I just whip it out and fuck the girl in front of me. It always helps.
[QUOTE=Klownox;20054119]I just whip it out and fuck the girl in front of me. It always helps.[/QUOTE]
No you don't. Stop fucking lying.
[QUOTE=harris5;20054205]No you don't. Stop fucking lying.[/QUOTE]
Shut up, I'm trying to look cool :(
wow op r u 12 LOL
What the fuck? RANDOM boners? Ddd I miss something or are you guys seriously saying that you get boners for NO reason at all at the worst possible times? I mean, I used to get hard at school all the time, but that was because I was thinking of something or looking at someone. It never just [i]popped[/i] up on me.
Tape to leg.
I get way too many damn boners at school Its like my penis hates me!
Im talking like 8-9 boners during school.
Answer this question, would you rather have random erections or blood coming out of your special area once a month during 5 days, which turn you into an irritable bitch?
I hate it when this happens. I'll be walking around in school and a group of little kids will walk up and scream," WHATS HE GOT IN HIS PANTS?! IS IT A GUN?!" Then the teachers come up and I have to explain I have a boner :saddowns:
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It is not :awesome:
When ever it happens I just quickly fap and jizz in someones book, they get so pissed.
[QUOTE=harris5;20054205]No you don't. Stop fucking lying.[/QUOTE]
Oh wow, how did you come to that conclusion?
Fap more often won't happen during day.
I find that whenever I am beginning to fall asleep during a boring lecture, my woodie begins to firm.
Strange.
Hide penis in waistband of pants. Problem Solved.
Erections can also appear when the body is at a state of deep relaxation.
This is why you get morning wood after a good night's sleep.
[QUOTE=Nasake;20055673]Erections can also appear when the body is at a state of deep relaxation.
This is why you get morning wood after a good night's sleep.[/QUOTE]
Then you piss and it's over.
Cut your fucking dick off.
Take Anti-Depressants, especially the serotonin enhancers. Even in small doses, they'll give you sexual dysfunction that will prevent you from getting random erections. The problem is, it will be hard to masturbate and orgasm, and your sex drive will be very low. Infact, this actually sucked alot when I was on them, because sexual pleasure relieves alot of stress for me, and the cons probably outweigh the pros, so I would suggest to you just to deal with it.
[QUOTE=Tippmann357;20055819][img]http://contrastmag.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/rusty-old-scissors.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
What a fag.
I get this all the time. Like you. At school... WHILE PLAYING A GAME. in the bus. While walking. anytime anyplace... its soo freaking annoying. I don't have wet dreams and I have never (strange and I can't explain this ) "jizzed in my pants" . I just don't get it . Its really annoying especialy if I'm wearing jeans bacause sometimes there's not enough "space for it to breath. I mean grrr.
i always got them last year during math, probably cause i was always falling asleep
I wear briefs, so it's not even a problem for me.
Dude, it happens to everyone, you don't have to be a dick about it.
[QUOTE=luck_or_loss;20052865]I love my boners. I rub them because it feels good. Fuck it if someone gets grossed out. I've got a boner and I'm gonna fuckin enjoy it.
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that will ruin your dick stop acting like a boner is a bad thing, boners mean you are good to go
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In middle school I hated boners, but now that I'm a senior in high school I enjoy them
in the park:
[img]http://www.awkwardboners.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/bench.jpg[/img]
in the cafe:
[img]http://www.awkwardboners.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/coffeeshop.jpg[/img]
at church:
[img]http://www.awkwardboners.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/7322_131114578537_569688537_2385588_7151324_n.jpg[/img]
EVEN ON THE BUS:
[img]http://www.awkwardboners.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/bus.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.awkwardboners.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/goosed.jpg[/img]
Man, I thought the title said "I'm tired of having random encounters" for a minute, as if you were living your life in a JRPG.
Whoever says wear tight jeans to hide a boner obviously have a small dick. Tight jeans make it worse, you can see your whole dick going down your leg.
[QUOTE=Otsegolation;20056818]Whoever says wear tight jeans to hide a boner obviously have a small dick. Tight jeans make it worse, you can see your whole dick going down your leg.[/QUOTE]
No they don't, they stop the erection from growing. Or maybe I just have a small dick.
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