[QUOTE=mr apple;29016703]It's pretty simple, highschool is the shittiest time of your life.
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lol teen angst
sounds like a troll, if its not, then i feel for you man. in my school theres not that kind of bullying, theres a more passive, were they make you feel worthless, but still. if its within your reach to change schools,do so and try to get new friends.
tl;dr
Don't drop out of school
Politely ask for your book back
If that doesn't work, either a. stare them in the eye and say in a stern voice "Give me my (expletive) book back" or b. walk away and tell administration
If neither work, you must be autistic.
listen dude,you go to boxing class and then you get your friends (or if you havent got any then just you no offence) and bring them outside of class and tell the teacher that you need a talk with this bully.And when she is off guard you go to shake his hand a bosh him and mosh him in the nose and grab him in a headlock for about 2 minutes or something so he turns red
ITT everybody has been bullied which is a shame because i thought facepunch was full of people who could handle themselves but i guess not
I love hearing the fantasy stories kids try to tell in order to sound cool or something.
"hurr yeah I was bullied but I beat all 4 of their asses to a bloody pulp durr"
If you were that badass, you wouldn't have been bullied.
Damn European immigrants, go all little bighorn on their asses.
But all in seriousness, if you hang around with a group of people long enough and wait for opportune moments to make good jokes they will accept you one day.
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;29018197]I love hearing the fantasy stories kids try to tell in order to sound cool or something.
"hurr yeah I was bullied but I beat all 4 of their asses to a bloody pulp durr"
If you were that badass, you wouldn't have been bullied.[/QUOTE]
they all decked evrybody in a 50 yard radius with 1 punch dont fucking mess with facepunch
Do something awesome
[img]http://shirtoid.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/water-polo.jpg[/img]
Water polo?
[QUOTE=tmbm;29018312]they all decked evrybody in a 50 yard radius with 1 punch dont fucking mess with facepunch[/QUOTE]
The best part about the stories is that the bullies never fight back.
"yeah i ran over and punched that guy and beat the shit out of him then kicked the other one in the nuts and gouged his eye out and then kicked the third in the chest"
Yes, because people sit there and take turns fighting you like in Assassin's Creed.
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;29018422]The best part about the stories is that the bullies never fight back.
"yeah i ran over and punched that guy and beat the shit out of him then kicked the other one in the nuts and gouged his eye out and then kicked the third in the chest"
Yes, because people sit there and take turns fighting you like in Assassin's Creed.[/QUOTE]
if this thread is to be believed FP is made up of hyper-masculine bodybuilding nietzchian supermen who are prone to being bullied
[QUOTE=Virtanen;29015017]Bahaha, water polo, gay as shit.[/QUOTE]
If you think about it, it's manlier than (American) football.
In football, you wear skin-tight pants, have shoulder pads, knee pads, elbow pads, gloves, padding everywhere. If you watch football on TV, the guy running with the ball ends up sprinting off the field to avoid being hurt.
In Water Polo, all you wear is a hat-thing and a speedo. You have to throw a ball while treading water and/or swimming, and are in constant fear of being drowned. Can you drown in football? No. I have friends on the water polo team that have had their lips literally torn in half. One is wearing an eyepatch right now.
[QUOTE=69105;29018136]ITT everybody has been bullied which is a shame because i thought facepunch was full of people who could handle themselves but i guess not[/QUOTE]
ITP:Alpha Male
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;29018197]I love hearing the fantasy stories kids try to tell in order to sound cool or something.
"hurr yeah I was bullied but I beat all 4 of their asses to a bloody pulp durr"
If you were that badass, you wouldn't have been bullied.[/QUOTE]
Wow, that took a long fucking while. Congratulations.
[QUOTE=milkandcooki;29018531]If you think about it, it's manlier than (American) football.
In football, you wear skin-tight pants, have shoulder pads, knee pads, elbow pads, gloves, padding everywhere. If you watch football on TV, the guy running with the ball ends up sprinting off the field to avoid being hurt.
