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[QUOTE=soderholm13;29001718]Fight back against a group of 6 cunts
K[/QUOTE]
oh no theyre gonna swim him to death
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[QUOTE=GeneralSanchez;29001805]prin·ci·ple/ˈprinsəpəl/Noun
1. A fundamental truth or proposition that serves as the foundation for a system of belief or behavior or for a chain of reasoning.
2. A rule or belief governing one's personal behavior.
I don't think that will help much. Try the principal instead.[/QUOTE]
calm down nerd
[QUOTE=GeneralSanchez;29001805]prin·ci·ple/ˈprinsəpəl/Noun
1. A fundamental truth or proposition that serves as the foundation for a system of belief or behavior or for a chain of reasoning.
2. A rule or belief governing one's personal behavior.
I don't think that will help much. Try the principal instead.[/QUOTE]
pointing out a grammatical error isnt going to make your penis any longer, good try tho
get u.s amry intervention they do that shit rite?
also totally hire a bodyguard like in that shitty movie drilbit taylor
iirc there is a weapon in the bathroom of the police station that you can use against them, just waste yourself and pick it up and use it against them
One day when you're just really tired and they're bullying you just sucker punch the largest one of them in the jaw or another place that will floor him (no nut shots).
Guarantee they'll never fuck with you again and one of them will have to drink food out of a straw for 3 weeks.
Unite the tribes and go on the warpath against those 6 white men
[QUOTE=Chopstick;29001116]200 hours on steam? I couldn't even achieve that whilst I've been unemployed for 6 months.
Such a pushover if you let them take your stuff without even telling anyone else about it.[/QUOTE]
200 hours is nothing I have over 1000 on mw2 alone
[QUOTE=d_cover;29001745]Kick em in the balls :wink:[/QUOTE]
Exactly what not to do. Because now you're getting bullied [b]and[/b] a pussy.
[QUOTE=avergejoe;29001918]One day when you're just really tired and they're bullying you just sucker punch the largest one of them in the jaw or another place that will floor him (no nut shots).
Guarantee they'll never fuck with you again and one of them will have to drink food out of a straw for 3 weeks.[/QUOTE]
i dont think anybodys gonna be intimidated by punching the biggest guy on the waterpolo team out, good suggestion tho
[QUOTE=avergejoe;29001918]One day when you're just really tired and they're bullying you just sucker punch the largest one of them in the jaw or another place that will floor him (no nut shots).
Guarantee they'll never fuck with you again and one of them will have to drink food out of a straw for 3 weeks.[/QUOTE]
Then the punch that was guaranteed to floor him doesn't pan out so well and they all beat him to shit
[QUOTE=The Mighty Boatman;29001948]i dont think anybodys gonna be intimidated by punching the biggest guy on the waterpolo team out, good suggestion tho[/QUOTE]
What about if he breaks his jaw or knocks him out?
Get ripped, beat the living christ out of them, get bitches
I have a full-proof solution on how to stop bullying.
1. Get a knife, some chalk and a female Christian virgin (Tell her you need help understanding Christ, knock her out, and tie her up)
2. Near midnight, draw a [url=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/64/Pentagram4.svg]downward pentagram[/url] and place the virgin on top of it
Okay now here is were things get technical.
3. Slit both of your wrists and let the blood pour onto the pentagram and virgin
4. Now take the knife slit the throat of the virgin
5. Drink the blood coming from the virgin's sliced throat
6. Chant the phrase "uhma shala emtel" (pronounced uh-ma sha-la em-tel)
If done correctly, Jukajen, the old God from inkapoten, shall rise. Jukajen will now do your bidding, as repayment for summoning him. Use him to kill the bullies
NOTE: ALWAYS CALL JUKAJEN BY HIS FULL NAME. Calling him something like "Juka" will be seen as an insult, provoking him to kill and devour you. Other than that you should be fine.
[QUOTE=avergejoe;29001959]What about if he breaks his jaw or knocks him out?[/QUOTE]
waterpolo team
btw do you honestly think this scrawny bustednuts red indian kid is going to break somebodys jaw with his fist
By saying they are on the water polo team, are you trying to make them sound like hard-asses?
