[QUOTE=icedt;30540926]WARNING:BIG PIC INC.[/img][/QUOTE]
I wish there was a sequel.
[QUOTE=NO ONE;30541168]I'm pretty sure if a person was to actually drink that, they would at the least probably start choking up. The hairs on tarantulas are defense mechanisms. If an animal starts chowing on them, the hairs are released and are prickly and I believe a little sticky. They cause irritation and choking. That's why I don't like tarantulas. I wouldn't want to hold one and end up wiping my face or something, not thinking, and end up with their hairs on me.[/QUOTE]
Technically, they're bristles, not hairs, as they are composed of chitin instead of keratin. :eng101:
I'm totally fine with spiders, as long as they're behind glass (or pixels). But the second I see one irl, I tend to freak out.
[QUOTE=Zaex;30522915][IMG]http://img806.imageshack.us/img806/6369/hrkwtzquacm.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Oh god why is this so scary?
[QUOTE=kepper;30517936][IMG]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhtkvf7IW11qgp5rno1_500.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
what spider is that ^^^
and camel spider aren't spiders
Hairy spiders are cute but FUCKING REDBACKS CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF.
All the spiders in England are pretty cool. They can bite (harmless) but they rarely do.
The arseholes who live in my shed violently shake their web at me when I go in there (Some crazy shit some spiders do to scare predators) but thats about it.
Also is anyone else more scared of spiderlings than spiders?
I hate them theres just so damn many of them, they look like they're gonna over run me.
Thread reminded me of this video.
Jumping spiders are so adorable.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgtjbOofpn4[/media]
You need to obtain the light of Erendil, OP.
Hey, i'm fucking terrified of huntsmans. When i was 4, i lived in the Gold Coast, and we had a hole in our flyscreen. We also had lot's of tall tree's outside my room. One night, i woke up with a huntman on my face. At 4 years old. I fucking screamed and screamed. My parents came in, and i couldn't do anything untill it went off my face. I saw its fangs, it's long legs. It was fucking terrifying. i didn't sleep for the rest of the night. And that's why i'm terrifyed of spiders.
Let's just burn the fucking world
Get a hazmat suit and bug spray.
Play montage music and commence spider erradication.
[QUOTE=IceBlizzerd;30535200][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCO56iyBXtU[/media]
Cant believe no ones posted this
[editline]17th June 2011[/editline]
They just want hugs :3:[/QUOTE]
That guy is fucking awesome. I used to always watch his show.
Buy some daddy long legs. They are basically my savior from other spiders. They can't hurt you since there fangs are too short, but they dedicate themselves to kill other spiders. Plus they don't seem to lay webs all over the place.
[QUOTE=GrizzlyBear;30518128][img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/37/Distribution.sparassidae.1.png[/img]
Fuck fuck fuck this is where huntsman spiders live! :gonk:[/QUOTE]
Looks like they're seeking global domination, and winning at it too.
[QUOTE=GamerKiwi;30552760]Looks like they're seeking global domination, and winning at it too.[/QUOTE]
So what you're saying is that spiders are simply a metaphor for Nazis?
[QUOTE=icedt;30552837]So what you're saying is that spiders are simply a metaphor for Nazis?[/QUOTE]
It's not a metaphor, it's literal.
[editline]19th June 2011[/editline]
Wait...
:ohdear:
now im scared because of you OP
I used to be terrified of them as a kid. Remember seeing this large, slender black one dart across the foyer of my home when I was getting ready for school one day. Screamed in terror and woke everyone up.
On a particular job, there was this small, fatassed light brown spider sitting in the middle of a web between some rails on an outdoor stair case. There were some large ants crawling around so I threw a few at its web. Fun watching the little guy zoom in, bite them and wrap them up. Shame he got bored after the fifth one. I became much more tolerant of them afterward and no longer kill them. Even before that, I've always adored jumping spiders.
[QUOTE=ProWaffle;30535775]I'd be more worried about the dropbears if I were you
[editline]18th June 2011[/editline]
[URL]http://australianmuseum.net.au/Drop-Bear[/URL]
Nasty shit.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/65/Drop_bear.PNG/610px-Drop_bear.PNG[/IMG]
Essentially a really pissed off koala...
Russians have it worse:
[img]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2678/4071518245_aa16a15c82.jpg[/img]
Fuck this thread.
[QUOTE=sltungle;30518664]Why the fuck are there no huntsmen on the Arabian peninsula?[/QUOTE]
The Arabs killed and ate all of them. :v:
[QUOTE=U.S.S.R;30555305]Russians have it worse:
[img]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2678/4071518245_aa16a15c82.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
My computer froze while I was scrolling down on this image for an hour, I had to sit there and stare at it.
[QUOTE=U.S.S.R;30555305]Russians have it worse:
[img]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2678/4071518245_aa16a15c82.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
That's not so bad. It's the size of a leaf.
[QUOTE=Sublata;30556616]My computer froze while I was scrolling down on this image for an hour, I had to sit there and stare at it.[/QUOTE] Ogod, that sounds terrible
I find huntsman spiders in my house on a constant basis, sure they look creepy as fuck but they are harmless. I trap them and put them in the backyard because they get rid of cockroaches.
I'm just happy we don't have those bloody Funnel-web Spiders in Victoria.
Hmmm I don't mind spiders here and there, but when there's one in my presence when I'm trying to sleep it pisses me off.
One night I went to my room to go to my bed. I didn't notice it at first but when I got in bed and looked up, on the wall behind me there was a fucking huge huntsman there. Biggest I've ever seen, I'd say six inches left legs to right. Because I had no where else to sleep for the night (and was too fucking pussy-ish to do something about it) I slept the other way around for the night, because I felt more secure with my feet closer to it than my head.
Got through the night fine, showed it to my bros the next morning. We left it there because we thought it was cool (I was cool with him / her after getting up), but that was the last we ever saw of it.
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