[QUOTE=The Epidemic;30528096]One morning I was having my daily shit and when I got up I found a spider drowning in my wastes. It was quite entertaining, until I realised how close I was to a rather unpleasant [I]experience[/I]. Needless to say, I am now very paranoid whenever I go to relieve myself ever since that morning.
[editline]17th June 2011[/editline]
Why must you tell us that?
[editline]17th June 2011[/editline]
Seriously keep that kind of information to yourself. You're horrible.[/QUOTE]
You think that's bad, you know the space between the middle lid and the actual toilet bowl, there's plenty space for them to hide there. And they're even closer.... :smug:
[QUOTE=Johan123;30527230]Imagine that thing munching on your dick while you sleep[/QUOTE]
Fuck that i'm going to sleep with glass cup around my balls.
Also, speaking of Brown Recluses, had a shipment from Tennessee, opened it up and guess what I founnnnddd... :gonk:
Fucker made a bolt for my hand, went up my arm before I squashed him... So fucking lucky he didn't bite me.
I'm glad theres only tiny common house spiders in Colorado. The spiders that aren't house spiders are usually tiny and I don't see em. But that is balanced by a shitload of moths, those fuckers are everywhere. I wouldn't really care about them if it weren't for the fact that they are spastic fuckers that love angrily flying into your face
To me even smallest spider looks like this :aaa:
[img]http://static.flickr.com/165/373579336_abbacac3ee_z.jpg[/img]
Shit those spiders are scary :ohdear:
FUCK spiders. Seriously.
I thought Huntsmen spiders were just big and mean looking, but are really non-venomous and no more dangerous than a big garden spider?
Time to burn down your house.
To me its spiders eyes that really freak me out. There so shiny and soulless.
Assassin Bugs and Thin Looking Spiders scare the absolute shit out of me.
No joke, I have Arachnophobia. I see one, I freeze up, eyes go wide, and I demand someone remove it from the area.
If the Spiders had it out for me, Space is the only solution. Or Antarctica.
[QUOTE=Komeight;30517202]The Redback spider looks like something ripped off of a horror movie.[/QUOTE]
I use to find heaps in my garage, they look pretty cool.
Huntsmen are cool. They kill bugs for rent.
This was on your chest?!
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ea/Huntsman_spider_white_bg03.jpg/800px-Huntsman_spider_white_bg03.jpg[/img]
D'aww.
That huntsman spider looks fucking terrifying. Started getting sweats just looking at the picture.
[editline]18th June 2011[/editline]
I'm gonna be paranoid of spiders for the rest of the night now.
[QUOTE=Most wanteD;30518651]I have to deal with this shit.
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/32/Sunspider.jpg/398px-Sunspider.jpg[/img]
I don't have a phobia of spiders, but I saw this one once, and it sent me running. :v:[/QUOTE]
That ain't a Spider...it's part of the Arachnid family
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOXvdfcct8g[/media]
You know I actually kind of feel bad for it, tied down then fed to a lizard. :smith:
[editline]17th June 2011[/editline]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gf8uzAB7uhY[/media]
nevermind camel spiders can die in a fire I love mice
[QUOTE=Most wanteD;30518651]I have to deal with this shit.
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/32/Sunspider.jpg/398px-Sunspider.jpg[/img]
[/QUOTE]
[img]http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/entries/icons/original/000/005/180/fuckthat.jpg?1302809593[/img]
[QUOTE=The Epidemic;30528096]Why must you tell us that?
[editline]17th June 2011[/editline]
Seriously keep that kind of information to yourself. You're horrible.[/QUOTE]
Because I'm a cunt. v:v:v
[QUOTE=Johan123;30527230]Imagine that thing munching on your dick while you sleep[/QUOTE]
[img]http://oglaf.com/media/comic/8_legs_of_love.jpg[/img]
My dad had a tarantula named Aknot. She was nice and just liked to sit on my dad's shoulder while he played poker with his friends. Once she crawled onto the table and stole one of the cards from the pile and threw it off the table, then stared at everyone at the tale like "WHAT DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT FAGS".
I was on my computer once when a white-tailed spider started waltzing across my desk. It was quite a scary experience.
For some reason bees, wasps, and such bother we way more than spiders. I kind of wish I was afraid of spiders instead of bees, because at least they can't fly after me at high speed.
Right when I got to the part about the spider on your chest, a fly landed on my ankle and I practically had a seizure.
I don't know why facepunch is full of girly men, but spiders are cool to look at.
North America we have a version of the red back spider its called the black widow and it very fucking deadly.
I'm so sorry
[img]http://info.stylee32.net/Troll/spider%20milkshake.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Checkers;30534455]I'm so sorry
[img]http://info.stylee32.net/Troll/spider%20milkshake.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Animal cruelty?
[QUOTE=Mr Derp;30516750]About 3 months later i woke up one night and felt something crawling across my chest... It was a huntsman spider and he sat there for the next 50 minutes doing nothing[/QUOTE]
jesus fuck my chest itches now hhghghgnhnghnghng
[QUOTE=killz2much;30534894]Animal cruelty?[/QUOTE]
Well they are eating it..
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.