In Water Polo, all you wear is a hat-thing and a speedo. You have to throw a ball while treading water and/or swimming, and are in constant fear of being drowned. Can you drown in football? No. I have friends on the water polo team that have had their lips literally torn in half. One is wearing an eyepatch right now.[/QUOTE]
I bet you can't swim, because if you could you would know that it is impossible to drown unless you are in middle of ocean with no hope
[QUOTE=milkandcooki;29018531]If you think about it, it's manlier than (American) football.
In football, you wear skin-tight pants, have shoulder pads, knee pads, elbow pads, gloves, padding everywhere. If you watch football on TV, the guy running with the ball ends up sprinting off the field to avoid being hurt.
In Water Polo, all you wear is a hat-thing and a speedo. You have to throw a ball while treading water and/or swimming, and are in constant fear of being drowned. Can you drown in football? No. I have friends on the water polo team that have had their lips literally torn in half. One is wearing an eyepatch right now.[/QUOTE]
What a crock of shit.
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You can always get this:
[img]http://www.mossberg.com/images/Mossberg_Guns/930/New/54125.jpg[/img]
and do this:
[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_abaJ0xbRju4/SwBSp5fxMVI/AAAAAAAACDo/9a3634tCePg/s400/4-Barrel-Shotgun-2.jpg[/img]
and press the trigger resulting to this:
[img]http://www.juliansanchez.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/exploding_head.jpg[/img]
but the end result would probably be this:
[img]http://www.mclol.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/little-boy-arrested.jpg[/img]
Water polo? Lol.
Water polo is for gay men. Tell them they are fags for playing water polo and that they should fuck off.
Go to the gym if you're scrawny, stand up so people will respect you, then you will obtain friendship. People won't be friends with someone no one respects.
Boy was he wrong to come here for advice.
Waaah I cant stand up for myself waaaah, shut up pussy.
[QUOTE=breakyourfac;29019438]Waaah I cant stand up for myself waaaah, shut up pussy.[/QUOTE]
Point proven.
I would suggest to try and begin to workout. You can do some bodyweight exercises and plyometrics at home if there isn't a gym around your house or you can't afford a membership. You can also try seeing if you can enroll in a self defense class or some kind of martial arts to defend yourself. I train in kickboxing and jiu jitsu and it's really fun; it also helps get aggression out if your hitting a punching bag. The one last thing I will say is forget those kids, just keep studying and focusing on school. Keep your head high and when you graduate and go to college (if that's what you want to do), then people will be more mature because they are trying to achieve life goals, such as you would most likely be doing. Don't let them get to you and don't show any emotions or get mad at them because they will just harass you even more.
But I would really suggest trying to enroll in some kind of martial arts program, that way if they ever try to physically hurt you, you can try and defend yourself and then they might realize that they shouldn't mess with you. Just don't be aggressive to them unless they actually inflict harm on you.
Use your new found hatred and rage to become a supervillian, enemy to water polo teams across the world.
Release less than giant squid (like regular squid but with a bad temperament) into their pools and destroy them all!
I'll put in a new one because it seems people are just skipping through pages 2-4 anyway. Set their houses on fire.
[img]http://jessiica96.edublogs.org/files/2009/10/house-fire1m.jpg[/img]
Nothing says "stop bullying me" like arson.
[QUOTE=milkandcooki;29018531]I have friends on the water polo team that have had their lips literally torn in half. One is wearing an eyepatch right now.[/QUOTE]
Oh man, those injuries are so severe. Way worse than when I tore the tendons in both of my ankles playing football. Or when I had all the muscle on the left side of my back ripped off my ribs. Would totally prefer to have those things happen to me over a little busted lip.
Invite them over to take hits from the peace pipe.
I never thought I'd see the day when an Indian couldn't stand up for himself. I mean seriously, you guys fucked up the cowboys back in the day. Where are your balls now!?
Lol
I admit that it was faker but nobody listens. Let's wait for the next 10 replies to continue to "give advice".
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