[QUOTE=Sheiken;20051827]Surround yourself with chairs and masturbate during study hall.[/QUOTE]
Cookie for who gets that referance.
I rarely have erections and if I do then it's usually my teachers fault. Thankfully, it's not a problem for myself.
Belt buckle.
Sucks to be a guy guys, me, I get an insta-boner when I see a hot girl bend over in school. I get an insta-boner [b]thinking[/b] about a hot girl in school. I got an insta-boner just writing that.
See? Men are men, and men love themselves some boobies. Hence the insta-boner.
I remember having a random erection in almost every German lesson I had throughout year 10 and 11. I never really got wet dreams though, which sucked. I've only ever had 2, but I quite liked them and wish I had more.
Used to happen a LOT around 10-15 (at 10-13 it was easy to hide lololol tiny dick). Now, it hardly ever happens. Or if it does, my dick is just big so it kinda just hangs, it doesn't stick up. Which is good. I'm 17, glad those hellish days are behind me. Random boners in class, freaking the fuck out. I'd always get one towards the end of class as well, as if my dick knew I didn't want one.
PS: Fuckin hate my brain when i'm getting a boner in an awkward place and I keep trying NOT to think of sexy shit, but instead, my brain puts sexy shit in my head. God damn you, brain.
Its worse when your watching TV with your family or something.
"Jake, get us some drinks"
Great now i've gotta get up and hide my erection by sticking my hand in my pocket. I know they know what i'm doing.
Ahahahaha puberty.
[QUOTE=Tippmann357;20055819][img]http://contrastmag.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/rusty-old-scissors.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Real men use a chainsaw.
[QUOTE=peterson;20052208][url]http://www.awkwardboners.com/[/url][/QUOTE]
Oh god what is this shit... Peter Pan XXX?
[IMG]http://www.awkwardboners.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/bulge908.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=peterson;20052208][url]http://www.awkwardboners.com/[/url][/QUOTE]
I'm somehow frightend to keep this tab open. Because If I drop dead now, my family would find this open tab called "awkward boners" and might be disappointed of me.
[QUOTE=uber.;20059735]Real men use a chainsaw.[/QUOTE]
no, real men use chicken wire.
everyone gets them.
This stopped happening to me a year ago.
The worst is when you have to get up in front of the class and it happens. But all you have to do is put it under your waistband.
[QUOTE=Wakka;20053046][IMG]http://www.awkwardboners.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/whiteys.jpg[/IMG]
:rock:[/QUOTE]
Wow thats a big watch!
[QUOTE=Auster;20057895]Cookie for who gets that referance.[/QUOTE]
:downs: I get it
I get random boners, but I can easily hide them in my boxers because I have real pants.
Are you using gayjeans? You are, aren't you?
Cut it off. Worked for me :smug:
Wear briefs.
Way to be 14.
Cut it off if you're annoyed by it; OP is underage.
Random erections are something you'll be wishing for when you become old and senile
I would like to direct any people who wear tight jeans to the wonders of shifting gears when wearing real underwear.
There was a video on YouTube, but obvious it's a bit hard to sift through all the videos of people in cars. Which is odd, because I thought you got driving lessons to do that shit.
[IMG]http://memegenerator.net/Thumbnails/187/208x228_Socially-Awkward-Penguin-SITTING-IN-CAR-WITH-GRANDMOTHER-TIME-FOR-A-RANDOM-BONER.jpg[/IMG]
That aint cool.
One word.
Hammer.
[QUOTE=jammy job;20078730]One word.
Hammer.[/QUOTE]
Hammer time.
Well... You're only [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/member.php?u=254870"][B]Human[/B][/URL]
I get one everytime I browse Facepunch
Maybe its because you guys are so hawt oh mi gaawd :v:
Become gay
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[QUOTE=Raiskauskone;20079543]I get one everytime I browse Facepunch
Maybe its because you guys are so hawt oh mi gaawd :v:[/QUOTE]
Thanks baby
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