Spiders Are Out To Destroy Me

[LookRat]

I noticed a small spider had made a web near my toilet and I thought "live and let live". A week later: little spiders everywhere.
Mama spider curled up and died after they hatched and a daddy-long-legs moved in. Not to be discouraged from last time, I kept my "live and let live" policy. A day later: many many dead baby spiders around him.

Thanks spiderbro.

[Ban Camp]

[QUOTE=Joazzz;30517920]Isn't that a jumping spider, AKA one of the cuter species? :3:[/QUOTE]

Yes it is.

tarantulas are the tanks of the arachnids

[erik802]

You know what to do.

[img]http://www.goldenshower.se/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/gasoline-tank.jpeg[/img]

[RedSponge]

Where is that one picture where a guy let's out a spider or something and the spider put's fire to his house when you need it.png

[Sgt. Napalm]

You know, I would have been better off not clicking this thread.

[Schmoe]

Aw goddammit, I go into the bathroom and there's a giant fucking daddy long leg spider on the toilet. :saddowns:

[Ban Camp]

[QUOTE=Schmoe222;30520439]Aw goddammit, I go into the bathroom and there's a giant fucking daddy long leg spider on the toilet. :saddowns:[/QUOTE]

He wants your anus

[4NGRY MUFF1N]

[QUOTE=Most wanteD;30518651]I have to deal with this shit.

[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/32/Sunspider.jpg/398px-Sunspider.jpg[/img]

I don't have a phobia of spiders, but I saw this one once, and it sent me running. :v:[/QUOTE]

Oh fuck......

[perka123]

Man, I fucking HATE spiders... That funnel-web spider... Oh god, it feels like its crawling up my leg. :ohdear:

[Ducluck7]

I've had several occasions where I was sitting down, look down, and see a fucking spider coming full force up my leg.

[Joppari]

Come to Finland, the area is purified of spiders, the amount of them is ridiculously small.
The largest one is Diving bell spider which I've seen only 1 time in my life.
Here's the pic of it [img]http://www.bogleech.com/nature/spider-aqua.jpg[/img]

They like don't fucking exist at all, you never see them they're always in their bubble somewhere and won't bother you at all, they won't come to your house or anything.
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[Chicken_Chaser]

[QUOTE=Ban Camp;30517421]They only come in your room to be friends with you.

[img]http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/827/hehb.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

You can see a doorway in the reflection of his eyes. :(

[Johan123]

in norway theres like, only small creepy spiders.

[Scot]

lol we only get common house spiders in here maybe once a month. I just smash the fuck out of them. With my FACE

[AmherstOren]

House centipedes are worse in my opinion. Then again there aren't very many big spiders here.

[Scot]

Find any holes in your room (even tiny ones they can fit through fucking pea sized holes) and fill them up. Pretty much stopped any spiders from getting in my room. Haven't had one in almost a year now.

fuck i jinxed it

[Géza!]

And this is why I'll never go to Australia

[gnoob]

OP I have lived in various places in Sydney, and these are the most notable experiences regarding spiders: firstly a 6th floor apartment near the inner city, NO SPIDERS OR INSECTS in that apartment EVER, a house built in the depression a bit north from there, that place was a shit hole tons of spiders, megatons of ants inside the house and shit, and finally I'm currently living about 30km north of there in a newish house (20 odd years old) which is pretty much right in-between 2 national parks, and there are spiders everywhere in the summer, none in winter.

When I say spiders everywhere, I mean there was literally thousands of baby huntsman crawling on the corners of the ceiling. This happened for a couple nights until I got some of my friends over and we killed them all, it's only happened once the next year after the incident.

What I'm trying to say is get an apartment, the higher the better, also try to find one in a inner city area, and also obviously the newer the building is the better. Any country, or city should be fine, provided the building is new enough.

Of course if you really want to escape just go to Scandinavia or something, I really want to go there because it's a fucking awesome place anyways, but I doubt they have too many spiders.

[DeanWinchester]

Move to Portugal, we only have tiny spiders (biggest I've seen besides the huntsman spider was the size of a thumb, not counting the legs) and I've only seen a huntsman spider here in my 23 years of life (it was right above me on the ceiling ready to strike, but I beat that fucking ninja to death). Never heard of anyone being bitten either.

[MagicBurrito]

Southern california doesn't have any massive spiders, at least not where I live. Daddy long legs are chill bros. It's mosquito hawks (crane flies) that freak me out

[Chicken_Chaser]

[QUOTE=MagicBurrito;30522104]Southern california doesn't have any massive spiders, at least not where I live. Daddy long legs are chill bros. It's mosquito hawks (crane flies) that freak me out[/QUOTE]

Doesn't California have a lot of scorpions?

[LewyJudge12]

I find that I don't mind bigger, hairy spiders as much as skinny spiders.

If you ask me, this:
[img]http://operatorchan.org/t/arch/src/t197052_huntsman_spider.jpg[/img]

is way fucking scarier than this:
[img]http://www.titanicawards.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/tarantula.jpg[/img]

I think it's because they are so sleek and weird looking that it freaks me the fuck out.

[MagicBurrito]

[QUOTE=Chicken_Chaser;30522202]Doesn't California have a lot of scorpions?[/QUOTE]

Uh.. If you live in the desert, maybe? I'm along the coast and I've never seen a scorpion in my life.

[Wickerman123]

Omyfuckinggod.. I'm staying in the UK, its only in the past few years ive gotten over my fear of spiders. I consider myself lucky now that they are only small things, although it is unpleasant getting one of those *weird itches* that you think is a spider, and its not, but then it turns out actually to be a spider.. happened to me on the school bus the other day.. fucking bastards.. I usually leave spiders alone now, but i really dislike having one close to me.. like REALLY..

Fuck those huntsmans...

[Chilean]

Have you had a spider in your ear yet?

[Ban Camp]

[QUOTE=LewyJudge12;30522391]I find that I don't mind bigger, hairy spiders as much as skinny spiders.

If you ask me, this:
[img]http://operatorchan.org/t/arch/src/t197052_huntsman_spider.jpg[/img]

is way fucking scarier than this:
[img]http://www.titanicawards.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/tarantula.jpg[/img]

I think it's because they are so sleek and weird looking that it freaks me the fuck out.[/QUOTE]

Tarantulas are quite harmless and less scary looking. I have to agree about the long, Sleek spiders scare the shit out of me.

[Garik]

Tarantulas are cute :3:

But the small spiders creep the fuck out of me :ohdear:

[Ban Camp]

[QUOTE=Garik;30522642]Tarantulas are cute :3:

But the small spiders creep the fuck out of me :ohdear:[/QUOTE]

[img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LbccUVbSRd8/SWZpdZZ6tZI/AAAAAAAAD7I/cJFqwrsghAg/s400/jumping+spider+eyes+8.jpg[/img] Is it the eyes?

[Wickerman123]

[QUOTE=Chilean;30522621]Have you had a spider in your ear yet?[/QUOTE]

fucking close, on my ear, not INSIDE though.... i just shivered... :(

[Chonks]

[QUOTE=kepper;30517775]I have a airsoft pistol dedicated to eradicating every large spider I see. If you were to walk around my house, you'll see spots of exploded spider corpses.[/QUOTE]

I do exactly this, but my airsoft gun is too powerful so not only will you find dismembered spiders but a bunch of small round dents all over the drywall.

Also I've identified that the huge legs/small body ratio is important for judging how fucking terrifying spiders are. If they are extreme one or the other they will make you flip out.