Spiders Are Out To Destroy Me - General

The worst thing about the huntsman spiders are... They sit on ceilings, walls and i'll be brushing my teeth or doing something like eating breakfast and i'll look up and see him staring at me and freak the fuck out... Seriously i wish all spiders would die.

If I had a firearm and a spider came at me, I'd rather shoot myself.

I have a airsoft pistol dedicated to eradicating every large spider I see. If you were to walk around my house, you'll see spots of exploded spider corpses.

[QUOTE=kepper;30517775]I have a airsoft pistol dedicated to eradicating every large spider I see. If you were to walk around my house, you'll see spots of exploded spider corpses.[/QUOTE] Can i live with you?

Seeing some of the other spiders, I'm happy I live where the biggest spider is about the size of a coin. They're quite adorable, let me tell you.

Want to know a remedy? Lemon juice. Spiders taste stuff with their feet, and lemon juice acts as a deterrent to them. Since they need to walk to get to you, you need to make a horrible tasting border around where they get in. Get a pint of water and some lemons, squeeze them into the water and mix it. Then get a cloth and get some of the mixture onto the rag. Wipe a border on windowframes and doorframes and any other ways spiders can sneak in. That should keep them out for a while. Every time their feet land on that lemon juice, they will hate it and go back where they came from.

[QUOTE=Ban Camp;30517421]They only come in your room to be friends with you. [img]http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/827/hehb.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Isn't that a jumping spider, AKA one of the cuter species? :3:

oh god.. why did i click in this thread WHYY! :byodood: i will never vist Australia as long as i live

[img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhtkvf7IW11qgp5rno1_500.jpg[/img]

I have have a theory that spiders are demons from hell

I fucking hate spiders, but I don't really know why? I've never had any bad experiences with them, but they're just so god damn fucking horrible. [editline]17th June 2011[/editline] Wasn't there a Facepunch member who loved spiders and had black widows in his shed or something? Crazy bastard

As it has been said here in the UK unless your living in a swamp as a tramp you will only meet a few daddy long legs who are peaceful spiders who are more useful then a pain. I have one nearby. [editline]17th June 2011[/editline] Infact, i feed the spider annoying moths and flies. In trade for him to leave me be when i sleep. I do not use those anti fly sprays incase i kill him. :ohdear: Oh and fuck South American spiders and aussie spiders i would run out of the room screaming if it was on my chest.

Move to Africe live forever.

[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/37/Distribution.sparassidae.1.png[/img] Fuck fuck fuck this is where huntsman spiders live! :gonk:

[QUOTE=kepper;30517936][img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhtkvf7IW11qgp5rno1_500.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] I want one

I live in Australia and I haven't seen a spider in the house or any other bug in years... If you live in a shitty bogan crappy house then no shit that's your fault.

[QUOTE=GrizzlyBear;30518128][img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/37/Distribution.sparassidae.1.png[/img] Fuck fuck fuck this is where huntsman spiders live! :gonk:[/QUOTE] I fall within that area in the UK, never seen one though.

Funnel web spiders :ohdear:

[QUOTE=GrizzlyBear;30518128][img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/37/Distribution.sparassidae.1.png[/img] Fuck fuck fuck this is where huntsman spiders live! :gonk:[/QUOTE] [img]http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/1005/distributionsparassidae.png[/img] [HIGHLIGHT] FUCK THAT SHIT [/HIGHLIGHT]

[QUOTE=_Maverick_;30518466][img]http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/1005/distributionsparassidae.png[/img] [HIGHLIGHT] FUCK THAT SHIT [/HIGHLIGHT][/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/asJWD.png[/img]

I have to deal with this shit. [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/32/Sunspider.jpg/398px-Sunspider.jpg[/img] I don't have a phobia of spiders, but I saw this one once, and it sent me running. :v:

[QUOTE=_Maverick_;30518466][img]http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/1005/distributionsparassidae.png[/img] [HIGHLIGHT] FUCK THAT SHIT [/HIGHLIGHT][/QUOTE] Why the fuck are there no huntsmen on the Arabian peninsula?

I think I'd fucking die of fear if i woke up with a huntsman spider on my chest.

You're going to become the next Spiderman, embrace it.

[QUOTE=moesislack;30516860]Call the exterminator or move to Canada where it's to cold in the winter for spiders to live.[/QUOTE] Where the hell do you think they go when winter comes?

I fucking hate spiders. My house is ancient so it's full of them, and I [i]fucking hate them[/i]. Last night I was in bed, almost falling asleep when I rolled onto my right side and a spider started scuttling towards me from the side of the bed... Needless to say, I literally [b]launched[/b] out of bed in the opposite direction, and almost shat myself. FUCKING SPIDERS.

Spiders are cool man

I hate anything disproportionate. Seriously, why are their legs so fucking long. Or their asses so big. Fuck craneflies too, I've had 3 occasions where the fuckers have woken me up by slowly draping their fucking legs over my face as they slowly hovered by.

[QUOTE=GrizzlyBear;30518128][img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/37/Distribution.sparassidae.1.png[/img] Fuck fuck fuck this is where huntsman spiders live! :gonk:[/QUOTE] Estonia is safe all we get is tiny as shit spiders that don't even bite :smug:

[QUOTE=sltungle;30518664]Why the fuck are there no huntsmen on the Arabian peninsula?[/QUOTE] Because... No, sorry. Want to go somewhere where there's no spiders OP? This might help you: [url]http://www.escapeartist.com/unique_lifestyles/Antarctica.html[/url]