Wear tight fitting boxers and tuck it into the bottom of the pantleg on the boxers, that's what I do
[QUOTE=Thaard;20319609]I'm 23 now and I don't usually get random public boners. What I do get though are random erections at night when I'm sleeping which makes it impossible to sleep, since I can only lie on my back. When I try to sleep on my stomach(or face down), it feels like om trying to balance on a small pogo-stick.
To make it go away, I think about my grandmother taking a dump. Usually works.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Thaard;20319609]When I try to sleep on my stomach(or face down), it feels like om trying to balance on a small pogo-stick.
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[QUOTE=Thaard;20319609] it feels like om trying to balance on a small pogo-stick.
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[QUOTE=Thaard;20319609][B]small[/B][/QUOTE]
I'm nearly 21 and I always get a boner while driving. No matter what I do to try to tell it to sit down, it just won't go away. Luckily MOST of the time it goes away before I reach my destination.
This is why I miss being young. Getting a random one during HS was best. A girl even commented on it.
Rub one out for chris'sake. You'll feel better.
I read the title of the thread and got an erection.
:psyduck:
[QUOTE=Karbine;20324922]I'm nearly 21 and I always get a boner while driving. No matter what I do to try to tell it to sit down, it just won't go away. Luckily MOST of the time it goes away before I reach my destination.[/QUOTE]
That's the wrong gear stick man
[QUOTE=Callius;20325186]That's the wrong gear stick man[/QUOTE]
yea but you're the guy who jerks off to dog porn
[QUOTE=D2K5S1;20325205]yea but you're the guy who jerks off to dog porn[/QUOTE]
:iceburn:
Boners are the work of the devil. Just try not to think unpure thoughts.
Whenever I get tempted I think of Jesus and then my boner goes away.
Alternatively just think of something really gay like baseball
[QUOTE=Purplevain;20052097]It's even worse when you have to get up and speak in front of the class with it.[/QUOTE]
I'll take your speaking in front the class and raise it with a personal experience of shaking hands with the principal in front of the entire school with an erection.
Usually I only get it during school if following scenario is true:
I have to make a presentation in front of the whole class within 2 minutes.
It's always like
"Alright, you are next, get ready."
*BOING*
"GODDAMMIT!"
I really hate it. :frown:
[QUOTE=CHRISTIAN_GAMER;20325547]Boners are the work of the devil. Just try not to think unpure thoughts.
Whenever I get tempted I think of Jesus and then my boner goes away.
Alternatively just think of something really gay like baseball[/QUOTE]
Oh God that just sounded really wrong.
[B]ANYWAY[/B]
Try keeping a straight face [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-v.gif[/img]
[B]Soulja Boy Tell’em you hang to the right[/B]
[img]http://www.awkwardboners.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/17534012.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=ChewGum;20329649][B]Soulja Boy Tell’em you hang to the right[/B]
[img]http://www.awkwardboners.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/17534012.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
OMG I lol'd. Try to hide your boner in the locker room at high school especially when half the football team is changing next to you
Cause of school girls.
I am a master of boner control, and am able to wear track pants all day without getting one easily.
It's the morning wood that annoys me, as I like to sleep on my stomach.
Duct tape.
[QUOTE=POLOPOZOZO;20330932]I am a master of boner control, and am able to wear track pants all day without getting one easily.
It's the morning wood that annoys me, as I like to sleep on my stomach.[/QUOTE]
Does it push your body upward when you wake up?
I got an erection viewing this thread :ohdear:
[QUOTE=Human;20051798]You heard it, I'm tired of this shit. It pisses me off so much when I'm at school and shit and then I just get this huge fucking boner. I mean, I'm like ''Seriously Penis? Can we like have a boner at a NON public place'' ( I don't actually talk to my penis BTW) I don't know about you Facepunchers but I looked it up online and this is what I found:
Sources:
[url]http://kidshealth.org/teen/sexual_health/guys/normal_erections.html[/url]
Fuckin' A, I don't even have wet dreams! [b]Plus it's in school and randomly pops up like BOING[/b].
I'm about to chop my dick off and send you guys some pics ( Not really )
Its probably the blood pressure of some shit. Correct me if I'm wrong.[/QUOTE]
Here's my friend's theroy for that
When you sit down the blood cant get through all that well so more gets in (somehow) and thus you get an erection that wont go away
I don't get random erections, but I love it when other people do.
[QUOTE=MEDpak;20052111]flex your quads, bite your lip or stab your hand with your pen, and think of meatspin.
works like a charm[/QUOTE]
Think of Meatspin.. I dont think that will work for Human in this thread :geno:
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[QUOTE=Saheil;20053832]It's terrible because all of my friends LOVE to do the whole "let's pretend we're gay" thing. One time a friend of mine ran up and hugged me, trying to grab my dick, only to have me get a random boner seconds later. :colbert:[/QUOTE]
They don't pretend... :geno:
Be man and handle your erections by your self.
"What is A ERECTON? A ERECTON IS A BASIC ELEMENTARY PARTICLE. During sexual experiences brain starts producing erectons, which travel down your spine into your penis. Continious erecton radiation causes penis cells to grow in size, creating AN ERECTION."
Deal with it kid.
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