[QUOTE=GrizzlyBear;30518128][img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/37/Distribution.sparassidae.1.png[/img]
Fuck fuck fuck this is where huntsman spiders live! :gonk:[/QUOTE]
[img]http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/1740/totallyworthitspider.png[/img]
Its the spiral. The spiral has infected you.
The spiral is everything. The spiral is everywhere.
[QUOTE=Mr Derp;30516839]I've used professional mortein guarding spray across every single window and crevice in my house, They still find ways in its terrible sometimes i can't sleep at night because of the experiences I've had with these things...[/QUOTE]
Move to Denmark, nothing exciting happens here.
Oh god I'm itching everywhere what if a spider gets on my feet why do spiders exist :saddowns:
I understand that spiders are a necessary part of the eco system, but WHY DO THEY HAVE TO BE SO GOD DAMN SCARY LOOKING!?
I'm more afraid of the 3 inch in diameter fishing spiders we have here than the 5 foot long black snakes that climb trees.
[QUOTE=CommieTurtle;30562399]WHY DO THEY HAVE TO BE SO GOD DAMN SCARY LOOKING!?[/QUOTE]Which is more likely to survive: the humans that find spiders scary or the humans that have no fear of often highly venomous arachnids?
Your ancestors survived slightly better by not fucking with spiders, so you are instilled with an instinct that tells you not to fuck with spiders.
A brown recluse bit my leg in my sleep, needless to say, my leg was made of playdough when i realized that i got bit.
I remember once, in the middle of the night, a brown recluse bit my eye-lid. Didn't wake up but when I did, holy shit, it hurt. My eye-lid kept freaking out and was swollen, but it went away after a few days and was apparently a baby bite.
there needs to be an "absolutely fucking horrifying" rating, just for this thread
[QUOTE=Untouch;30566213]there needs to be an "absolutely fucking horrifying" rating, just for this thread[/QUOTE]
I would rate this post.
Am I the only one who doesn't fear/dislike spiders? They're probably the coolest insects.
Though a couple of days ago I noticed a spider crawling on the wall next to my bed, so I picked it up to throw it out the window, but as my hand swept across my pillow, the spider jumped down and hid under it. I moved the pillow, but the spider was gone and I went back to sleep. For all I know, he's still crawling around in my bedsheet.
I have some pretty bad arachnophobia.
Last year, I woke up from a good sleep, got my phone and sat on the internet for a while (about half an hour) before getting out of bed.
Walking towards my door, something on the roof catches my eye. A HUGE FUCKING SPIDER IS BLOCKING THE DOOR. I freeze up, my eyes go wide and I stare at it for about a minute. I then start shouting for my mom (i'm 16) but to no avail.
I then had the idea to call (as in phone call) my dad and ask to come to come rescue my ass. Unfortunately he was out.
I had no choice. I had to face my fears.
I stared that spider in the eyes... and with a blanket over my head I raced out that door, shouting like a little bitch.
[B]FUCK SPIDERS.[/B]
I just felt a tiny sensation on my foot.
Jerked it back so hard I kicked my own chair.
I hate you.
So.
Much.
[QUOTE=kepper;30517936][img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhtkvf7IW11qgp5rno1_500.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
i've always wanted to know, whats this species of spider called?
If I lived in Australia, I'd have a soft air gun SMG under my pillow. Full auto.
[QUOTE=TectonInd;30575358][img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhtkvf7IW11qgp5rno1_500.jpg[/img]
Awwwwww[/QUOTE]
Something tells me this thing is highly dangerous...
Move to the East Coast in the U.S.
[QUOTE=Blaberry;30574397]If I lived in Australia, I'd have a soft air gun SMG under my pillow. Full auto.[/QUOTE]
soft as in fuzzy?
[img]http://www.camelspiders.net/camel-spider/spider9.jpg[/img]
Looks like I'm not sleeping tonight :ohdear:
[QUOTE=moesislack;30516860]Call the exterminator or move to Canada where it's to cold in the winter for spiders to live.[/QUOTE]
Come to BC, in the summer spiders are just here to fuck you in the ass.
[QUOTE=Comrade82;30575600]Move to the East Coast in the U.S.[/QUOTE]
We get Tarantulas and Black Widows here. I've never seen them myself, living in NYC, but, I've heard horror stories.
Also, I sleep with an airsoft gun next to my pillow. One night, I saw a particularly large Daddy Long Legs on my wall. I set the gun to full auto and, in a fit of terror, unleashed around 250 rounds. I don't think any of them hit, but it scared the thing away right quick. And woke up my mom at 12 in the morning.
These items should be in your arsenal at all times.
[img]http://nbnl.globalwhelming.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/bug-zapper-racquet.jpg[/img]
[img]http://dubaishoppee.com/images/pif-paf-mosquto.gif[/img]
This shit is like napalm for spiders ^^^^.
[img]http://www.sz-wholesale.com/uploadFiles/upimg9/Bug-Off--Fly-Swatter-10029.JPG[/img]
[img]http://www.shoeoutlets.com/shop/images/apm24991%20lrg.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.nerfbarricade.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/nerf-barricade.jpg[/img]
And if necessary:
[img]http://them14lover.yolasite.com/resources/airsoft%20gunz.jpg[/img]
Airsoft
[img]http://www.cateringandleisure.com/productPanel/images/uploads/ProChefsBlowTorch.jpg[/img]
Result?
[img]http://webservice.imagesauce.net/image/164429/400x.jpg[/img]
I hate when I see spiders crawling over my walls when I'm trying to sleep. I have to kill the it before I can.
I think this is quite appropriate
[img]http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/119/035/e4fb381ecd46ecd1689913825f02bcd5.png?1304260738[/img]
If spiders raided my house, I'd be all like
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/5b3c0a3853bed42473104ee141eca713.png[/img]
I use to be deathly afraid of spiders (I would have a panic attack if even the smallest of them got on me) but I slowly grew accustom to them.
You changed that.
Fuck spiders, I've had hornets crawl up my pantleg three fucking times.
[QUOTE=riki2cool;30538652][img_thumb]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/05/Mystaceus.jpg/250px-Mystaceus.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
This picture says to me: "I am the Wise One."
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