God this was a great mov-i mean porno, i mean movie.
I cant tell the difference, it does everything for me.
Yar har har. Ahoy lads! We be watching us some Pirated Porn. I mean Pirate porn! Arrh!
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Next can we have some Ninja porn?
I have downloaded the entire dvd to my PC.
It's pretty good actually though the plot and cgi is hilarious.
oh yeah btw, by downloaded i mean from a movie downloading website legally
so i bought it yeah
Oh darn, imageshack is removing my screenshots :frown:
My dad once downloaded this whilst looking for the actual Pirates of the Caribbean.
WTF ensued.
what website does not censor, i can upload some stuff if u want to.
Downl.. I mean, going to the store to get it now
Women and seamen. A perfect combination.
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See what I did there?
When porn gets fucking awesome...
[QUOTE=ChestyMcGee;21054923]Women and seamen. A perfect combination.
[editline]03:15PM[/editline]
See what I did there?[/QUOTE]
Keelhaul this guy.
Some scenes were funny, but most of the sex-scenes were awful. I'll stick to amateur.
They should leave "plot with porn" stuff to the Japanese. In the Realm of the Senses is actually a damn good movie, albeit one with a fair amount of hardcore sex (and a guy getting castrated) in it.
They should make a ninja porn next.
Ya'rrr :yarr:
when was the last time Porn had a plot? I think is was the 80's...
[QUOTE=slinkman;21062679]They should make a ninja porn next.[/QUOTE]
but ninjas are so quick and stealthy the sex scenes would end before they even began.
[QUOTE=Xenomoose;21063562]
but ninjas are so quick and stealthy the sex scenes would end before they even began.[/QUOTE]
Paradoxial shit
I am having a really hard time understanding that a movie with a budget and a [b]storyline[/b] like that can actually be a porn film...
better than avatar
[QUOTE=TheIceman;21065404]I am having a really hard time understanding that a movie with a budget and a [B]storyline[/B] like that can actually be a porn film...[/QUOTE]
I actually have a few ideas like that floating around... I'd be really cool to see them come true -which means, I'd have to convince the gf to let me film us having sex :v:-...
Dunno about you guys, but too many amateur porn just doesn't quite do it for me... where are all those pornstars we all grew up [I]loving[/I]? :/
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I'm terrible with names, but I'm talking about most female and male pornstars of the '90s
[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;21066494]I actually have a few ideas like that floating around... I'd be really cool to see them come true -which means, I'd have to convince the gf to let me film us having sex :v:-...
Dunno about you guys, but too many amateur porn just doesn't quite do it for me... where are all those pornstars we all grew up [I]loving[/I]? :/
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I'm terrible with names, but I'm talking about most female and male pornstars of the '90s[/QUOTE]
they realized that having budgets for set pieces and (crappy) plots were a big waste of money when all the viewer wants to see are naked women. preferably in groups.
They had clips of it on xnxx awhile ago, :gizz:
[B]EDIT:[/B]In fact they still do. :haw:
[QUOTE=Codename 47;21045200]
I had the pleasure of watching it recently. And I must say, it was surprisingly good. Okay, I only got through about 2/3
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I didn't know the film only lasted 6 minutes. :smug:
This was the best comedy I saw all year.
Looks like a porn parody of pirates of the carribian to me.
[QUOTE=Xenomoose;21066636]they realized that having budgets for set pieces and (crappy) plots were a big waste of money when all the viewer wants to see are naked women. preferably in groups.[/QUOTE]
And also that pirates and amateurs are slaughtering their business... I mean, who even pays to see porn nowadays? 2 clicks and you're on Redtube watching clips for free :/
[QUOTE=Moreto;21067858]Looks like a porn parody of pirates of the carribian to me.[/QUOTE]
:frog:
years ago i remember watching a pirate themed lesbian porno
it was on cinemax, and like they'd lure guy pirates into fucking them, and then kill them, and then eat eachother out
interesting plot formula i know
[QUOTE=TheDKer;21054632]I have downloaded the entire dvd to my PC.
It's pretty good actually though the plot and cgi is hilarious.
oh yeah btw, by downloaded i mean from a movie downloading website legally
so i bought it yeah[/QUOTE]
Can you please send me a PM in which you disclose the website that you downloaded this movie from legally? I would like to purchase it legally as well.
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