• Pirates XXX
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Edited the OP, added screenshots. :q:
God this was a great mov-i mean porno, i mean movie. I cant tell the difference, it does everything for me.
Yar har har. Ahoy lads! We be watching us some Pirated Porn. I mean Pirate porn! Arrh! [editline]10:46PM[/editline] Next can we have some Ninja porn?
I have downloaded the entire dvd to my PC. It's pretty good actually though the plot and cgi is hilarious. oh yeah btw, by downloaded i mean from a movie downloading website legally so i bought it yeah
Oh darn, imageshack is removing my screenshots :frown:
My dad once downloaded this whilst looking for the actual Pirates of the Caribbean. WTF ensued.
what website does not censor, i can upload some stuff if u want to.
Downl.. I mean, going to the store to get it now
Women and seamen. A perfect combination. [editline]03:15PM[/editline] See what I did there?
When porn gets fucking awesome...
[QUOTE=ChestyMcGee;21054923]Women and seamen. A perfect combination. [editline]03:15PM[/editline] See what I did there?[/QUOTE] Keelhaul this guy.
Some scenes were funny, but most of the sex-scenes were awful. I'll stick to amateur.
They should leave "plot with porn" stuff to the Japanese. In the Realm of the Senses is actually a damn good movie, albeit one with a fair amount of hardcore sex (and a guy getting castrated) in it.
They should make a ninja porn next.
Ya'rrr :yarr:
when was the last time Porn had a plot? I think is was the 80's... [QUOTE=slinkman;21062679]They should make a ninja porn next.[/QUOTE] but ninjas are so quick and stealthy the sex scenes would end before they even began.
[QUOTE=Xenomoose;21063562] but ninjas are so quick and stealthy the sex scenes would end before they even began.[/QUOTE] Paradoxial shit
I am having a really hard time understanding that a movie with a budget and a [b]storyline[/b] like that can actually be a porn film...
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[QUOTE=TheIceman;21065404]I am having a really hard time understanding that a movie with a budget and a [B]storyline[/B] like that can actually be a porn film...[/QUOTE] I actually have a few ideas like that floating around... I'd be really cool to see them come true -which means, I'd have to convince the gf to let me film us having sex :v:-... Dunno about you guys, but too many amateur porn just doesn't quite do it for me... where are all those pornstars we all grew up [I]loving[/I]? :/ [editline]09:23PM[/editline] I'm terrible with names, but I'm talking about most female and male pornstars of the '90s
[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;21066494]I actually have a few ideas like that floating around... I'd be really cool to see them come true -which means, I'd have to convince the gf to let me film us having sex :v:-... Dunno about you guys, but too many amateur porn just doesn't quite do it for me... where are all those pornstars we all grew up [I]loving[/I]? :/ [editline]09:23PM[/editline] I'm terrible with names, but I'm talking about most female and male pornstars of the '90s[/QUOTE] they realized that having budgets for set pieces and (crappy) plots were a big waste of money when all the viewer wants to see are naked women. preferably in groups.
They had clips of it on xnxx awhile ago, :gizz: [B]EDIT:[/B]In fact they still do. :haw:
[QUOTE=Codename 47;21045200] I had the pleasure of watching it recently. And I must say, it was surprisingly good. Okay, I only got through about 2/3 [/QUOTE] I didn't know the film only lasted 6 minutes. :smug:
This was the best comedy I saw all year.
Looks like a porn parody of pirates of the carribian to me.
[QUOTE=Xenomoose;21066636]they realized that having budgets for set pieces and (crappy) plots were a big waste of money when all the viewer wants to see are naked women. preferably in groups.[/QUOTE] And also that pirates and amateurs are slaughtering their business... I mean, who even pays to see porn nowadays? 2 clicks and you're on Redtube watching clips for free :/
[QUOTE=Moreto;21067858]Looks like a porn parody of pirates of the carribian to me.[/QUOTE] :frog:
[img] http://www.celebrityclubber.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/Sort_of_want.jpg [/img]
years ago i remember watching a pirate themed lesbian porno it was on cinemax, and like they'd lure guy pirates into fucking them, and then kill them, and then eat eachother out interesting plot formula i know
[QUOTE=TheDKer;21054632]I have downloaded the entire dvd to my PC. It's pretty good actually though the plot and cgi is hilarious. oh yeah btw, by downloaded i mean from a movie downloading website legally so i bought it yeah[/QUOTE] Can you please send me a PM in which you disclose the website that you downloaded this movie from legally? I would like to purchase it legally as well.
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