Jack it off every time it gets hard. That should teach the sucker
You'll very much miss them once you get old enough.
Embrace it... Somone makes fun of you say... hahaha your gonna disapoint some chick :v:
It's really cold at the moment so I wear jeans under my school trousers, provides a total protection boner shield, nothing can get through it.
Also this:
[img]http://lh4.ggpht.com/_mQiOXnshqeU/SvAJK1UMlcI/AAAAAAAAAOU/GB-Fp3V5S90/CristianoRonaldo.gif[/img]
bumpy car rides give me a stiffy
[QUOTE=lol12;20055209]I hate it when this happens. I'll be walking around in school and a group of little kids will walk up and scream," WHATS HE GOT IN HIS PANTS?! IS IT A GUN?!" Then the teachers come up and I have to explain I have a boner :saddowns:
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It is not :awesome:[/QUOTE]
:pedo:
[QUOTE=Tippmann357;20055819][img]http://contrastmag.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/rusty-old-scissors.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
If you think getting a hard-on is annoying you don't deserve the dick you were born with. Tippmann was even nice enough to let you use his scissors.
*suddenly get a boner*
*girl you know walks up to you*
"give me a hug!"
[IMG]http://g.imagehost.org/0474/FUUUU.jpg[/IMG]
"Oh fuck a boner, I hope no one will notice"
"Dima, go to the board"
Fucking always.
I pass notes around class saying that my friends have boners.
School trip to an amusement park when everyone got a 500 on their SOL test in the class. On the bounciest roller coaster there, I had to sit next to the hottest girl in the class, who had the nicest rack ever.
HER GOD DAMN TITS ALMOST FELL OUT GOD DAMMIT FUCK.
All my friends saw my erection and laughed :saddowns:
[QUOTE=evilweazel;20083034]School trip to an amusement park when everyone got a 500 on their SOL test in the class. On the bounciest roller coaster there, I had to sit next to the hottest girl in the class, who had the nicest rack ever.
HER GOD DAMN TITS ALMOST FELL OUT GOD DAMMIT FUCK.
All my friends saw my erection and laughed :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
Sounded like the boner was worth it.
i hate it when it happens in gym,im school...in gym shorts :(
It stops once your balls drop completely.
jack it off in school in front of your crush. she will be ALL over you. Trust me.
Whip it out and slap people in the face.
Whenever that motherfucker pops up without my permission I strangle it
One time i got one in class and the teacher told me to come up in the front of the class and do a problem on the board. I did my best to hide it. The best way is to just bend over. It gives the illusion of having a hunch back rather than a boner. :engleft:
Think unsexy thoughts.
[QUOTE=ShnitzelKiller;20318707]Think unsexy thoughts.[/QUOTE]
I try to do that, it partly works.
[QUOTE=he-did-it-->;20080637]*suddenly get a boner*
*girl you know walks up to you*
"give me a hug!"
[IMG]http://g.imagehost.org/0474/FUUUU.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Happens
all the
damn time.
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[QUOTE=Ezhik;20081069]"Oh fuck a boner, I hope no one will notice"
"Dima, go to the board"
Fucking always.[/QUOTE]
THIS TOO!
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFfff-
[QUOTE=xXParanoidXx;20060425]Wow thats a big watch![/QUOTE]
It is, why would you want to were a watch that big.
I hate it when I get random erections while strangers are giving me a handjob :frown:
[QUOTE=Wakka;20053046][IMG]http://www.awkwardboners.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/whiteys.jpg[/IMG]
:rock:[/QUOTE]
If you didn't immediately notice his watch,[B] I have some news for you...[/B]
[QUOTE=Slimmy Shady;20318684]One time i got one in class and the teacher told me to come up in the front of the class and do a problem on the board. I did my best to hide it. The best way is to just bend over. It gives the illusion of having a hunch back rather than a boner. :engleft:[/QUOTE]
Putting your hands in your pocket works also.
I don't get them anymore.
Time to find the viagra.
I'm 23 now and I don't usually get random public boners. What I do get though are random erections at night when I'm sleeping which makes it impossible to sleep, since I can only lie on my back. When I try to sleep on my stomach(or face down), it feels like om trying to balance on a small pogo-stick.
To make it go away, I think about my grandmother taking a dump. Usually works.
[QUOTE=Doom14;20053993][B]Protips:[/B]
- Wear tight pants, and belt.
- When boner appears, immediately think of your favorite shock image.
- Always use boxers. Yes, they're more loose, but they allow the boner to go upward into a less noticeable position. Underwear tends to angle it towards the pant's leg; very uncomfortable and more noticeable.[/QUOTE]
tight pants are for scene faggots and hot chicks
Well, bury it in someone/something. I find that hides it well and as a bonus takes attention more into other things than just the fact that I have a boner.
Absolute worst is when you are getting changed for PE when suddenly DOYUNNG, "hello shamus".
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