In this story, you are a 10 year old American boy who lives in a modern suburban town in Michigan. And his name is Bob.
Bob really wants the new PSP Vita that all of his other friends have but unfortunately his father has spent all of Bob's birthday money on booze and hookers.
He asks a friend at school named Alex if he could trade his PSP Vita with one of Bob's valuables, Alex agrees.
So to start this off, you need to choose an item to trade.
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Trade with Alex:
> A strange pink toy Bob found in his mother's bedroom drawer
> A Rubix Cube that an Asian kid at school solved for him
> A $5 Bill
> A gun
> Other (You decide!)
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take the table
>take the gun
[QUOTE=YourFriendJoe;35450570]>take the gun[/QUOTE]
So you decide to take the gun. Hopefully the school would allow it on campus, Bob does live near Detroit, after all.
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Oh Fiddlesticks! Bob missed the bus. Oh well, at least he has a few more options.
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What will he do now? Bob really needs to go to school if he wants to trade his gun for that PSP Vita. He must find a way to get there before the bell rings at 8:30 AM.
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> Steal someone's bike
> Call a cab
> Just walk to school and hope you are not late
have your cap turn into a jet and fly to school
[QUOTE=tehMuffinMan;35450919]have your cap turn into a jet and fly to school[/QUOTE]
This one.
[QUOTE=tehMuffinMan;35450919]have your cap turn into a jet and fly to school[/QUOTE]
Bob decides to call a cab.
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Oops, he doesn't have enough money for the ride. What shall he do?
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> Pulls out gun
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> Time to transform
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Bob is flying to school in a prototype jet. When he gets to school what should he do first?
> Hurry to class
> Find Alex in the hallway
> Other (Explain)
He shall FIND ALEX masturbating in the bathroom.
[editline]6th April 2012[/editline]
ALSO NO MEMES
> Other (reenact the columbine shooting using realistic props)
> Other (Have him fly the jet to my house, I live in Michigan!)
Find alex in the hallway
Find alex.
-snip-
crash plane into retirement home
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