[QUOTE=RAG Frag;29001956]Then the punch that was guaranteed to floor him doesn't pan out so well and they all beat him to shit[/QUOTE]
I figure this has a 50/50 chance of working. If shit starts flying south, run like fuck.
[QUOTE=Meller Yeller;29001979]By saying they are on the water polo team, are you trying to make them sound like hard-asses?[/QUOTE]
lmao
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[QUOTE=avergejoe;29001989]I figure this has a 50/50 chance of working. If shit starts flying south, run like fuck.[/QUOTE]
dont take the advice of somebody who has obviously never been in a fight btw
[QUOTE=Patriarch;29001970]I have a full-proof solution on how to stop bullying.
1. Get a knife, some chalk and a female Christian virgin (Tell her you need help understanding Christ, knock her out, and tie her up)
2. Near midnight, draw a [url=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/64/Pentagram4.svg]downward pentagram[/url] and place the virgin on top of it
Okay now here is were things get technical.
3. Slit both of your wrists and let the blood pour onto the pentagram and virgin
4. Now take the knife slit the throat of the virgin
5. Drink the blood coming from the virgin's sliced throat
6. Chant the phrase "uhma shala emtel" (pronounced uh-ma sha-la em-tel)
If done correctly, Jukajen, the old God from inkapoten, shall rise. Jukajen will now do your bidding, as repayment for summoning him. Use him to kill the bullies
NOTE: ALWAYS CALL JUKAJEN BY HIS FULL NAME. Calling him something like "Juka" will be seen as an insult, provoking him to kill and devour you. Other than that you should be fine.[/QUOTE]
I did this to solve my bullying problem and now no one talks to me anymore :saddowns:
water polo team......really? If anyone at our school played that, They would be beaten to death. Just like our stupid ass ultimate Frisbee team.
Hit them in the nuts with a totem.
Works 'erry time.
[QUOTE=The Mighty Boatman;29002001] dont take the advice of somebody who has obviously never been in a fight btw[/QUOTE]
Nu uh, I've been on so many fights on teh internet.
[QUOTE=codemaster85;29002069]water polo team......really? If anyone at our school played that, They would be beaten to death. Just like our stupid ass ultimate Frisbee team.[/QUOTE]
Oh god, you have an ultimate frisbee team too?
They just call it "Ultimate" because frisbee sounds unmanly. :rolleyes:
[QUOTE=The Mighty Boatman;29001837]pointing out a grammatical error isnt going to make your penis any longer, good try tho[/QUOTE]
A. Capitalize sentences.
B. It was a diction error.
C. Apostrophes take the place of missing letters in contractions.
D. Commas cannot be used to set off two complete clauses.
E. It's spelled "though"
F. It's a damn good thing it doesn't, girls were starting to complain it was getting too big.
Hedoidoidoidoidoidoi
grammar nazi tiem.
[QUOTE=GeneralSanchez;29002119]A. Capitalize sentences.
B. It was a diction error.
C. Apostrophes take the place of missing letters in contractions.
D. Commas cannot be used to set off two complete clauses.
E. It's spelled "though"
F. It's a damn good thing it doesn't, girls were starting to complain it was getting too big.[/QUOTE]
lmao u srs? ifuf tbh
[QUOTE=GeneralSanchez;29002119]A. Capitalize sentences.
B. It was a diction error.
C. Apostrophes take the place of missing letters in contractions.
D. Commas cannot be used to set off two complete clauses.
E. It's spelled "though"
F. It's a damn good thing it doesn't, girls were starting to complain it was getting too big.[/QUOTE]
~omg wow nerde stoppe~
Move to amurrica.
[QUOTE=Turnips5;29002100]Oh god, you have an ultimate frisbee team too?
They just call it "Ultimate" because frisbee sounds unmanly. :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]
Everybody thought it was a joke till we actually found an article about it in the school newspaper. That and a quidditch team.
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