then she say "well who created god?" then i say "I don't care. I'm agnostic"[/QUOTE] gj op down with athiests, nothing but scum
You are one of the most immature people i have heard of.
That interaction accomplished as much as bashing your head against a wall; bashing the wall sounds more fun however.
[QUOTE=Abstrakt;21376704]What does this have to do with the story? :confused:[/QUOTE] bet you got offended because you're a penis lover and anime drawer
This calls for a group hug
God isn't real
You were asking for it. If you cannot be respectful to her beliefs, then she cannot respect yours.
boohoo immature ppl lets be more immature by paying attention
I came in this thread expecting a physical encounter with an ignorant atheist. My expectations are unfulfilled.
[QUOTE=DOG-GY;21376684]Thanks I'm so glad we have the responsible adult around to put us in line![/QUOTE] I was talking about the OP and all those involved, but aight.
He got rated 24 boxes a minute. :golfclap:
Iron Man should win every single time. He's physically superior to Spider-Man in every way, excluding agility, and with Stark's upgrades, that gap has been narrowed down quite a bit. That's not even taking into consideration the various weapons and defensive systems the Iron Man armor possesses like setting off false positives to nullify Pete's spider sense entirely. Spidey would be able to dodge IM's attacks for awhile but it would be only a matter of time until he was hit by an effective shot because he's not able to disable Stark's suit with his current powers.
"how I became Unanimously hated on FP"
[QUOTE=BurningPride;21377029]He got rated 24 boxes a minute. :golfclap:[/QUOTE] its 28 now
[QUOTE=SnakeHead;21377014]I was talking about the OP and all those involved, but aight.[/QUOTE] My b :( sry
way for both of you to infringe on your religious rights
Oh yea, well this one time at band camp...
i honestly think this is the worst thread of 2010 so far. it is not an exaggeration in the least.
[QUOTE=Metanoia;21377103]i honestly think this is the worst thread of 2010 so far. it is not an exaggeration in the least.[/QUOTE] at least top 3 / 10
You sound to be an immature prick. Learn to be respectful of other peoples beliefs, and don't make threads about your day at school.
How to make a fucking shit thread 101
someone made fun of an atheist lets get him guys :mad:
[QUOTE=sYnced;21377030]Iron Man should win every single time. He's physically superior to Spider-Man in every way, excluding agility, and with Stark's upgrades, that gap has been narrowed down quite a bit. That's not even taking into consideration the various weapons and defensive systems the Iron Man armor possesses like setting off false positives to nullify Pete's spider sense entirely. Spidey would be able to dodge IM's attacks for awhile but it would be only a matter of time until he was hit by an effective shot because he's not able to disable Stark's suit with his current powers.[/QUOTE] I think it would depend on the environment, in a high-population density area it may be quite an even match, Spider-Man is good at using his environment to his advantage. Not to mention that buildings and other structures would offer cover and stealth protection from Iron Man's weaponry. Spider-Man can easily manipulate the area to conceal his position where Iron Man is extremely noticeable regardless of where he is. Also a lot of Stark's weaponry is null due to the fact that Spider-Man is essentially a fucking tank who can easily withstand some heavy weapon blows. But yeah, I'd put my money on Stark as well.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Misleading title. You didn't even win the "fight". You just shouted some random, childish gibberish that made you look challenged (how the fuck can you say you won an argument because you shouted "SHE'S AN ATHEIST KICK HER"?)
Man ur so cool, I wish I was as cool as u. [b]Edit:[/b] Joke.
Everything in your post is retarded. You, the people, everything. From this I can only assume that your retardation is contaminating everything within your post.
Sounds like someone has a crush. <3
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