Spiders Are Out To Destroy Me - General

I dont know why but I just cant kill spiders. They seem so small and helpless. Dawwwww...

Now Im scanning my room for spiders after reading the OP, my drink bottle moved and I Almost shat myself thinking it was a spider.....

I had 2 funnel webs in the sleeve of one of my work shirts once, I didn't know until I ironed over them. Huntsmens are harmless though..

[QUOTE=Dr. Strangelove;30580588]I dont know why but I just cant kill spiders. They seem so small and helpless. Dawwwww...[/QUOTE] I wouldn't show mercy if I'd meet a Black Widow.

[QUOTE=Alan Ninja!;30575735][img]http://www.camelspiders.net/camel-spider/spider9.jpg[/img] Looks like I'm not sleeping tonight :ohdear:[/QUOTE] That's actually just two spiders stuck together. It was debunked by the History Channel.

lol i remember this spider that was in my bathroom, it was a small penny sized one. I was like oh shit a spider so i went to grab my crutch to smash it. I was getting closer and closer very slowly and then all of a sudden the spider runs under the doorway in a circle, comes back out facing the other way. It looked like it was trying to get behind me but failed and came up short. then i smashed it but i felt really bad because he was trying to be a badass :<

[img]http://veggiemacabre.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/arachnophobiahwd467991wt8.jpg[/img] IT BEGIIIIIIIINS! [editline]21st June 2011[/editline] Also, I never kill spiders. When one crawls on my wall, I just observe it reaching its web. And when I see one eating a bug in its web, it's even more awesome to watch.

Wow, I'm glad the worst spiders we get here are no bigger than a quarter. I don't squash them because A.)I'm a huge pussy when it comes to spiders B.)I'm afraid of all the guts that will spew out onto my whatever I'm squashing it with.

Spiders kill annoying vermin such as mosquittos and other insects that make me mad.

Man up! Spiders aren't a huge deal over here, huntsmens are huge pussies.

PFF, huntsmen, we have brown recluses, wolf spiders, black widdows, ect... Your spiders are pussies.

I live in PA and I've seen tons of wolf spiders in trips. I had 2 close calls with black widows while camping too, fuckers snuck up on me and they both ended up under my boots.

Oh god, OP's avatar makes his posts twice as funny.

Which thread has those pictures of that spider hiding in the ground and it had that blue pattern that looks like some old as coin thing

I'm deathly afraid of any spider or bug. I cant explain it, I just freak out. It's a horrible phobia to have, but I'm trying to be better about it though.

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*Reads thread* *Glares at the walls and under the desk*

[QUOTE=Ban Camp;30517052]Make love to the female Tarantulas! And they shall earn respect for you. BECOME ONE WITH THE ARACHNIDS! The tarantula's appearance is worse than its bite. Tarantula venom is weaker than that of a honeybee and, though painful, is virtually harmless to humans. [img]http://insects.tamu.edu/images/insects/common/images/cd-43-c/img366.jpg[/img] [highlight]TARANTULAS[/highlight][/QUOTE] whenever i see one of those i imagine what a mess it would be to stomp on the back of it. it seems as though it would pop and green shit would go everywhere.

[QUOTE=Blaberry;30574397]If I lived in Australia, I'd have a soft air gun SMG under my pillow. Full auto.[/QUOTE] Good luck getting an air gun in aus. [editline]22nd June 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Capn'Underpants;30597559]PFF, huntsmen, we have brown recluses, wolf spiders, black widdows, ect... Your spiders are pussies.[/QUOTE] [b]PPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTT[/b] We have that and more. Sydney Funnel web, one of the most dangerous spiders in the world. [img]http://tyrrells.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/FunnelWebSpider.jpg[/img] Whistling/barking spider [img]http://www.animalpicturesarchive.com/ArchOLD-2/1109079524.jpg[/img] White Tail Spider [img_thumb]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/98/White_tailed_spider.jpg[/img_thumb] And what its bite can cause [img_thumb]http://0.tqn.com/d/create/1/0/T/q/2/-/Spider-bite.jpg[/img_thumb] Mouse Spiders Male [img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5KrJWqeB1U4/S-I48NkLBfI/AAAAAAAAAcI/QDPEO3n0HjA/s1600/mouse-spider.jpg[/img] Female [img]http://gingerpancake.com/Fireworks%208%20files/Mouse_spider_medium.jpg[/img] Trap Door Spiders [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/archive/3/3d/20071201044926!Trapdoor_SpiderQLD.jpg[/img] [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_n10UIhc9K8E/TPcJVcRxz1I/AAAAAAAAAvw/GjG0K5S_c9E/s1600/080509-trapdoor-spider-02.jpg[/img] Bitch ass American spiders aint got nuthin on our spiders. Sorry for any nightmares. Oh wow my username fits.

holy fuck, spiders I have nothing to use my airsoft gun on here, but now i see that's a good thing [editline]21st June 2011[/editline] also that trap-door spider.. its staring into my soul

Call me a freak, But i think spiders are cute. If i see one, i dont kill it, i watch it.

[QUOTE=Blaberry;30574397]If I lived in Australia, I'd have a soft air gun SMG under my pillow. Full auto.[/QUOTE] Airsoft is banned in Australia lol. We have no defense against them whatsoever apart from an abundance of other dangerous predatory creatures that will put you out of your misery before you get bitten by a spider

[QUOTE=Nino;30628507]Call me a freak, But i think spiders are cute. If i see one, i dont kill it, i watch it.[/QUOTE] this

[QUOTE=gnoob;30628581]Airsoft is banned in Australia lol.[b]We have no defense against them whatsoever[/b] apart from an abundance of other dangerous predatory creatures that will put you out of your misery before you get bitten by a spider[/QUOTE] Nope. Theres an easy to make improvised weapon you could use. [img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ifdfjvH9gtg/SzlDWFXjmzI/AAAAAAAAABs/SSlebj7i1Is/s320/molotov-cocktail-design.jpg[/img]

I'm sorry but Spiders>Roaches anyday. Fucking thumb size roaches with wings that can fly. I'd take house spiders anyday. Also If I can I'll catch spiders and release them outside unless I know it's a poisonous one. Also without spiders there would be ALOT more pests in your house. Spiders keep other bugs at bay most of the time.

[QUOTE=Araknid;30628894]Nope. Theres an easy to make improvised weapon you could use. [img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ifdfjvH9gtg/SzlDWFXjmzI/AAAAAAAAABs/SSlebj7i1Is/s320/molotov-cocktail-design.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Not everything needs to been burned A simple shoe does the work.

[QUOTE=Ban Camp;30629005]Not everything needs to been burned A simple shoe does the work.[/QUOTE] Not if the spider is bigger than the shoe :v:

[QUOTE=SeymourGuado;30629059]Not if the spider is bigger than the shoe :v:[/QUOTE] get 2 cans of febreeze and spray it at the spider until it drowns it to death. I seriously did this. It worked [editline]22nd June 2011[/editline] That or cower in the corner trying to hit it with a object

If I met I gaint ass slender legged spider, I would do the the PhotonicInduction way and just throw a sledge hammer at everything.

[QUOTE=Ban Camp;30629005]Not everything needs to been burned A simple shoe does the work.[/QUOTE] You havent seen how fast the huntsman spiders are. So good luck killing it with a shoe.