When you are 50 and using Viagra you will wish you still got them!
.. Not that I would know..
Getting a boner easily just prooves you're more man than people who don't :smug:
[sp]My mom never lies to me[/sp]:ohdear:
Stop being such a horny little bastard and it won't happen.... then again, shit does happen. Just make sure it isn't during wrestling.
i dont hate it i love getting boners i stand up and say hey guys look what time it is
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It's generally 3:00 when I do that. or 12:15 depends on your perception
Won't happen quite as often once you've had a chance to settle into puberty.
Stop being 13
[QUOTE=n00b_assassi;20053021]Stop being 13[/QUOTE]
I don't think I got that many random erections when I was 13. I'm 19 now and fuck I still get them.
I [B]never[/B] get them. Might be because I masturbate regularly.
[QUOTE=Jojje;20053045]I [B]never[/B] get them. Might be because I masturbate regularly.[/QUOTE]
you're going to go blind one day
a clock from me for telling me what an erection is.
It's better than having random non-boners.
Especially when you're about to fuck a girl with self-esteem/body issues, and you whip it out, and it's fucking flaccid.
[QUOTE=Zorus;20051973]I get one over the Statue of Liberty.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://foxtravelandtours.com/images/images/94%20Statue%20of%20Liberty.jpg[/img]
Unghhgh
She will fucking cry
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fuck, automerge
get a toilet paper roll aim ur junk up into it just have it like that works for me and after a while i didnt need the roll
I only had that problem in middle school. Once I got into high school, I stopped getting random erections.
Wear briefs or jocks.
I don't mind random boners because I can keep them hidden. What really gets me pissed is when I have a fold in my pants and makes it look like a chodener.
Having a sweater is a pretty good thing to use to hide boners in school, however if you have just a shirt on and you have to go up and present with a boner then damn you're screwed.
[IMG]http://awkwardboners.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/rowing.jpg[/IMG]
Team work.
This shit always happens to me right before my class has to stand up to say the pledge of allegiance (I live in the US).
I never really had a problem with random boners.
Lack of sex drive FTW?
Random boners suck. They always come on at a really awkward time or place.
are you this guy by any chance?
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=890143[/url]
Flex or move your legs to distract the blood in your penis.
Concentrate really hard on a math problem or something.
Hurt yourself a bit.
Do this all at the same time and it should vanish.
I'm just minding my own business, then all of a sudden it's time to change for gym class.
fuck fuck fuck
[QUOTE=Human;20051879]Trust me, boxer's don't hide the wood.[/QUOTE]
Hide it in your pocket, it tends to work for me. It might be hard to get it in there the first time, but with some practice, you'll get it down.
P.S. If all else fails, I googled this just a second ago, it may come in handy.
[url]http://www.wikihow.com/Hide-an-Erection[/url]
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How do I make links on facepunch? I've never actually had to do it before. I'm so used to <a href="blahblah etc. etc.
It's terrible because all of my friends LOVE to do the whole "let's pretend we're gay" thing. One time a friend of mine ran up and hugged me, trying to grab my dick, only to have me get a random boner seconds later. :colbert:
[B]Protips:[/B]
- Wear tight pants, and belt.
- When boner appears, immediately think of your favorite shock image.
- Always use boxers. Yes, they're more loose, but they allow the boner to go upward into a less noticeable position. Underwear tends to angle it towards the pant's leg; very uncomfortable and more noticeable.
Wear compression shorts the tightness disguise it perfectly.
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